Try Not To Die

Don't panic! There's always more work to be done. All the thanks go toooo our lovely network, Lore Party; Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics; and our Employee of the Month, Pat, for contributing pleasantly to our office atmosphere. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast So...

Jassifer works through lunch, then works on herself. Thank yous must go to you our network Lore Party; as well as our patrons on Patreon, especially our Employee of the Month Pat! Pat, there's more paperwork for you around here somewhere. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Elevator-ding” - collierhs-collib“...

Will they, won't they? Jass lets loose after a disastrous conversation. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thanks toour network Lore Party where you can hear other nerdy shows; and our Employee of the Month Patrick, who we won't let quit. Ah-ah, Pat! You can become an Employee of the Month and get access to tons of perks and behind-the-scenes content on our Patreon! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds”...

Odessa is NOT meant to be a babysitter! Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, check out our $7 tier over on Patreon to hear the first episode of our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore - Episode 2 coming this week! Sound Effects:“Door opening 1” - Bowen707"Witch Bolt" - Michaël Ghelfi"R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith"breaking bones" - sheyvan "laser-pisto...

Can Jass win it all, or will she just drop the ball? Thank you, as always to ⁠Lore Party⁠ and to our lovely patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who is the star of the motivational posters around the office). Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti' “Crowd-cheering-...

Welcome (back?) to Champion's Call! The most underdog of all underdog teams, the Bloody Bashers, take to the arena at Cool-Ranch Goritos™️ Memorial Field! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Eternal and cosmic thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, who runs every cash register in the universe. Just go...

Show-time! Jass takes the high-ground when a surprise run-in on the train threatens the Lucky 7's commute to the butcherball game. So many thanks go to: our network Lore Party; our patrons on Patreon (especially Patrick, our employee of the month, whose picture we just super-glued to the wall). You can support our show monthly on Patreon , or on Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allso...

Jassifer finds herself accidentally double-booked... while responsible for the seven youngest Cottonbottoms! Thank you to everyone who helps make the show! Including our network, Lore Party, and our patrons on Patreon.com/trynottodiepod! Special thanks to our most important and esteemed patron, our Employee of the Month, Pat, who always makes sure we follow OSHA standards. We REALLY don't want to....

This office memo is marked NSFW (Not Safe for Wrenzo). Oddjobs will be back the week after next - in the meantime, join our $7 tier on Patreon to hear our brand-new urban fantasy campaign, New Duskmore! Support the show and hear New Duskmore: patreon.com/trynottodiepod Buy us a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Hear more nerdy shows: loreparty.com Sound Effects: "vcrvhs-sound" - tompalompa o...

Out of the Wanders and back to WORK! With Clover at the wheel of the get-away van, Wrenzo and Jass report back to Odessa with Betty Crock's tome of swampy spells. This concludes Arc 10 of Oddjobs! Thank you again to Andrew Palmer of ChasmQuest for joining us as the amazing Wrenzo the Magi! Tune back in next week for our Office Memo, where we'll be updating you on our upcoming schedule. Our eternal...

Long live Scrimbo! Jass and Wrenzo face the song of the Scrimbologists. We are a loreparty.com podcast! Thanks to our Employee of the Month, Pat. You're the boss, Pat! You can become Employee of the Month on our Patreon, where we're releasing bonus content all the time! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti"Feti...

Soaring, flying! Jass and Wrenzo take the scenic route through Wander Green, in search of Clover and the van. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thank yous go to our network, loreparty.com! And also to our patrons over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod who support the show and are rewarded thusly with bonus content, like our BRAND NEW CAMPAIGN, New Duskmore, DM'd...

Half of Forever is out to get Betty Crock's mysterious spell-book... and Goo is out to get Todd Polinski's brain. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks to our perfect patrons over at Patreon! We're releasing an entirely new campaign on our $7 tier starting this month - DM'd by Lisa! - and you can hear the Session...

Todd Goo-linski in tow, Jass and Wrenzo fight off Molpe the suspiciously-hot neighbor and book it! Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. We're 'laying' you 'off.' Nap-time! You can become a patron at Patreon.com/trynottodi...

Chased away from Oddjobs HQ, Wrenzo and Jass kick it... until they need to kick it into high gear. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the show and DM of the amazing D&D podcast chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, Patrick Brändstatter. Until further notice, all employees are onsite 24/7. Don't leave, ever! Y...

It's an ordinary day for Jassifer and Goo... enter Wrenzo the Magni, a goblin wizard from another plane! He's got a big bad book that everybody wants, and a plan for a bog that... well, some people want. Thanks to our guest for this arc, Andrew Palmer, long-time friend of the pod and DM of the amazing D&D podcast, chasmquest.com! Thanks also to our awesome network Lore Party; and our EMPLOYEE OF T...

Listen to this special recap episode to get caught up on Arcs 1 through 9 of our third campaign, Oddjobs. A cosmic corporate tale of debt and deadly office crushes! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one-shot is brought to you by a special collaboration with Ella Carter, creator of Underfoot: an Itty-Bitty Fey TTRPG! Thanks again Ella for asking us to play the system - we had a blast dipping our teeny tiny toes. You can get a physical copy of Underfoot by backing the Gamefound reprint! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds”...

Time for a Q2 announcement. Earnings are up! Fetch's chance of survival is down! There are brand new systems headed your way, a helpful recap episode, a brand new arc of Oddjobs, and if you're one of our eldritch patrons, a Session 0 for a brand new campaign... 'Wow,' I'm hearing you say, 'that's a lot of brand new stuff...' and you're RIGHT! But we do it for you. Support the show! At patreon.com/...

It was a terrible month for her work, financial, and social life, but at least Jassifer is handling it really poorly! Content warning: depression specifically in regards to being broke and fighting with your cute coworker. :( Thanks is what we do: firstly to our wonderful network Lore Party who make super nerdy shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - check it out! Join us on...

Jassifer earns herself a nemesis, and not much else. So many thanks we must give to our awesome network Lore Party who make super cool shows and who we recently did a Dungeons of Dune collab with - have you heard it?! Thanks also to our amazing patrons on patreon.com/trynottodiepod. To our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: your daily performance review has been shifted to tomorrow. We'l...

Jassifer struggles to understand the true profundity of her debt, and snoops on her coworker in the library. (Content warning: girl on girl angst.) Thanks always to our network, Lore Party; tand to our Employee of the Month, Patrick! Pat! You're early. A little too early..... If you'd like to become an Employee of the Month as well, check out our tiers on Patreon, where we're releasing lots of bon...

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever. When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out! Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to P...

This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria. More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :) CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen! Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Nar...