Try Not To Die

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It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one! Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and ou...

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.) Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“metal-gate-01” - silent...

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission. Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects (Forgive me): “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” -...

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever. Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by No...

After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation. Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa...

Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story. Join our Patreon where we're releasing our talkback show after every arc, monthly bonus episodes, the score from the show, behind-the-scenes stat blocks, and more! Or drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah P...

That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily. Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Per...

Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child. Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsoun...

It's murder on the Prince's bird-thay dance floor, unless Jass and Fetch have anything to say about it. Thanks to our patrons - you can be a patron too and get tons of bonus content! And thanks to our network, ⁠Lore Party⁠. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Donate to Goo's brain-fund at our Buy Me A Coffee page. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound...

Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style. Thanks to our patrons, who give us a few bucks a month in exchange for bonus content - you guys keep the show running! And thanks to our network, Lore Party. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi S...

Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it. As always, we have to thank our patrons over at the Patreon! They give us a few bucks every month, we give them hella bonus episodes. Check it out here, or give with no expectation of return at Buy Me A Coffee. And finally, can't forget to...

Jassifer and Fetch (yeugh!) hit the planar teleportation gates, only to find they're not the most popular hires on-site. If you're up to date and looking for more content, boy do we have like hundreds of hours of it on our Patreon! Check it out for a month or two or give us a no-strings-attached donation on Buy Me A Coffee if you're feeling cheeky. Thank you as always to our (inter)stellar network...

Jassifer has a totally normal and completely spontaneous appointment with Doc. That'll be five silver. You can support us on Patreon (in exchange for hella bonus content) or on Buy Me A Coffee (in exchange for a warm fuzzy feeling). And special thanks as always to our cool-sick-rad network, Lore Party! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro"Q...

PART 2 MORE LIKE PART CHOO CHOO! The train goes off the track in the final part of this special Slowquest adventure. Thank you AGAIN to Bodie H. aka Slowquest for this module! If you want to hear bonus Oddjobs content like this two-parter mission, you can sign up for $10 Patreon tier, where we release bonus episodes monthly. This August our $10 patrons got an entire exclusive mini-arc! Produced by...

ALL ABOARD THE SLOWQUEST EXPRESS! In this very special adventure - brought to you by Bodie H. aka Slowquest - Jass and Clover must board a runaway locomotive to help some Goblings recover their precious treasures. This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon. For more bonus content, both in and out of the Oddjobs universe, check us out there! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMus...

Thanks for listening to Arc 6! Hear from Jassifer about what's NEXT for Try Not To Die. Fetch is fine btw we got him ice cream on the way home

We guarantee a speedy delivery, and also a speedy episode. (No, really, we genuinely didn't realize how quickly this mission wrapped up!) Thanks for joining us for the sixth arc of Oddjobs! For the next few weeks, we'll be posting the Train Chuckers mini-arc on our main feed as we record and edit the next few arcs. Those of you on Patreon can expect Part 3 of the Birth Day Content Surge for $10 pa...

Clover and Jass wish they were somewhere else. But they're somewhere REALLY bad instead. And STILL delivering a pizza. Looking to give us a one-time donation? Buy us a Coffee here! Want to really suck up to us? Join the Patreon! If you want to help in a free way, comment what toppings would be on your sinfully-tempting eldritch pizza. Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast! Produced by Lisa Condem...

So what brings you to this part of town? Clover and Jass try to lose an unwanted escort. Looking to give us a one-time donation? Buy us a Coffee here! Or you can find TONS of bonus content on our Patreon - this month's $10 tier episode is an Oddjobs bonus arc! Try Not To Die is a Lore Party podcast~ Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Bo...

With a delectable pizza in the trunk, Jassifer and Clover resist giving into their greatest temptations. Such as eating the pizza. Buy us a Coffee here! Or come join our Patreon where you can give a small monthly contribution for monthly bonus content! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah PeritoMusic by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"130513-street-tra...

Sometimes the smallest quests lead to the greatest journeys. Probably not this one, though. Join us on Patreon for our after-show, music, bonus content, and an extra monthly episode! OR support us with a one-time donation here! Shoutout to friend of the show Bodie (aka Slowquest) for letting us use his Magi Vend campaign add in - check out it and so much more on slowquest.com and make sure to foll...

The Cottonbottom Clan gives an update of how things are going over at Oddjobs HQ! Want to hear us chat about the most recent arc? Join our $5 Try-Hard tier over on Patreon for access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, OR support us with a one-time donation here! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects:"High Heels Sound Effect" - BackGround...

Jassifer experiences the sweet bliss of pay day, and the horrifying reality of huge debt. Meanwhile: coverage of the WYRM incident continues. Reminder you can fill your slayphone with bonus content over at our PATREON! And thanks goes out always to our excellent network, Lore Party, who make awesome nerdy podcasts! If you don't have the funds to commit to another subscription, you can always do a...

Saving the world? Eh. Grocery shopping? Now that's a quest. We love you, but you know who we love just a teensy bit extra? Our awesome patrons who contribute a few bucks to the show each month in exchange for awesome bonus content. (Patrons helped us buy a new cord this month. They rule!) Or you can always drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. Please check out our awesome network and their other...