Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are firing up the vcr, bringing in some special guests, and getting out the dump cake for the last Spooky Season episode of 2023! Don’t listen if you feel faint at the sight of ketchup! Do listen if you love giant earmuffs and puberty! Is it a day late? Yes, it is. What do you want?? Halloween is our busy season!

Things are heating up at combination Opera House and Torture Chamber! No seriously, two men might die because the phantom made a room super hot. Also there’s a strangler now, so that’s fun! You’ll need your snake arm to survive the second half of this silent horror classic, but not your whits about you because absolutely no one has a plan! Except our leading lady who hates her teacher because he’s...

Emily and Ky had so much fun with their Nosferatu watch-along last SpooOOOky Season they just had to do it again! So pull up Phantom of the Opera on YouTube and tell the Google to play so you can listen in as Emily and Ky declare the Paris Opera House under new management, multiple characters extremely high, and the basement very flooded. This classic silent horror film features a gaggle of silly...

SpooOOOky Season is here!!! So let’s watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from the ‘90’s! This episode has all your favorites: philosophical enquiries, your hosts getting hopelessly lost in the weeds! Our Bridge too Far! Irrelevant tangents! Cleveland! Cheese! Plus, our hottest new segment, Emily’s Queer Corner! You know it’s all Spooky all the time for October, so leave us that voice memo or sli...

Emily and Ky are back with the ultimate Queer Autumn Kick-Off! It’s Over the Garden Wall! Featuring seasonal frog ferries, betrayal, dreamscapes, flashbacks, allegories for Satan, and silly Spanish instructors! Plus, get geared up for SpooOOky Season, starting next week!

Happy Autumn, Cephalopods! It’s either Fall already, or it will be after midnight, so pull out your flannels and order your pumpkin spice! It’s time for the queerest of cool weather and spooky season harbingers, Over the Garden Wall! Emily and Ky are diving right in with every spoiler, so watch it first if you haven’t yet! The way the plot slowly unspools over the course of the series is so good!...

Emily and Ky are the streets, and they are here with absolutely no warning to talk about a whiny unicorn with regret, a horny butterfly, a little wizard twink, and a tree’s tits. It’s Peter S. Beagle’s modern classic turned 80’s kids trauma fuel, The Last Unicorn! Who is the Red Bull? Was Molly Grue queer? Is innocence something to celebrate? Does Ky need to watch this movie again? Is love worth i...

Emily and Ky went so far off the rails the last time they recorded, they came full circle and responsibly recorded another episode! Or at least half of one! They might have done that this time around, too, but you’ll have to subscribe to their (haunted) patreon at the $1 level in order to know. But what you can know is that Emily was deprived of playgrounds almost her entire elementary school care...

Ok so Emily watched Little Shop of Horrors like two months ago, and Ky watched it last night, and their special guest whose name they drew out of a hat is like actually a fan, and your hosts got suuuuuper crossfaded, and, well, here we go! Does this musical feature the song, “My Pal Foot Foot” by the Shags? What is the proper protocol if you give someone money to play a slot machine with and they...

Emily and Ky are continuing to be confused by Stuart Little. Important notes include, you cannot accidentally sail a fucking boat, a flagrant refusal to consider Snowbell’s sentience, who Nathan Laine is, and elementary school classic: The Mouse and the Motorcycle. Also we gotta dig into it. Is this movie a metaphor? Did no one consider the ramifications of saying mice are bad at paperwork???

The gang’s all here, so let’s start little! Your hosts are little whores, little hoes, and it’s all downhill from there! What’s weirder? Adopting a mouse, and not telling anybody, or marrying a cat and telling the internet? This episode is full of surprises! Do we get through the whole movie? Absolutely not, so tune in next week for part 2! Did I mention Emily and Ky respect women?

Emily and Ky just need to dig into this, ok? Or maybe just Emily does. It’s complicated. It’s silly. It’s a cultural anomaly that felt eternal and unchanging. It’s Christian alternative rock from the early aughts! Tune in for technical difficulties, computer struggles, youth group deep dives, controversial teen hang-outs, and that all-important question, were the guys in Relient K ok?? We can’t kn...

Emily and Ky are still on the beach. In fact, they may still be on the beach to this day! No one can know. And today they’re sharing with you a film that has them all fired up for all the wrong reasons: The Gymnast. How can a film hit on so many niche references to a hyper specific era of a tiny sub culture, and still feel so utterly out of touch, and unrelatable? Well, at least it’s not queer bai...

Emily and Ky are treating themselves to a relaxing and rejuvenating beach day…but hard hitting moguls that they are, they’re obviously recording a podcast while they’re out there. Join them for adventures in margarita procurement, breakfast pontification, a last-minute topic change, taking a chance on some sketchy memories of a movie they watched two and a half months ago, and the kind of deep, th...

Emily and Ky are waxing nostalgic about their overnight camp days! Girl Scout camp, and Jesus camp shenanigans, and of course, those amazing camp songs! Why did people die in so many of Emily’s? Why do none of these songs make sense? Is it time for a whole new generation of songs based entirely around “Icecream Paint Job”? Yes, obviously. They’re also sharing an exclusive first look at those top p...

Emily and Ky have more to say about how utterly bizarre it is to care more about an old document than a human life, how museums are full of stolen shit, and how the nerdy guy is better than the arrogant jerk every fucking time. This movie is wild. Anyway, abolish prisons.

Apparently Emily and Ky have never done National Treasure because Ky finds Nicholas Cage’s face to be annoying. Or maybe it’s his hair?? Anyway, your favorite imbibers have a lot to say about fetishizing historical objects, the banality of nationalism, Nicholas Cage’s acting skills, and that time in 2005 Emily and her brother committed their own heist. It’s a two-parter, so come back next week!

Emily is recording (a)live from a Republican fundraiser (family is weird, ok?) where she managed to punch no one in the face, and talk about class consciousness with her sister’s co-workers, so if she seems a little extra punchy this episode…don’t say anything. They’re talking about an alarmingly steep hill, an eight pound wheel of cheese, balancing risk and reward, the pros and cons of tradition,...

Emily and Ky are multitasking, remixing, and theraphizing in this week’s episode. Get ready for all your favorites: Emily failing to censor Ky’s identity, Ky and Emily gossiping about work, no one knowing who actors are, and more! This movie is comedy gold, and this movie on Wine, Weed, Weird is comedy gold squared!

It’s always time for dinosaurs, even when there is no time, because it’s the land before time! Or the land before space? The sun goes ‘wa-wa’?? Something like that…join Emily and Ky (or Jy) as they point our historical inaccuracies, call out prejudice where they see it, and try to figure out what the fuck us going on topographically in this classic film.

It’s time for a song! Mostly because Emily and Ky forgot they needed to record an episode until it was too late to watch anything. But hey, it’s perfect timing for a thematically appropriate summer playlist banger! Especially now that we can breathe the air outside again! Of course, they don’t actually talk about the song that much. High school is a wild time when you have religious/conservative p...

Emily and Ky continue to watch old vhs tapes and be unhinged. This is a classic Emily watched way too many times when she was six and it’s probably why she loves drugs. Come along as they describe all five different times this movie could have ended, confess to wanting to sleep in beards, eat nachos for hot hoes, and consider sustainable alternatives to condoms. Listen, it’s a long movie, but the...

Join Emily, Ky, and their chill balls for a conversation that’s 25% koala-based puns and butler speculation. They’re dabbling in reality tv and sprinkle sprankling fact checks, general confusion, and shroom-based empathy as they tackle a show that’s so fucked up, they couldn’t even air the whole thing!!! It’s a can’t-miss, and a Wine Weed Weird first! You ever hear of goof balling..?

Emily and Ky are hearkening back to a crazy podcast day to bring you another installment of Bullysmart! Are you looking for the perfect self defense system to compliment your Fox News warped paranoid worldview? Do you not know how to use a phone? Do you hate watching retired pro athletes blink? Have we got a vhs for you! Emily and Ky break down the techniques, and provide their own suggestions for...

Y’all. It’s Season 3!!!! And it’s not porn!!!! And of course, Emily and Ky are going back to where it all began. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t breaking new ground! They’ve got interviews, fresh takes, and the first complete Wine, Weed, Weird! original parody song! Welcome to season 3, CephaloPods! It’s gonna be litty titty!