Try Not To Die

ARC 5 of Campaign III: Oddjobs begins here! It's pizza night in the Astral Sea, and there's only one place Jass is going to secure funds for the ingredients... whatever those are. We'd be grateful if you'd support our little show by joining our Patreon (where there's tons of bonus episodes and behind the scenes content). Or if you're feeling generous, you can send us a few coppers (or platinum???)...

URGENT (okay, not urgent) UPDATE FROM ODDJOBS HQ! Fetch, stand up straight. Check out our Patreon here, or donate to our Buy Me a Coffee here! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Little Maker reveals itself... Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is the finale of our Dune mini-campaign (at least FOR NOW), so if you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts!...

Rozhok, Ziggy, and the Lord Benedict delve deep into the hidden temple of the Little Maker... Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by...

Dropping in to give a quick update from Oddjobs (and TNTD) HQ! May and June are ONCE AGAIN GOING TO BE INSANE so stay tuned for future updates - there's still plenty of content coming up (especially on our Patreon). Check out the Gom Jabbar podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and Act I and II of Dungeons of Dune right before this memo! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Co...

Off the Golden Path... We re-join Rozhok and Dr. Ziggy huddled in the wreckage of a House Borgene vessel, desperate to survive a Coriolis Storm… Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is also the SECOND EPISODE so make sure you listen to Act I first!...

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE! In this Dune themed mini-campaign, DM Noah takes hosts Abu and Leo of the Lore Party podcast Gom Jabbar off the Golden Path and on a wild worm adventure in the Dune-iverse. Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter som...

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! In this, our 50th Content Surge, we are joined by Caleb, Conner (@ConnerHowardVO), and Michael (@farristhewheel) of our network Lore Party to discuss the diesel-fueled Ren Fair Drama, Knightriders! In case you missed it, LAST WEEK we released the ENTIRE SCORE of campaign 2 in honor of Musemakers 1 year anniversary!!! You can listen to it NOW wherever you get your music...

Oops - accidentally hit reply all and sent this to everyone in the multiverse... TL;DR The lovely Lisa will be out adventuring on their honeymoon (WISH THEM ALL THE LOVE!!!) so we will be taking a mini-haitus until the end of April! We will be releasing an episode of our (normally) patreon exclusive podcast "Media Musings", and Noah will be doing a crossover campaign with the incredible Dune podca...

What makes a home a home? Jass tours the final few apartments on her list, before she and Goo have an explosive encounter on the WYRM! Join our $5 tier to watch the vodcast of this episode (which heavily features Lisa's cat, Clover), plus the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss the plot, DM tips, conspiracies (and where all the wild bits get unleashed)! Thank you to our...

Still considering her housing options, Jassifer runs into some nasty transit delays... and another reminder of home. Shout out Joey's Journey for the inspiration for the bar brawl mechanic. His website looks to be offline but if it goes back up we will post the link here! And thank you as always to our network, Lore Party Media, as well as our wonderful patrons over on Patreon! We're watching Knig...

Home is where you hang your shortsword! Jassifer rides the Wyrm and explores new boroughs on her search for an apartment. The biggest THANK YOU always goes to our wonderful patrons, who support the show with a few bucks a month in exchange for the vodcast version of our show, musical downloads, monthly bonus episodes, and our post-arc talkback show, The Afterlife. And special thanks as always to o...

 Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home. Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content...

ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts. Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache  “Time-slow...

Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs! In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the sce...

There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement. Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out! Pro...

On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy. Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audion...

Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters. Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” -...

While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads. Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you a...

Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere. Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Part...

Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah...

Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode! (And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after...

OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode! Special thanks to Bodie @bodieh https://www.slowquest.com/ for letting us use his Magi-Vend! Support him on his Patreon: https://www.slowquest.com/pat...

An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Conde...

Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity! We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Musi...