WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE Hong Kong, advocate for shorter funerals, and do some reptile dental work   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Mr. and Mrs. Smith Quiz (35:45): Skyfall

WE tease Dad Movies, talk about Piece by Piece, and finally say hi to Brangelina.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Goldfinger Quiz (46:28): Mr. and Mrs. Smith

WE discuss the final game of tag, catalog the history of Caspers, and get their fingers in some gold.    Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee   Review: Infernal Affairs Quiz (37:27): Goldfinger

WE hollow out our McNuggets, talk ankh, and adopt some adults.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE discuss toys that poop, Rhinestone, and the podcast’s newest enemy.   About halfway through the episode, something happened to Wes’s audio where it gets static-y and some parts are lost. Sorry y’all.   TW: Pet death   Review (05:50): Rhinestone   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE talk about Copy of Butter.png and stay out of the bedroom.   Quiz: Rocky Balboa Review (48:01): Rhinestone   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE develop a case of the marbles, and demand greatness from Spider Rico.   Quiz: The Expendables 2 Review (42:26): Rocky Balboa   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE craft alternate endings to Rocky 4, discuss the “worst” Rocky movie, and trap William Shatner.   Quiz: Rocky V Review (48:56): The Expendables 2   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE join the cocoa racket, raise our baby Steve Cold, and go Gallagher.   Quiz: The Expendables Review (38:29): Rocky V   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE made us make you watch this episode, Ethan gets turned into a Zoo Pal, and Wesley takes a bite out of crime.   Quiz: Rocky IV Review (33:29): The Expendables   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE see Michael Caine’s Manimal, determine that Sylvester’s muppetsona is Ernie, and are as positive as possible about one of the worst movies.   Quiz: Stop or My Mom Will Shoot Review (51:50): Stop or My Mom Will Shoot   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the show by talking about Boss Baby, pray for the return of Clubber Lang, and put John Rambo to bed.   Quiz: Rambo: Last Blood Review (48:27): Rocky IV   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE become Ed Gein, uncover the origins of Mr. T, and Ethan’s score becomes concerning.   Quiz: Rocky III Review (46:55): Rambo: Last Blood   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE give you AP Lit tips & tricks, get diagnosed with Hulkamania, and come up with the best training regimens for Rocky.   Quiz: Rambo (2008) Review (47:25): Rocky III   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE stimp for our partners and talk about Rambo’s family back home   Quiz: Rocky II Review (44:52) Rambo (2008)   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan has given up on Rambo and also spoiled Rocky for himself. WE also uncover Rambo’s true origin.   Quiz: Rambo III Review (41:20) Rocky II   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE fly higher and praise the Trautmeister. WE also pitch a new martial art and learn about Wes’s love of sport.   Quiz: Rocky Review (35:47) Rambo III   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE head back to Vietnam and celebrate the history of Philadelphia   Quiz: Rambo First Blood Part II Review (37:52) Rocky   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE start the season with a sequel to a movie that was NOT called Rambo. WE also unleash our inner patriots.   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Happy Mother’s Day WEASNY FAMILY and drop Indiana Jones into a bucket of Terminators. Also Cathy is here.   Quiz Review (42:34)    Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE enter the last rainforest guided by Kyra, and as always, find a VHS copy of Jack.   Quiz Review: 42:46   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Wes is so mad at me, guys.   Review: Netflix’s Death Note   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE question the ethics of Santa Claus’s yearly reverse panty raid and unravel some mysterious anagrams.   Review: Dead Poets Society Quiz (46:15): Netflix’s Death Note   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan admits he constantly prepares Kyra for his demise, and Wesley squares up with an old man.   Review: John Wick Quiz (41:22): Dead Poets Society   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Are WE smarter than a snake?  Review: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Quiz (01:01:01): John Wick   Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee