Try Not To Die Podcast

Try Not To Die

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From captain to cog! In Campaign 3: Oddjobs, no-nonsense goblin Jassifer finds herself on the other side of death... and the universe. She’ll have to clock in at a cosmic corporation (and tackle some serious debt) before she can make her way back home. Dungeon Master Noah Perito and player Lisa Condemi lead this tight-knit D&D dramedy.

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Chapter Eleven: First Loves, Last Goodbyes 31.03.2020 1:24:26

Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future.... Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Smal...

Chapter Ten: A Hero's Welcome 24.03.2020 1:08:50

After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town"...

Chapter Nine: Lather, Rinse, Repeat 17.03.2020 58:58

The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Hous...

Chapter Eight: Squatter's Rights 10.03.2020 1:07:26

After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes...

Chapter Seven: Horrible Bosses 03.03.2020 1:15:37

Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book...

Chapter Six: All In This Together 25.02.2020 1:06:18

Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sou...

Chapter Five: In The Dark 18.02.2020 51:51

We split the party and everything is totally fine! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Crashing" - smmassuda “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Pinba...

Chapter Four: Ratatouille Rumble 12.02.2020 1:02:45

The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stone Slide Sound...

Chapter Three: Sewers, Shards, and Leaps Too Far! 04.02.2020 1:03:03

Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and L...

Chapter Two: Healer Wanted 29.01.2020 1:01:25

Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condem...

Chapter One: Paddlewick Problems 28.01.2020 1:00:39

Book One. Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our aftershow, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. O...

Welcome to Try Not To Die! 21.01.2020 3:34

Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, a...