Try Not To Die

 Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home. Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content...

ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts. Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache  “Time-slow...

Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs! In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the sce...

There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement. Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out! Pro...

On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy. Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audion...

Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters. Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” -...

While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads. Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you a...

Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere. Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Part...

Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah...

Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode! (And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after...

OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode! Special thanks to Bodie @bodieh https://www.slowquest.com/ for letting us use his Magi-Vend! Support him on his Patreon: https://www.slowquest.com/pat...

An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Conde...

Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity! We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Musi...

Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters. We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito &...

Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul.

In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver. We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2! You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessi...

Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicate...

New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated t...

Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs! In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim... The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon. We are thr...

We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs! We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your...

Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play! Send this to your grandma! Now! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced b...

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Daytime Forest" - Sw...

And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses? Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude...

Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade. Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorqu...

This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us.