Try Not To Die

Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters. We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito &...

Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul.

In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver. We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2! You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessi...

Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicate...

New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated t...

Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs! In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim... The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon. We are thr...

We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs! We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Learn more about your...

Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play! Send this to your grandma! Now! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced b...

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Daytime Forest" - Sw...

And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses? Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude...

Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade. Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin
Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorqu...

This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us.

Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lis...

HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content!  Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects...

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “...

THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge! Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Swo...

This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant. Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep...

HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSoun...

This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own. We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge...

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers...

This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, an...

We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about...

CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse... Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Peri...

Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize... In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Li...

HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up! "Book Sound Effects...