WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE get motorin’ when all trues are true and all falses are false. Our boss swings by to give some suggestions. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Superstar 34:14 - The Ladies Man

WE reveal the lack of divine intervention in Blues Brothers 2000, reevaluate C.I.Ape, and count down the top 10 best files. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Blues Brothers 2000 45:00 - Superstar

WE figure out what happened to the orphanages,survive the Blues Brother Y2K tech-pocalypse, and debate the status of Tito Jackson. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - A Night at the Roxbury 36:20 - Blues Brothers 2000s

Vote on the new Godzilla Monster: https://newmonsterelection.com/en/ . Ethan shares some memories about his time waiting for the Chicago Improv Tournament, and Wes sets up a quiz about (A/The/_) Night at the Roxbury. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MacGruber 36:33 - A Night at the Roxbury

WE’re back with Coneheads to talk about why the movie looks so ugly. Wes borrows his parents’ stuff, and MacGruber forces Ethan to swear even more than being woken up at 7am for recording.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Coneheads 33:02 - MacGruber

This episode starts with 15 minutes on Robin Williams, an actor who, despite our guest’s insistence, is not in this movie. Ethan name drops, and Nette confronts Wes on his beliefs about Single moms.   Nette Angelini: instagram @nothinnbutnette   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE fail to locate the rap from Jack, but will provide you with this rap from beloved actress, Shirley Maclaine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1qzHHWBaU4 . Prepare for the s*xuality of the Coneheads.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Wayne’s World 36:53 - Coneheads

The math gets funky, WE confront how misogynistic these movies are going to be, and debate how “good” something could be compared to Master of Disguise. Rigoletto slander engaged.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Blues Brothers 38:34 - Wayne’s World

Welcome to Blues, brother. Dawson-Rosario-Dawson Rosario Dawson Rosario is the new Deal or No Deal Banker. Ethan has a stroke.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE bring the bad news. Mission Impossible was lost during an operation, get the apology we’ve been asking for, and question the idea of how well Ethan understands computers.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Final Reckoning Part 2 of 1 46:33 - Season Wrap

WE track some isotopes, covet cruciform keys, and prepare to say goodbye.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Dead Reckoning Part One 45:32 - MI: Final Reckoning Part One

WE get into disagreements into what did or did not happen in the most complicated MI movie so far, but settle on the fact that this one should have been called Rogue Nations.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Fallout 41:35 - MI: Dead Reckoning Part One

WE welcome you to America’s Podcast, do some car stunts, and lock in to the wrong How Stella Got Her Groove Back actor.    Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Rogue Nation 50:04 - MI: Fallout

WE demand our tax money back from the IMF, drive down elevators, and pick our ears.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI: Ghost Protocol 00:47:13 - MI: Rogue Nation

WE cancel songs, stop Kony’s cappin’, and follow the protocol for ghost sightings.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI3 00:46:15 - MI: Ghost Protocol

The BFA is watching us for this ep. WE read for clout, bond with our close-in-age uncles, and talk about the Shrek 5 teaser trailer.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI2 00:30:01 - MI3 01:00:41 - Shrek 5 Trailer

WE dedicate this episode to all the close uncles and every single rat. Watch me binge watch a limited series. We truly spend most of this episode talking about a character in MI1 that does not exist.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - MI1 51:21 - MI2

Wes up, it’s real honk honk hours. Get out your grappling watches, because this mission is impossible.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE have Magda back on to talk Anchorman, the essence of Ron Swanson’s Sex Panther, and the dangers of men pointing.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee Magda's Instagram: @magdacychowski   00:00 - Quiz 25:15 - Review

WE become another person as we review Master of Disguise, feel guilt over so many bad comedy movies, and talk about how credits kind of suck.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Master of Disguise 42:00 - Season Wrap

WE talk about the comedians best at giving 20% effort and a trap is sprung.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

This is We Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Adventureland 34:45 - Quiz: 17 Again

Take out your surge protectors as McGruff the Crime Dog swings by, Wes defends Space Force, and Ethan proves incapable to sensibly answer a true or false question.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Not Another Teen Movie 49:07 - Quiz: Adventureland

WE toss our twee shoes in the shoe tree, get ambushed by the Amish, and Live the Dream(™)   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Sex Drive 46:31 - Quiz: Not Another Teen Movie

WE disclose our funding source, war over the differences in baked goods, and Ethan tries to claim his correct screen name.   Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   00:00 - Review: Click 44:14 - Quiz: Sex Drive