Try Not To Die

Todd Goo-linski in tow, Jass and Wrenzo fight off Molpe the suspiciously-hot neighbor and book it! Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We're 'laying' you 'off.' Nap-time! You can become a patron at Patreon.com/trynottodi...

Chased away from Oddjobs HQ, Wrenzo and Jass kick it... until they need to kick it into high gear. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing D&D podcast chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. Until further notice, all employees are onsite 24/7. Don't leave, ever! Y...

It's an ordinary day for Jassifer and Goo... enter Wrenzo the Magni, a goblin wizard from another plane! He's got a big bad book that everybody wants, and a plan for a bog that... well, some people want. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the pod and DM of the amazing D&D podcast, chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF T...

Listen to this special recap episode to get caught up on Arcs 1 through 9 of our third campaign, Oddjobs. A cosmic corporate tale of debt and deadly office crushes! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one-shot is brought to you by a special collaboration with Ella Carter, creator of Underfoot: an Itty-Bitty Fey TTRPG! Thanks again Ella for asking us to play the system - we had a blast dipping our teeny tiny toes. You can get a physical copy of Underfoot by backing the Gamefound reprint! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds”...

Time for a Q2 announcement. Earnings are up! Fetch's chance of survival is down! There are brand new systems headed your way, a helpful recap episode, a brand new arc of Oddjobs, and if you're one of our eldritch patrons, a Session 0 for a brand new campaign... 'Wow,' I'm hearing you say, 'that's a lot of brand new stuff...' and you're RIGHT! But we do it for you. Support the show! At patreon.com/...

It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly! Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :( Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out! Join us on...

Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else. So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?! Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'l...

Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.) Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early..... If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bon...

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever. When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out! Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to P...

This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria. More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :) CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen! Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Nar...

This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation. How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode! Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our...

Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear. Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts. Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandsta...

In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on. Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump. Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disast...

The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?) Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd...

Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for...

The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)...

Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest...

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.) A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurr...

Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time. Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :) Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome n...

Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane. See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.) Special thanks to our network Lore Party! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Love the s...

Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast! In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong! Support our network Lore Party by listening to their awesome shows! And support this awesome show by joining our Patreon, or buying us a coffee. Produced by Noa...

From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure! Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up! Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead! Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Havin...