Wine, Weed, Weird!

The gang’s all here, so let’s start little! Your hosts are little whores, little hoes, and it’s all downhill from there! What’s weirder? Adopting a mouse, and not telling anybody, or marrying a cat and telling the internet? This episode is full of surprises! Do we get through the whole movie? Absolutely not, so tune in next week for part 2! Did I mention Emily and Ky respect women?

Emily and Ky just need to dig into this, ok? Or maybe just Emily does. It’s complicated. It’s silly. It’s a cultural anomaly that felt eternal and unchanging. It’s Christian alternative rock from the early aughts! Tune in for technical difficulties, computer struggles, youth group deep dives, controversial teen hang-outs, and that all-important question, were the guys in Relient K ok?? We can’t kn...

Emily and Ky just need to dig into this, ok? Or maybe just Emily does. It’s complicated. It’s silly. It’s a cultural anomaly that felt eternal and unchanging. It’s Christian alternative rock from the early aughts! Tune in for technical difficulties, computer struggles, youth group deep dives, controversial teen hang-outs, and that all-important question, were the guys in Relient K ok?? We can’t kn...

Emily and Ky are still on the beach. In fact, they may still be on the beach to this day! No one can know. And today they’re sharing with you a film that has them all fired up for all the wrong reasons: The Gymnast. How can a film hit on so many niche references to a hyper specific era of a tiny sub culture, and still feel so utterly out of touch, and unrelatable? Well, at least it’s not queer bai...

Emily and Ky are treating themselves to a relaxing and rejuvenating beach day…but hard hitting moguls that they are, they’re obviously recording a podcast while they’re out there. Join them for adventures in margarita procurement, breakfast pontification, a last-minute topic change, taking a chance on some sketchy memories of a movie they watched two and a half months ago, and the kind of deep, th...

Emily and Ky are waxing nostalgic about their overnight camp days! Girl Scout camp, and Jesus camp shenanigans, and of course, those amazing camp songs! Why did people die in so many of Emily’s? Why do none of these songs make sense? Is it time for a whole new generation of songs based entirely around “Icecream Paint Job”? Yes, obviously. They’re also sharing an exclusive first look at those top p...

Emily and Ky have more to say about how utterly bizarre it is to care more about an old document than a human life, how museums are full of stolen shit, and how the nerdy guy is better than the arrogant jerk every fucking time. This movie is wild. Anyway, abolish prisons.

Apparently Emily and Ky have never done National Treasure because Ky finds Nicholas Cage’s face to be annoying. Or maybe it’s his hair?? Anyway, your favorite imbibers have a lot to say about fetishizing historical objects, the banality of nationalism, Nicholas Cage’s acting skills, and that time in 2005 Emily and her brother committed their own heist. It’s a two-parter, so come back next week!

Emily is recording (a)live from a Republican fundraiser (family is weird, ok?) where she managed to punch no one in the face, and talk about class consciousness with her sister’s co-workers, so if she seems a little extra punchy this episode…don’t say anything. They’re talking about an alarmingly steep hill, an eight pound wheel of cheese, balancing risk and reward, the pros and cons of tradition,...

Emily and Ky are multitasking, remixing, and theraphizing in this week’s episode. Get ready for all your favorites: Emily failing to censor Ky’s identity, Ky and Emily gossiping about work, no one knowing who actors are, and more! This movie is comedy gold, and this movie on Wine, Weed, Weird is comedy gold squared!

It’s always time for dinosaurs, even when there is no time, because it’s the land before time! Or the land before space? The sun goes ‘wa-wa’?? Something like that…join Emily and Ky (or Jy) as they point our historical inaccuracies, call out prejudice where they see it, and try to figure out what the fuck us going on topographically in this classic film.

It’s time for a song! Mostly because Emily and Ky forgot they needed to record an episode until it was too late to watch anything. But hey, it’s perfect timing for a thematically appropriate summer playlist banger! Especially now that we can breathe the air outside again! Of course, they don’t actually talk about the song that much. High school is a wild time when you have religious/conservative p...

Emily and Ky continue to watch old vhs tapes and be unhinged. This is a classic Emily watched way too many times when she was six and it’s probably why she loves drugs. Come along as they describe all five different times this movie could have ended, confess to wanting to sleep in beards, eat nachos for hot hoes, and consider sustainable alternatives to condoms. Listen, it’s a long movie, but the...

Join Emily, Ky, and their chill balls for a conversation that’s 25% koala-based puns and butler speculation. They’re dabbling in reality tv and sprinkle sprankling fact checks, general confusion, and shroom-based empathy as they tackle a show that’s so fucked up, they couldn’t even air the whole thing!!! It’s a can’t-miss, and a Wine Weed Weird first! You ever hear of goof balling..?

Emily and Ky are hearkening back to a crazy podcast day to bring you another installment of Bullysmart! Are you looking for the perfect self defense system to compliment your Fox News warped paranoid worldview? Do you not know how to use a phone? Do you hate watching retired pro athletes blink? Have we got a vhs for you! Emily and Ky break down the techniques, and provide their own suggestions for...

Y’all. It’s Season 3!!!! And it’s not porn!!!! And of course, Emily and Ky are going back to where it all began. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t breaking new ground! They’ve got interviews, fresh takes, and the first complete Wine, Weed, Weird! original parody song! Welcome to season 3, CephaloPods! It’s gonna be litty titty!

Emily and Ky are reminiscing on what has been a truly spectacular second season of Wine, Weed, Weird! How have we had two full seasons? And how were so many episodes so magically unhinged?? We can’t know! But maybe you can? Listen in and get hype for season 3. Emily and Ky have fun surprises, hair brained schemes, incredibly guests, essential follow-ups, and more in store for you!

Emily and Ky have fucking had it. Also they are geniuses. Tune in for Cruciflix, where Emily and Ky discuss a Christian film and bitch about it the whole time. All of us at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope our listeners had a wonderful, and very unproductive 420! We did, and that’s why this shit is a day late!

It’s. Our. ONE-HUNDREDTH EPISODE!!!!! And we are celebrating this momentous milestone with so many silly surprises! Emily and Ky are cross-faded and recording in person with the assistance of a random-ass soundboard they googled that has Emily crying in the first two minutes, then Ky launches a brand new common podcast event song, then it’s off to the first ever live-recorded Wine Weed Weird Field...

Why did it take nearly two whole seasons to get to this very special, near and dear to Emily’s heart? No one can know. There’s just a lot of weirdness in the universe. Also you should stop right now and go watch this movie with zero context before listening because Emily and Ky are spoiling absolutely everything. Not just the movie: also the truth about artificial gravity, the fourth dimension, an...

Michael and Nell of Secret Formula NY are still with Emily and Ky this week for part 2 of their progressively less hinged discussion of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! They try the Mario dance, they talk more about the plot…but mostly they consider the logistics of humanoid fairy sex. And octopus sex of course. Tune in for their first ever porn fact check! Buckle up and don’t forget to switch...

Join Emily, Ky, and special guests Michael and Nel of Secret Formula to discuss a very, very weird cartoon, and their amazing event, Spoons, Toons, and Booze! Pour yourself a bowl of cereal, brush off your video game knowledge, and prepare to take a hard left into wrestling lore, and marine biology! Is his name Link Zelda? Why is everyone in this cartoon so horny? Did all our childhood favorites o...

Join Emily and Ky on a ride that’s even wilder than usual as they compare, contrast, consider, and critique two ear worms, both alike in dignity. Are blue and green opposites? Does this song take place in the ocean? How should one approach a night out? What’s Emily’s favorite takeout salad? We got all your answers, and zero fact checks!

Today Emily and Ky discuss a short film about a secret Brooklyn neighborhood, rich in history, lore, culture, and colorful characters. They also discuss mutual aid, what it means to build community, comparative religion, how cool therapy is, and Ky’s unfortunate texture aversions. But first, they gotta shout out Hank Sinatra Jr, who left them a review on Apple Podcasts! You could do that, too!

Join Emily and Ky recording (a)live and in person in the Wine Weed Weird recording studio…also known as a closet. At a place they work at sometimes. Look, it’s fine. Just like Red and his nephew sit around a camp fire on logs, playing folk tunes, Emily and Ky sit around Emily’s iPhone on rolled up yoga mats sharing their genius insights with you! Do they explain what the show is about? Well…they t...