Try Not To Die

This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation. How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode! Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our...

Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear. Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts. Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandsta...

In case of emergency, put this cursed helmet on. Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Nothing better than a Lore dump. Finally, thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. It has been 0 days since this facility has seen a disast...

The dungeon clean-up crew encounter some squatters! (At least they have a nice pool?) Shout OUT to our guest Cassi of ⁠Chosen Ones⁠! Check out the show on Youtube to hear Cassi being a most excellent DM. To our loresome network, Lore Party, we're grateful for your support of our show! Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter... we KNOW what you did in the break room!!! If you'd...

Eugh. This real estate asset is full of cursed artifacts and ominous memories. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out ⁠Chosen Ones⁠ on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. Watch the vodcast (and tons of bonus content) on our Patreon! Or buy us a coffee if you're feeling low-commitment. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for...

The gang discovers this real estate venture is filled with traps, squatters, and sexy whispers. Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest adventures at slowquest.com. :)...

Joined by under-valued nepo-baby Mendle, Jassifer and Clover are assigned to clear out a real estate property (cough, dungeon). Thank you to our guest, Cassiroll! Check out Chosen Ones on Youtube for an incredible adventure with amazing art to match. The Halls of Gralk is an Oddjobs x Slowquest adventure! Thank you to Bodie H for letting us borrow his module for the show - check out more Slowquest...

COME ONE, COME ALL TO THE LOVER'S QUARREL IN CHAMPION'S CALL! Love is beautiful... and so is violence! (This Content Surge was originally published on our Patreon on March 9th 2025! You can hear over 60 Content Surges on our $7 tier.) A cosmic thank you to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstätter. Never quit, Patrick! We have a copy of your soul backed up to the database, and we will resurr...

Oddjobs will be back shortly. This away message was written by Fetch. If you read it, will you mention how great it was to Odessa? And also mention that she locked us all in behind her when she left HQ today? Thanks!!!!!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the finale of our 3-part Birth Day arc, originally released on Patreon! Like most children's birthday parties, this one was kind of creepy and dangerous, but ultimately a good time. Speaking of birthdays, it's our SIXTH this month! We're grateful you're here, telling this story with us. Stay tuned for more news about what's coming in 2026. :) Links! Our patreon to support us; our awesome n...

Five (Hundred) Nights in Happy Happy Fun Times continues as Shortsword Jass and Clover navigate the halls of this crumbling demi-plane. See how things turn out in the finale, part 3, next Tuesday! (Or hop in the van and warp over to the Patreon to hear it right now.) Special thanks to our network Lore Party! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito Love the s...

Happy new year everyone, and happy sixth birthday to us, a podcast! In this special Oddjobs arc originally released on our Patreon, Jass and Clover travel to a plane of aging to save the Cottonbottom Kids from a Birth Day Party gone wrong! Support our network Lore Party by listening to their awesome shows! And support this awesome show by joining our Patreon, or buying us a coffee. Produced by Noa...

From the depths of our Patreon, we bring you a very special Oddjobs holiday adventure! Haven't joined us yet in the new campaign? Let us get you caught up! Spoilers for Arcs 1 + 2 of Oddjobs ahead! Jassifer is a no-nonsense goblin captain who's been spirited away from her own world of Erdheim, and into the city of Forever: a twinkling and futuristic metropolitan of inter-connected asteroids. Havin...

An office memo for the TNTD history books. Stay warm this winter and we'll see you next TNTD Tuesday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's gonna blow! Jassifer and Clover fight the super-heating Slay-I and discuss the dangers of online shopping. We're gonna need some sandwiches after this one! Thank you for catching this arc of Oddjobs! You can hear us discuss this arc in the next episode of the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show, on the $5 tier this month! Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our opening graphics and ou...

Press this button to commence the core tour. (No scientists were harmed in the making of this episode.) Thank you to our Patreon patrons, for your incredible support through the seasons of our show! And thank you to our incredible network, Lore Party. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“metal-gate-01” - silent...

Clover and Jass struggle to not blow up the entire mission. Thank you to our patrons over at Patreon! And shout out to our awesome network, Lore Party. If you'd like to donate to the show, you can do so at Buy Me A Coffee! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects (Forgive me): “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” -...

A fumbled lunch order, a shitty commute, and a billionaire trying to replace employees with robots. It's another day of work in the city of Forever. Thanks to our awesome network, Lore Party. Special thanks to our lovely patrons over at Patreon! You can contribute to the show there for bonus content, or at Buy Me A Coffee for a warm, fuzzy feeling. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by No...

After a tense discussion with her coworker, Jassifer seeks employment for Goo's most recent physical incarnation. Thank you to our network, Lore Party! And a huge thank you to our incredible patrons! Check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, an after-show after every arc, stat sheets, musical tracks from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa...

Having safely returned herself, Fetch and Crow-Goo (!) to the office, Jassifer reports back to Odessa on the mission. Reporting back home to Clover... is a different story. Join our Patreon where we're releasing our talkback show after every arc, monthly bonus episodes, the score from the show, behind-the-scenes stat blocks, and more! Or drop us a donation at Buy Me A Coffee. :) Produced by Noah P...

That was some party, right? We'll be back next Tuesday with the newest arc of Oddjobs. Context-free spoiler: arepas feature heavily. So, so heavily. Eager for more content before next week? Sign up for our Patreon! There is simply so much more to listen to. You're gonna be sick of us. Those who hate bonus content but wish to donate can check out buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Per...

Jassifer takes a smoke break; Fetch and Tréron visit the little prince's room; and a doting father seeks a relationship with his child. Thanks for listening to this arc of Oddjobs! On our off week, you can check out more nerdy podcasts over at LoreParty.com; or visit our Patreon for hella bonus episodes! For strings-free donations: we've got a Buy Me A Coffee! Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsoun...

It's murder on the Prince's bird-thay dance floor, unless Jass and Fetch have anything to say about it. Thanks to our patrons - you can be a patron too and get tons of bonus content! And thanks to our network, ⁠Lore Party⁠. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Donate to Goo's brain-fund at our Buy Me A Coffee page. Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound...

Cue the music (and the assassins). Fetch fails on the job (who's surprised), and Jassifer snoops a little, boomer-tablet style. Thanks to our patrons, who give us a few bucks a month in exchange for bonus content - you guys keep the show running! And thanks to our network, Lore Party. They make nerdy shows you might enjoy! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi S...

Jassifer and Fetch have their work cut out for them protecting the Golden Bird-thay Boy from incoming attacks. But damn, they look good while they're doing it. As always, we have to thank our patrons over at the Patreon! They give us a few bucks every month, we give them hella bonus episodes. Check it out here, or give with no expectation of return at Buy Me A Coffee. And finally, can't forget to...