Two Gomers Podcast

After over three months of silence, and almost exactly one year after their Triathlon, the guys are back to catch you up on all things Gomer. In this, the first part of their Spring catch-up, the guys spend the most time talking about how their training has been sans-Gomer races.  They also have a couple HUGE (well, one more huge than the other) announcements you’ll want to hear!  Also, much...

Put on a pointy party hat, blow through an annoying noisemaker, and throw some confetti, the annual New Years’ Special from the Gomers is here! This is the last episode for awhile, and the Gomers go out with a bang. The guys reveal their New Years’ One Word Resolutions, and inspire one another. Then they read a selection of One Word Resolutions from you, the listeners, and you inspire...

Put on a pointy party hat, blow through an annoying noisemaker, and throw some confetti, the annual New Years’ Special from the Gomers is here! In this first part of two, The Gomers talk about how weird it is that it’s finally 2015, and how that will effect there lives when it comes to Back to the Future memes people are always sending them. And then, more Back to the Future talk! A li...

Could it be? Yes it could! After five months of radio silence, Steven and Anthony made a trip back into the recording studio for a special “Breaking the Silence” episode to catch the Nation up on what’s been going on with their favorite Gomers. And of course, the one episode turns into two! In this episode, the guys catch you up with all the OTHER things that have happened in the...

Could it be? Yes it could! After five months of radio silence, Steven and Anthony made a trip back into the recording studio for a special “Breaking the Silence” episode to catch the Nation up on what’s been going on with their favorite Gomers. And of course, the one episode turns into two! In this, Part 1 of the surprise episodes, the guys review their summer triathlon experienc...

Well, Nation, this is it.  The guys spend a good amount of time processing their entire review with these questions: 1.  What’s the biggest lesson we learned? 2.  What would we have done differently? 3.  What are we most proud of? They also spend some time talking about the big end-of-the-season question:  What’s Next?  Plus, they try to catch up on a year of pop culture in 5 minutes....

At long last, the Gomers are back with the episode we’ve been working so hard to deliver – the Race in Review!  Don’t want to give too much away, but there’s a LOT to talk about…so much that we’ve split the episode in two.  This second one, Episode 21, covers the second transition, the bike, and the run, and the big finish! Hope you enjoy listening as much as we...

At long last, the Gomers are back with the episode we’ve been working so hard to deliver – the Race in Review!  Don’t want to give too much away, but there’s a LOT to talk about…so much that we’ve split the episode in two.  This one, Episode 20, covers all things leading up to the race, the swim, and the first transition.  And we’re just getting warmed up!...

Oh jeez.  This is is – the final regular episode before the big race! The guys spend the bulk of this episode talking through the race beat by beat so they can make sure they are ready – and when they have a question, they try to answer it.  It’s therapeutic for them, and entertaining for you – a WIN WIN. That’s gonna be US. What. Remember, the Specials drop Thursday....

Anthony gets more than his feet wet in this, the Gomers’ 18th episode! Enjoy this (relatively) short episode where the guys discuss Anthony’s first ocean swim.  Here’s a teaser:  It’s choppy.  Don’t forget to head over to Facebook to watch the video, too! And you’ll also get a little bonus in this episode – out of tune elementary band kids!  We think you&#...

Three weeks to the race, and the Gomers are just the right mix of excited and terrified.  And they’ve got a lot to say about it, which made it necessary to split the Episode into two parts!  This is Part 2. Steven is in the midst of a “long prep,” including waking up at 5 am, wearing contacts, and cramming himself inside tight clothing.  Anthony spends time swimming with someone...

Three weeks to the race, and the Gomers are just the right mix of excited and terrified.  And they’ve got a lot to say about it, which made it necessary to split the Episode into two parts!  This is Part 1. Steven is in the midst of a “long prep,” including waking up at 5 am, wearing contacts, and cramming himself inside tight clothing.  Anthony spends time swimming with someone...

We’re in the month of the Triathlon, and the Gomers are getting nervous/excited/nervous! Steven starts a fight at the gym.  Anthony falls down on his bike.  Weight, surprisingly, is not really being lost.  Hotel pools mean something different when you’re training for a triathlon.  EXTREMELY basic lessons are new to the Gomers.  And tons of famous sayings are screwed up.  Oh, and dedork...

This one’s a doozy, as Steven regales us with the tale of his first ocean swim(s)!  Here’s what to expect: 1.  The ocean is cold. 2.  The ocean is salty. 3.  This ocean is big. And that’s just the icing on the cake!  Hope you enjoy the episode, and Happy Swimming!

In a flashback/time-warp episode, the guys talk about Anthony’s first ride on his new bike.  It’s eye-opening and exciting and we can’t wait for you to hear it and give us feedback. There he is. That’s all you need to know!  Enjoy the show, and Happy Biking!

The Gomers are feeling the increased training in this, the 13th Episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon, but that won’t stop them from updating you and trying to be upbeat! Anthony tries nose plugs and a swimming cap, and likes one of them.  Steven gets Jelly Legs after tying his first biking/running brick workout.  Baby wipes are good for more than wiping your baby.  Bikes are special to peo...

After a short, AMC-like mid-season break, the boys are back to finish their training for their triathlon! Big news:  Steven bought a bike.  But not before revealing the picture of himself on his Stawpid Hipster Bike to Anthony and the world.  The guys go backwards when they kick.  Anthony has discovered his own swimming guru.  Steven DOESN’T watch House of Cards while on long bike rides, eve...

In this, the 11th episode, the Gomers finally start feeling like they’re hitting their stride in the pool! Steven’s building some muscle memory.  Anthony is working on his bilateral breathing.  Nose plugs rule.  Ziplock bags do too.  There was a caste system in the Gomers’ Middle School cafeteria.  Anthony was going to be an Eagle Scout but his troop folded.  The Biggest Losers r...

Episode 10 already?  The Gomers are back with more swimming, biking, and running fun! Steven wishes he’d gotten the memo about the film crew at his pool.  Anthony gets a compliment from a nice couple.  It’s possible to exercise even when you can’t move.  Sun in your eyes is reason enough to learn to breathe on the opposite side.  Road bikes are more fun than stationary bikes.  Li...

After some confusion, the Gomers eventually agree that this is, in fact, Episode 9. Anthony has a breathing breakthrough.  Steven breaks through a long-standing running goal, celebrates a birthday, and gets an encouraging card.  He also changes a bike tire.  Weird half-marathon injuries.  Snorkel and flipper chat.  Heather Graham was in Twins.  Gibbler was at the half-marathon.  Anthony was in a b...

The Gomers continue to embrace the Year of the Triathlon in this, the eighth episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon! The gym is a lot more crowded in January than in December.  The guys detail their first (and only?) swim together before the triathlon, including biking and running.  Tri shorts leave nothing to the imagination.  It’s possible to listen to music underwater.  Towel service is t...

It’s a New Year, and the Gomers are back…and things are starting to get real, fast. The fear of God was put in Anthony on his very first swim with his coach.  A listener rebukes the guys, and we listen.  Steven is reading a triathlon book and can’t put it down.  Touching the wall and the floor of the pool isn’t going to work anymore.  The guys talk at length about whether o...

Awww, it’s the last Gomer Christmas Special or 2013! Don’t be sad, it’s a fun one! The guys spend most of their time in the Gomer’s Favorite Things section, and the favorite things end up being eerilly similar. Also, stick around past the close for a special gift – the opportunity to listen to the Gomers sit in front of their computers and register for the race! Plus...

Jingle Gomers, Jingle Gomers, Gomers all the way!  That’s a new Christmas classic and don’t you forget it! In this, the second Christmas Special of 2013, the guys are full of cheer and wanting to share it with the world.  Anthony discovers something very strange about the bells during cross-country flights.  Steven faces an embarrassing situation in the gym shower, and makes an interes...

It’s that special time of year – when you get to stuff your ears with Gomer cheer!  The first 2013 Christmas episode is here! Steven does his first brick workout and his butt hurts.  Anthony shares some reflections of his past life as he remembers his Grandma.  We bet you ten bucks you can guess Anthony’s indispensable Christmas albums in this week’s S2R2.  The Gomeration&#...