Try Not To Die

Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia.  Become a part of our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-...

Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train.  Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings  "Device powering...

Showtime! Gorgonzola applies for night school, and Larry Dilbert is the victim of identity fraud. Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Town Square Daytime” - Sword Coast Sound...

Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch. Become part of our Patreon community to hear The Afterlife, music, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast S...

Book Three! Leaving behind Captain Styx, Cicirose, and the crew of the Feral Free, Gorgonzola makes for land, diving headfirst into an unclear future. Join our Patreon community for our after-show, bonus episodes, musical tracks and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Splash sw3" - Setuni...

Zola spends her last day on the Feral Free with her favorite crew members; a foul trick is played; and Captain Styx makes a gamble. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: “Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Calm Sea...

Fleeing from the Kuo Toa and their underwater caverns, Zola and Captain Styx return to the Feral Free. Flambé proves she is more than a chef; Zola knocks on Cicirose’s door; and her dreams continue to be mysterious and deadly. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Boo...

After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zola preps some caviar, and the ocean is a cruel but beautiful mistress. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito...

CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean) Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sou...

Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi....

The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Metalrattle...

Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audi...

After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm S...

After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects "...

The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Soun...

In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die. We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episod...

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter. Original music by Noah Perito. Sound Effects “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja "Gon...

Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young. You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Fire-in-fir...

Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content.  https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito and Lis...

Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken, Captain Styx reveals her name, and our heroes get their first taste of adventure on the Mare Emara.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane...

Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. O...

Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Cond...

Book Two.  We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.  Original music by Noah Perito and L...

In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc!  We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condem...