Try Not To Die

Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart. If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blas...

Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study. If you'd like to support our show, the best way is to join us over on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Fairy Dust...

Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention. If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes...

Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival. (THANK YOU for supporting us all the way through our fiftieth episode! You guys are the coolest. If you would like to support us further, consider joining our Patreon, where we post bonus content every single week!) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:...

....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die! Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters. Thank you to our incredible guest, Ashley Goodwin! If you missed us during the break, become a member of our Patreon! You'll never be without sweet, sweet bonus conte...

Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire. We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridante...

Part II of Book Three's Finale. The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo   “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Ice...

Part 1 of Book 3's Finale. Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes
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Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting. Come join our Patreon, won't you?! You give us money, we give you fresh, tasty sodes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Areskutan-mountain-bro...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided. Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh  "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explo...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project. Join our Patreon community! We're halfway to our stretch goal of making a MUSICAL EPISODE! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo...

Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon! $1 a month and we will shut up about ad stuff Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "sparks" - erh  "lightningcrash" - n...

Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.  Join our Patreon! We're putting up basically everything but our nudes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris “Crashing”...

The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries. Come join our Patreon community! We are up to real silly stuff over there. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
 “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - PrinceofWorms “R...

With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
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Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world. If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “The Underdark...

Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new. Join our Patreon, where we have bonus episodes, livestreams, and the downloadable soundtrack! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Mouse-squeaks” - Shyguy014 “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-so...

As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours. Join our Patreon community, where you'll find bonus episodes, our after-show, downloadable musical tracks, livestreams and more! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “In The Rain” - Swo...

The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Soun...

An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone...

[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies Enjoy this sample of what our monthly Content Surge looks like on our Patreon! We'll be back next week with canon episodes. Sound Effects: Cracking-earthquke-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - Uagadugu “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering...

Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore? Join our Patreon community to hear the aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "School-hall-1.14" -...

A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia! Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword C...

Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
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Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard. Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, music from the show and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “...