WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE celebrate going back to prison/hell, roast high school philosophers, and finish up with some Family Guy impressions that Ethan clearly loves.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE open the skill tree, misplace our children, and become the first Noel.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2 44:13 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 4

WE heap praise on the middle name Diarrheanstein, ask questions about the Roald Dahl estate, and get too excited about DRAGO.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 40:10 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 2

WE talk X-Men, write a taxi-based YA novel, and Wes is struck down by Weird Al.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 50:31 - Quiz: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

WE present Bill Nye hot takes, convince you to join your college improv team, and evaluate the length of the show.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE complete the greatest story ever told by reviewing Doubt, go to Staples, and talk about talking about this season.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Doubt 40:55 - Review: Season

WE lament the lack of rapture despite  multiple promises, casually discuss the ice wall, and press X to Doubt.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review:  Ben Hurr 40:16 - Quiz: Doubt

WE do some desert construction and slap on our Heston brand gritted teeth.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review:  First Reformed 42:14 - Quiz: Ben Hurr

An absolutely foul episode of WE Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet, as we discuss clear thinking, The Binding of Isaac, and drill drill drill.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: The Last Temptation of Christ 41:15 - Quiz: First Reformed

Keep your blasphemy counters at the ready because this season is just getting started. WE play with the big boys(™) and pitch a new TLC show.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: The Prince of Egypt 32:28 - Quiz: The Last Temptation of Christ

WE revisit Evan Almighty, get WAY too pedantic about Licorice Pizza, and bleed out.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Bruce Almighty 44:18 - Quiz: The Prince of Egypt

WE discuss the quality of movies as a medium, donate our organs, and connect Dane Cook to Kingdom Hearts.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE enter the genesis chamber, revisit our Facebook favorite movies, and insult college graffiti.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Man of Steel 1:04:15 - Review Season 1:11:34 - Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

WE sicc Baragon on bikers, re-enter the Snyderverse, and somehow talk about Jeffrey Jones again.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack 41:38 - Man of Steel

WE put sick Superman on top, fear bikers, and use a totally normal turn-of-phrase regarding smiles.   Yes, the cicadas outside of Wesley’s apartment are super loud.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 33:20 - Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

WE have Darreyl reboot Mrs. Doubtfire, let Them fight, and recreate Ivan Drago. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs Destoroyah 39:12 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

WE discuss Richard Pryor and his guest Superman, admire pickled eggs, and grow the baby.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman III 44:08 - Godzilla vs Destoroyah

WE celebrate Rodan and Cyberspace.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II  36:30 - Superman III

WE run with the wolves, discuss the baby, and restore Wesley’s belief in Godzilla.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superman II 38:45 - Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

WE evaluate the successes and failures of Kimmy Schmidt, have Cliff Claven epiphanies, and champion the greatest Wilson brother.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Godzilla vs Biollante 41:41 - Superman II

WE eviscerate Air and Water shows and did a bit about the US doing serious studies into crystals, but that part got cut off.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Superman (1978) 57:26 - Quiz: Godzilla vs Biollante

Stay tuned to the end of the episode for the shortest review of Superman (2025). WE hunt pokemon for sport, discuss the historical accuracy of conventional laser ammunition, and are overcome with a lust for a big ol’ diamond.   This is the TEDTalk that Ethan referenced ( https://www.ted.com/talks/anna_deavere_smith_four_american_characters ) .Please note he has not seen it in 20 years.   Ethan: @e...

WE start the strongest season of all time and definitely aren't riding the James Gunn Superman Hype Train.   Quiz: Return of Godzilla   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

We Rocket Power in our spaceships as we close out the season and educate you on the boppa da boopi conundrum.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

WE outsource the podcast, lose the ability to return home, and sculpt with chicken wire. Here’s that Kong: Skull Island scene for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKt-n311mY   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Blue Beetle 44:50 - Close Encounters of the Third Kind