Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are reminiscing on what has been a truly spectacular second season of Wine, Weed, Weird! How have we had two full seasons? And how were so many episodes so magically unhinged?? We can’t know! But maybe you can? Listen in and get hype for season 3. Emily and Ky have fun surprises, hair brained schemes, incredibly guests, essential follow-ups, and more in store for you!

Emily and Ky have fucking had it. Also they are geniuses. Tune in for Cruciflix, where Emily and Ky discuss a Christian film and bitch about it the whole time. All of us at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope our listeners had a wonderful, and very unproductive 420! We did, and that’s why this shit is a day late!

It’s. Our. ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!!! And we are celebrating this momentous milestone with so many silly surprises! Emily and Ky are cross-faded and recording in person with the assistance of a random-ass soundboard they googled that has Emily crying in the first two minutes, then Ky launches a brand new common podcast event song, then it’s off to the first ever live-recorded Wine Weed Weird Field...

Why did it take nearly two whole seasons to get to this very special, near and dear to Emily’s heart? No one can know. There’s just a lot of weirdness in the universe. Also you should stop right now and go watch this movie with zero context before listening because Emily and Ky are spoiling absolutely everything. Not just the movie: also the truth about artificial gravity, the fourth dimension, an...

Michael and Nell of Secret Formula NY are still with Emily and Ky this week for part 2 of their progressively less hinged discussion of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! They try the Mario dance, they talk more about the plot…but mostly they consider the logistics of humanoid fairy sex. And octopus sex of course. Tune in for their first ever porn fact check! Buckle up and don’t forget to switch...

Join Emily, Ky, and special guests Michael and Nel of Secret Formula to discuss a very, very weird cartoon, and their amazing event, Spoons, Toons, and Booze! Pour yourself a bowl of cereal, brush off your video game knowledge, and prepare to take a hard left into wrestling lore, and marine biology! Is his name Link Zelda? Why is everyone in this cartoon so horny? Did all our childhood favorites o...

Join Emily and Ky on a ride that’s even wilder than usual as they compare, contrast, consider, and critique two ear worms, both alike in dignity. Are blue and green opposites? Does this song take place in the ocean? How should one approach a night out? What’s Emily’s favorite takeout salad? We got all your answers, and zero fact checks!

Today Emily and Ky discuss a short film about a secret Brooklyn neighborhood, rich in history, lore, culture, and colorful characters. They also discuss mutual aid, what it means to build community, comparative religion, how cool therapy is, and Ky’s unfortunate texture aversions. But first, they gotta shout out Hank Sinatra Jr, who left them a review on Apple Podcasts! You could do that, too!

Join Emily and Ky recording (a)live and in person in the Wine Weed Weird recording studio…also known as a closet. At a place they work at sometimes. Look, it’s fine. Just like Red and his nephew sit around a camp fire on logs, playing folk tunes, Emily and Ky sit around Emily’s iPhone on rolled up yoga mats sharing their genius insights with you! Do they explain what the show is about? Well…they t...

It’s been a while since we’ve covered a (non-Christmas) song here at Wine Weed Weird headquarters, but it feels like this seminal classic was a long time coming! Turns out, there’s a lot to say about “Peaches”! Is it about sex? Probably, but we’re unclear on how, just like the singer seems to be unclear on the nature of peaches. Emily and Ky also touch on the issue of the enclosure of the commons,...

Are you ready to be accidentally possessed and/or transported to another dimension? Well it’s too late because Emily and Ky are already there! Get ready to hang out with a creepy kid who loves to sing, dance, pretend, kaaaaaaazoo, and gaslight you about how you know his name when you never said it! It’s a creepy activity video for children from the 80s, so of course Emily and Ky are going to evisc...

Emily and Ky are back with special guest from our ASMR episode, BP to discuss a weird movie from Ky’s childhood! It’s about rocks. Get ready to learn about the types of rocks, what they’re made of, appropriate beach wear, and, space! Turns out, it’s dire! Or is it? Do we still have these songs stuck in our heads? Yes. Yes, we do.

But it’s also about Mary Poppins! And Sid Vicious! And the dangers of biting off more than you can chew! And the power of believing in yourself! And of course, old men doing Jack shit and then taking all the credit for something accomplished by a woman! Emily and Ky are back for part two with special guest J- P-, and while they do get through the plot, it’s not without some lively debate. When was...

It’s been a while since we’ve had a two-parter; we’ve just been letting the episodes run long, but with special guest J- P- on the pod, they could not be stopped, and here we are! Join Emily, Ky, and the first man EVER on Wine, Weed, Weird! to discuss a Disney musical about using witchcraft to fight the nazis! Featuring insufferable children, a vaselined cat, Dr. Sid Phyllis Creeper, a grown woman...

We got Ky calling in from Mexico this week so we can talk about another amazing edited video from Everything is Terrible! Dina Rizo to teach them everything they need to know about hip hop. You may be wondering, what makes it hip hop? What sounds should one make when practicing hip hop? What is appropriate hip hop attire? Emily and Ky break down Dina’s advanced techniques, and deep philosophical m...

Buckle up for a super re-mix that’s a Wine, Weed, Weird first! We’ve got special guest friend of the pod Sam, but where’s Ky? And where’s the booze?? Guess they’re both cooling their heels in Mexico for a while! But don’t worry! Emily, Sam in the co-host seat, some good weed, and very satisfying Japanese takeout are here to ask and answer your burning philosophical questions about the ultimate com...

It’s 2023, and Emily and Ky are breaking barriers with the first episode of the year: their most special guest yet! Their latest recording ever! AND, the most singing of any episode. Get ready to start a New Years Tradition, and get your tit out. Not Tits. Just one. Is this episode about a hilarious slapstick spy thriller, or is it about Emily’s chrome cast? You! Can’t! Know!

Christmas Day has come and gone, but the Christmas Season Continues! Especially in Emily and Ky’s hearts, thanks to raspy, raspy guy, Bob Dylan! Is Ky a little hung up on Bob Dylan being Bob Dylan? Are they both salty that Santa said he was too busy to guest in their podcast, but he WASN’T too busy to go to Bob Dylan’s Christmas party? Is it one of those episodes where the internet is fucked and K...

On its surface, it may seem like a simple song…but in the hands of professional over thinkers like Emily and Ky, it’s anything but! This special Christmas episode includes samples from the Wine, Weed, Weird Parody Band, ever deepening conspiracy theories, and a quick primer on murder ballads. It’s a can’t-miss, so sit down with your Christmas cookies and get egg-naughty with us!

Everyone loves a deeply traumatizing ostensibly for children ‘80s Christmas movie, right?? Too late, you’re involved now! Emily and Ky are doing their best to keep it together and tell you all about the Christmas Toy! Is it just proto Toy Story? Is the Mew storyline about fighting stigma against drug users? Is it actually only 45 minutes long?? Damn, Emily was fucked up when she watched it…

It’s the holiday season, and Emily and Ky are on it with jingle bells, and festive content! Are you ready for a queer-coded, computer-animated, super-petulant pipe organ?? How about one who’s voiced by Grand Daddy Wiz??? What does this have to do with Christmas? Well, mostly that Bell is bad at planning, and Chip is a dumbass who’s obsessed with a tree. Other than that, they don’t have a lot of an...

It’s another Wine Weed Weird first! But absolutely not a last. Emily and Ky are playing a board game! From Emily’s childhood! And recording it live! There isn’t another way to record! It’s fine! So, what exactly are the stakes in this game? How do you live if you’re only a hat? Does anyone understand the alligator die? How dangerous is real quicksand? Is quicksand real?? Tune in for chaos, confusi...

Friend of the Pod, Sam is back to share the true meaning of Thanksgiving with Emily and Ky: going on a completely unnecessary killing spree? It’s not warm and cozy, but it is historically accurate.

“Pretty Good, Huh?” (it’s about Bullysmart) is one of our all time favorite episodes. We loved it so much, we knew we had to go deeper, and for season 2, Emily and Ky stepped the fuck up. Using the sophisticated technology we’re known for here at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters, we uncovered the ancient wisdom on the vhs tape Ky found on eBay. And now, Emily and Ky present it to you. Not a series of...

Emily and Ky are back with not one, but TWO special guests for a remiiiiiiiix episode that is at chaotic as it gets. We’re covering the important topics you care about like, do carrots creep up your nose when you eat them? What’s the optimal way to store vegetables? And, is the cat ok?? They also talk about ASMR a little. Turns out it’s a tricky topic to pin down! Should Emily start an ASMR side h...