WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE discuss the quality of movies as a medium, donate our organs, and connect Dane Cook to Kingdom Hearts.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE enter the genesis chamber, revisit our Facebook favorite movies, and insult college graffiti.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Man of Steel 1:04:15 - Review Season 1:11:34 - Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

WE sicc Baragon on bikers, re-enter the Snyderverse, and somehow talk about Jeffrey Jones again.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack 41:38 - Man of Steel

WE put sick Superman on top, fear bikers, and use a totally normal turn-of-phrase regarding smiles.   Yes, the cicadas outside of Wesley’s apartment are super loud.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 33:20 - Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

WE have Darreyl reboot Mrs. Doubtfire, let Them fight, and recreate Ivan Drago. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs Destoroyah 39:12 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

WE discuss Richard Pryor and his guest Superman, admire pickled eggs, and grow the baby.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman III 44:08 - Godzilla vs Destoroyah

WE celebrate Rodan and Cyberspace.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II  36:30 - Superman III

WE run with the wolves, discuss the baby, and restore Wesley’s belief in Godzilla.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman II 38:45 - Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

WE evaluate the successes and failures of Kimmy Schmidt, have Cliff Claven epiphanies, and champion the greatest Wilson brother.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs Biollante 41:41 - Superman II

WE eviscerate Air and Water shows and did a bit about the US doing serious studies into crystals, but that part got cut off.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Superman (1978) 57:26 - Quiz: Godzilla vs Biollante

Stay tuned to the end of the episode for the shortest review of Superman (2025). WE hunt pokemon for sport, discuss the historical accuracy of conventional laser ammunition, and are overcome with a lust for a big ol’ diamond.   This is the TEDTalk that Ethan referenced ( https://www.ted.com/talks/anna_deavere_smith_four_american_characters ) .Please note he has not seen it in 20 years.   Ethan: @e...

WE start the strongest season of all time and definitely aren't riding the James Gunn Superman Hype Train.   Quiz: Return of Godzilla   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

We Rocket Power in our spaceships as we close out the season and educate you on the boppa da boopi conundrum.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

WE outsource the podcast, lose the ability to return home, and sculpt with chicken wire. Here’s that Kong: Skull Island scene for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKt-n311mY   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Blue Beetle 44:50 - Close Encounters of the Third Kind

WE take charge of bonfires and take a trip to Palmera City.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Brian and Charles 43:22 - Blue Beetle

Wesley prays to a forgotten archangel, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), pitch a new cooking show, and Kenneth Branaugh catches 1000s of strays.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - The Martian 43:22 - Brian and Charles

Ethan becomes the worst Harkonnen, and Wesley Say Anything’s with a Big Mouth Billy Bass and WE shout out the Potion Kid from middle school.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune Part 2 38:53 - The Martian

WE fushigi our way through Driver’s Ed, read trivia about Froley, and introduce 2 new racers to the Dune-iverse.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Children of Men 46:57 - Dune 2

WE pilot John Minus 9, discover the first American Kaiju, and introduce you to Kiwi Michael Caine.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Dune 36:44 - Children of Men

WE stick our hands in the pain box, get robbed at nunchuck-point, and determine the next season.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE report on the alien adventures of Bert and Ernie, hop on a time travelling train, and daydream about Sy Snootles.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Arrival 46:21 - Star Wars?

Listen to those pitter-pattering feets, WEASNY is coming. Wesley activates his post-cog abilities and Ethan flirts with some septopods.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Minority Report 44:10 - Arrival

WE get into our milk bath and introduce you to God-Greg Jr.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE spend more time talking about the previous two Venom movies than the third even entertained. WE also join the Department of Acid.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Quiz 33:57 - Review

Unsurprisingly, we have become Trevathan as we review KOTPOTA, 2024, and Raka’s deal. Prepare your IHOPs for a revolution in scrolls.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   It's all Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes review.