WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE take charge of bonfires and take a trip to Palmera City.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Brian and Charles 43:22 - Blue Beetle

Wesley prays to a forgotten archangel, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), pitch a new cooking show, and Kenneth Branaugh catches 1000s of strays.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - The Martian 43:22 - Brian and Charles

Ethan becomes the worst Harkonnen, and Wesley Say Anything’s with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and WE shout out the Potion Kid from middle school.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune Part 2 38:53 - The Martian

WE fushigi our way through Driver’s Ed, read trivia about Froley, and introduce 2 new racers to the Dune-iverse.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Children of Men 46:57 - Dune 2

WE pilot John Minus 9, discover the first American Kaiju, and introduce you to Kiwi Michael Caine.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune 36:44 - Children of Men

WE stick our hands in the pain box, get robbed at nunchuck-point, and determine the next season.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE report on the alien adventures of Bert and Ernie, hop on a time travelling train, and daydream about Sy Snootles.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Arrival 46:21 - Star Wars?

Listen to those pitter-pattering feets, WEASNY is coming. Wesley activates his post-cog abilities and Ethan flirts with some septopods.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Minority Report 44:10 - Arrival

WE get into our milk bath and introduce you to God-Greg Jr.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE spend more time talking about the previous two Venom movies than the third even entertained. WE also join the Department of Acid.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Quiz 33:57 - Review

Unsurprisingly, we have become Trevathan as we review KOTPOTA, 2024, and Raka’s deal. Prepare your IHOPs for a revolution in scrolls.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   It's all Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review.

WE celebrate the cousins, flex piano trivia, and get to the core of Trevathan.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - A Real Pain 42:19 - Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

WE talk Thelma and try to become the most famous people from each of our hometowns.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Thelma 26:19 - A Real Pain

Welcome to what is by far the most nostalgic and personal episode of WEASNY by far. Wes begged me to put “Muffins” in the show notes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tcR19y7GPM .    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Didi 52:42 - Thelma

Heads up for this one, we lost a bit of audio on Wes’s end but most of the answers were preserved. Sadly, we lost some jokes.    WE discover what happened to the other Tiggers, start some livestreams, and relive the 2000s.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - The Wild Robot 25:11 - Didi

WE talk about Tick-Tock’s stepdad energy, count the number of times we’ve seen Yes Man, and Wes’s quiz making skills while ill.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Lisa Frankenstein 42:19 - Wild Robot

WE talk a LOT about Cine2Nerdle Battle but also discuss contentious relationships with cheese, and what we do with our dads.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 41:35 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 3

WE kick off the year by making quizzes on movies we SHOULD have made last year. WE discuss Wallace's feelings about Brexit and the power levels of gardening gnomes.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE are back with your weekly enrichment to discuss the quiz questions of 2024 to see what we remember.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE put on our Ant-Man tech, rip up some decks, and prep our homes for Nicomund the Red.   Be advised here, if you have any interest in seeing Violent Night, we do recommend it, and would recommend doing so blind. We spoil a lot of it.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Red One 29:17 - Violent Nig...

This Christmas, WE consider what it means to be a Santa-like individual as we conjecture on what could possibly happen in Violent Night and Red One. Neither of us had seen either of these!   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Violent Night 29:46 - Red One

WE talk about condiments for truly so long in order to not talk about C.I.Ape and post-mortem the concept of espionage.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: C.I.Ape Season Wrap (01:02:47)

WE move a little closer to the center (NOT REALLY), develop our road act, and Ape Out.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: The 39 Steps Quiz (42:00): C.I.Ape

WE create new Magic: the Gathering cards, waste the protagonist’s time, and step with the sheep.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Skyfall Quiz (45:14): The 39 Steps