Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are back with their non-political podcast to tell you that all of this is capitalism’s fault. Frankly, if commercials don’t make you feel that way, I don’t know what to tell you. Wax nostalgic for toys that looked really cool on tv, but sucked in real life! Learn remarkable language skills in a fancy dress! Get radicalized by a cat with a c-section! Slap your troubles away! Have pizza...

Emily and Ky are back, and it IS a watch-along! Get ready for surprises, live reactions, remixes, anti-capitalist dialectics, songs about husbands who are coats, and completely natural heart attacks. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

It’s time for another throw-back internet adventure! Join Emily, Ky, and their mid-aughts internet counterparts for the worst kind of time travel, friendship kidneys, the best starfish ever, moon murder, and more! Get your family computer ready because it’s a watch-along episode! Come back next week for the grand finale! Will it be a watch-along? You can’t know! Put your money where your mouth is,...

Loyal listeners know what happens when Emily and Ky record two episodes in a row! Things get a little silly on the pod!!! With their special guest and friend of the pod, they discuss cults, high school, who they’d have sex with, childhood trauma, and their evolving experiences with this this quotable cult classic. Give them your money!!!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!

Emily and Ky are back for the New Year, and they are giving MORE in 2020-WHORE! Did they miss a week? Yes, they did. The second week ever missed in Wine, Weed, Weird! History! Speaking of which, does anyone know how to re-release an old episode? No one at Wine, Weed, Weird! Headquarters currently does. Anyway, don’t sweat it. Emily and Ky are still in the holiday spirit, and they have loads to dis...

If there was a podcast award for the most false advertising in an episode title, we’d win hands down. We’re back a day late but never a dollar short with Kevin’s complicated backstory as told to a five-year-old, the most convoluted way of solving a non-existent problem anyone’s ever heard of, and an unknown he/him party bringing smiles everywhere he goes. Listen while you wrap gifts! It’ll be fun!...

Listen. Sometimes an episode comes along where Emily and Ky are especially incoherent. Where they’re laughing so hard they choke on their own wretched spittle. Is it really possible anyone greenlit a script this unhinged? Maybe…if you truly believe in Christmas miracles. Meet Santa, who is a giver not a taker, and also stressed, a family of irresponsible dog owners and dj wanna-be’s, a 300-year-ol...

Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve...

It’s in the singing of the street corner choir! It’s going home and getting warm by the fire! Love is not gone when the Muppets invade the ultimate in Christmas Classics: A Christmas Carol! Emily and Ky are delighted to ring in this year’s holiday season with a creepy Christmas tale that they have lots of questions about. Who the fuck designed the ghost of Christmas past character? Did Scrooge kno...

Gobble, Gobble, folks! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Wine, Weed, Weird Productions! Joining our family this year is…Ludacris!!!!! (Yeah…yeah…yeah…) Emily and Ky got the scoop on snotty teen daughter, merry younger son, bitter vegan aunt, strange noises in the woods, and the Rootin’ Tootin’, Hootin’ and Hollerin’, Horny Hoodoo Doodoo! Give it a listen!

You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern va...

Emily, Ky, Nate, and Tyler are back this week to talk about their fav Animorphs book (Ky’s is the first one), why Ax’s human morph is strangely attractive (we’re all a bit narcissistic), and Marco’s sexuality (bi). We also dip into how Scholastic is letting us down, what animal we’d morph first, and a lot of nonsense. And porn. Of course, porn. Happy Friends and Family month!

Emily and Ky are welcoming super special guests, Nate and Tyler, (the Morphy Boys!) from Animorphing Time to talk about The Animorphs: children’s books about an alien invasion, mental illness, and war crimes! It’s a wild time when you try to take a tiny nibble of a high-dose edible. The gang tackles topics both silly and serious, and of course, the tough questions: which brain hole do the yeerks u...

Emily and Ky are firing up the vcr, bringing in some special guests, and getting out the dump cake for the last Spooky Season episode of 2023! Don’t listen if you feel faint at the sight of ketchup! Do listen if you love giant earmuffs and puberty! Is it a day late? Yes, it is. What do you want?? Halloween is our busy season!

Things are heating up at combination Opera House and Torture Chamber! No seriously, two men might die because the phantom made a room super hot. Also there’s a strangler now, so that’s fun! You’ll need your snake arm to survive the second half of this silent horror classic, but not your whits about you because absolutely no one has a plan! Except our leading lady who hates her teacher because he’s...

Emily and Ky had so much fun with their Nosferatu watch-along last SpooOOOky Season they just had to do it again! So pull up Phantom of the Opera on YouTube and tell the Google to play so you can listen in as Emily and Ky declare the Paris Opera House under new management, multiple characters extremely high, and the basement very flooded. This classic silent horror film features a gaggle of silly...

SpooOOOky Season is here!!! So let’s watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from the ‘90’s! This episode has all your favorites: philosophical enquiries, your hosts getting hopelessly lost in the weeds! Our Bridge too Far! Irrelevant tangents! Cleveland! Cheese! Plus, our hottest new segment, Emily’s Queer Corner! You know it’s all Spooky all the time for October, so leave us that voice memo or sli...

Emily and Ky are back with the ultimate Queer Autumn Kick-Off! It’s Over the Garden Wall! Featuring seasonal frog ferries, betrayal, dreamscapes, flashbacks, allegories for Satan, and silly Spanish instructors! Plus, get geared up for SpooOOky Season, starting next week!

Happy Autumn, Cephalopods! It’s either Fall already, or it will be after midnight, so pull out your flannels and order your pumpkin spice! It’s time for the queerest of cool weather and spooky season harbingers, Over the Garden Wall! Emily and Ky are diving right in with every spoiler, so watch it first if you haven’t yet! The way the plot slowly unspools over the course of the series is so good!...

Emily and Ky are the streets, and they are here with absolutely no warning to talk about a whiny unicorn with regret, a horny butterfly, a little wizard twink, and a tree’s tits. It’s Peter S. Beagle’s modern classic turned 80’s kids trauma fuel, The Last Unicorn! Who is the Red Bull? Was Molly Grue queer? Is innocence something to celebrate? Does Ky need to watch this movie again? Is love worth i...

Emily and Ky went so far off the rails the last time they recorded, they came full circle and responsibly recorded another episode! Or at least half of one! They might have done that this time around, too, but you’ll have to subscribe to their (haunted) patreon at the $1 level in order to know. But what you can know is that Emily was deprived of playgrounds almost her entire elementary school care...

Ok so Emily watched Little Shop of Horrors like two months ago, and Ky watched it last night, and their special guest whose name they drew out of a hat is like actually a fan, and your hosts got suuuuuper crossfaded, and, well, here we go! Does this musical feature the song, “My Pal Foot Foot” by the Shags? What is the proper protocol if you give someone money to play a slot machine with and they...

Emily and Ky are continuing to be confused by Stuart Little. Important notes include, you cannot accidentally sail a fucking boat, a flagrant refusal to consider Snowbell’s sentience, who Nathan Laine is, and elementary school classic: The Mouse and the Motorcycle. Also we gotta dig into it. Is this movie a metaphor? Did no one consider the ramifications of saying mice are bad at paperwork???