Try Not To Die

After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm S...

After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects "...

The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Soun...

In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die. We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episod...

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter. Original music by Noah Perito. Sound Effects “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja "Gon...

Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young. You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Fire-in-fir...

Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content.  https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito and Lis...

Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken, Captain Styx reveals her name, and our heroes get their first taste of adventure on the Mare Emara.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane...

Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. O...

Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Cond...

Book Two.  We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.  Original music by Noah Perito and L...

In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc!  We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condem...

Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future....  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Smal...

After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town"...

The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Hous...

After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes...

Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book...

Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sou...

We split the party and everything is totally fine! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Crashing" - smmassuda “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Pinba...

The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stone Slide Sound...

Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village  while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED!  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and L...

 Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise.   Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condem...

Book One.  Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our aftershow, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. O...

Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, a...