WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE demand our tax money back from the IMF, drive down elevators, and pick our ears.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Ghost Protocol 00:47:13 - MI: Rogue Nation

WE cancel songs, stop Kony’s cappin’, and follow the protocol for ghost sightings.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI3 00:46:15 - MI: Ghost Protocol

The BFA is watching us for this ep. WE read for clout, bond with our close-in-age uncles, and talk about the Shrek 5 teaser trailer.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI2 00:30:01 - MI3 01:00:41 - Shrek 5 Trailer

WE dedicate this episode to all the close uncles and every single rat. Watch me binge watch a limited series. We truly spend most of this episode talking about a character in MI1 that does not exist.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI1 51:21 - MI2

Wes up, it’s real honk honk hours. Get out your grappling watches, because this mission is impossible.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE have Magda back on to talk Anchorman, the essence of Ron Swanson’s Sex Panther, and the dangers of men pointing.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Magda's Instagram: @magdacychowski   00:00 - Quiz 25:15 - Review

WE become another person as we review Master of Disguise, feel guilt over so many bad comedy movies, and talk about how credits kind of suck.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Master of Disguise 42:00 - Season Wrap

WE talk about the comedians best at giving 20% effort and a trap is sprung.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

This is We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Adventureland 34:45 - Quiz: 17 Again

Take out your surge protectors as McGruff the Crime Dog swings by, Wes defends Space Force, and Ethan proves incapable to sensibly answer a true or false question.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Not Another Teen Movie 49:07 - Quiz: Adventureland

WE toss our twee shoes in the shoe tree, get ambushed by the Amish, and Live the Dream(™)   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Sex Drive 46:31 - Quiz: Not Another Teen Movie

WE disclose our funding source, war over the differences in baked goods, and Ethan tries to claim his correct screen name.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Click 44:14 - Quiz: Sex Drive

WE discover the better formula for music biopics, discuss the nature of Jack Black, and refuse to Meet Dave(™)   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Walk Hard 30:14 - Quiz: Click

WE’ve got a guest! Magda Cychowski joins us to talk about I Love You, Man, the saddest Jazz bands, and try to get some comments from ghosts.   Magda: instagram: magdacychowski   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Quiz 33:24 - Review

WE send Wes on an adventure to figure it out,  fix Rush Hour 4, and add a new Jeopardy category.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE let it linger, critique the nuances of a poop joke, and grapple with the geopolitical nature of Rush Hour 2.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Zack and Miri 41:20 - Quiz: Rush Hour 2

WE Wes up, are desperate to talk about Hoppers, and brain blast.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Knocked Up 51:40 - Quiz: Zack and Miri

WE talk shit about Ledian, go all in on Matthew Fox, and become jealous of dogs.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE design the ultimate Mr. Bean rival and have a short episode before Ethan leaves for 2 weeks. Sorry to leave you without your weekly enrichment.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan describes his puzzle of hair, and WE get boombastic.   Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Miss Congeniality 37:06 - Quiz: Mr. Bean’s Holiday

Wes invents a brand new Sandra Bullock movie, Ethan reveals his true relationship to Wes, and WE find the G.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE draw some parallels between Peacemaker and National Treasure, and identify The Bad Guys as a series by and for pervs. WE also discuss Shrek 5 and do a quick studio comparison with Illumination.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys 2 38:54 - Review: The Season

WE ask you to prove it, discuss Lego Star Wars again, and steal the Mr. Moon.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Intro 06:50 - Review: The Road to El Dorado 47:34 - Quiz: The Bad Guys 2

As the new year rounds, WE refuse to forget Eon, discuss the nature of Snotlout’s infatuation, and express concern over Shrek 5. Do you think Ethan remembers the rules of the street?   WE also do a quiz for all the movies of 2025. Genuine apologies to any shamans.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Intro 07:25 - Review...

WE get frustrated about the right way to eat a push pop, discuss the mythicism around the martini, and we make Hiccup huge.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys 43:22 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 3