Try Not To Die

Greetings, dear listeners! Here's a quick update on our schedule for this month, and our return to the 5TH ARC OF TRY NOT TO DIE! We're grateful for your support during our break, and can't wait to get back to it. Check out our Patreon if you're currently bereft of content. :) Music by Noah Perito! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Obscura: a mini-campaign led by DM Lisa Condemi and starring Noah Perito as Daisy! Thrown back to the start of this looping dungeon, Daisy starts again. This time, she seeks power and information. Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads! (Content warnings below, some light spoilers.) CW: Spiders! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa...

Welcome to the world of Cascus, where every twisted dungeon has another unexpected twist. Lisa dons their DM crown in this eldritch mini-campaign, and Noah stars as Daisy. Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads! (Content warnings below, some light spoilers.) CW: Thalassophobia, intentional death in the context of a time loop. Produced by Noah P...

Grab your unflattering overhead light and “mantacles” (her words, not mine)... it’s time for ASHLEY’S CONSPIRACY CORNER! While we finish recording our mini-campaign and the start of Arc V of the main campaign, we decided to share some more of the special bonus content patrons get access to on our Patreon! Special thanks to several of our ~ infamous patrons~ who contributed to the conspiring! Here...

HELLOOO, and happy #TNTDTuesday! We're blessing the main feed today with a Patreon Content Surge from last November. This episode was released for our patrons shortly after Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking The Fire.  Join two ordinary city-boids, Frankie and Jacob, as they carry out a VERY important, VERY classified mission for.... some broad... what was her name again? GUEST STARRING THE INCREDIBLE A...

News of what is to come in the world of Try Not To Die! Thanks for all your support. :) If you'd like to support us further, you can head over to our Patreon where we're releasing bonus content every month! xoxo Noah and Lisa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ARC IV FINALE Zola and Erza plunge into Anacra's hoard, in an effort to reclaim Erza's heritage. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Grains of Sand Meme Mention at 14:03 - https://www.instagram.com/p/CcCQ05Ysuik/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Cracki...

Change burns in the heart of the Creatorforge. Can our heroes escape the frying pan to get to the fire? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-so...

Zola, Erza, and the warriors of the Fallen Flame make a desperate push towards Mystra's fallen Creatorforge... and Anacra's flaming portal. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Bamf” - themfish “Explosion-01”...

In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction. Join our Patreon to hear our newest bonus ep: a canon oneshot featuring the Quicklings' origin story, and based off of Dolly Parton's 1980 screwball feminist comedy, "9 to 5!" Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" -...

After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity presents itself. Patreon alert: This weekend, we're releasing a one-shot based on Dolly Parton's 9-5. Tumble out of bed and pour yourself a cup of hot bonus episode on our $10 tier! Produced by Noah Perito an...

Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's. Losing your mind at the end of this episode? Join our Patreon to hear our post-episode discussion every Wednesday! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghe...

Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly. We just played a brand new TTRPG over on our Patreon- go check it out! Lisa DM's! Noah plays! It's a little silly! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Crack-glass” - 13...

As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member. We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "The Underdark" - Sword...

On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally). Thank you for helping us get to SIXTY canon episodes!!! Come listen to even more on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” -  Al...

With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss. (We're so excited to be back! Come join us over to our Patreon to hear us discuss this episode on our weekly aftershow, The Afterlife.) Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast So...

What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess. Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK! Sound Effects: "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Sword-Clash-and-Slide" - Fun with Sound "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound,...

Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone. Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week! If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magica...

Part one of a two-part canon special. Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum. Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. So...

(CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!) Erza and Gorgonzola place one last bet as they begin to wear out their Balderheim welcome. This is our last episode until late Jan/early Feb! If you start to miss us, check out our Patreon where there are livestreams, aftershows, bonus episodes, a...

Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea. We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa! We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music...

Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas. Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second-ever Frostjoy Special on December 24th, then we'll be taking a short break while we plan and record the next arc. Expect us back for our... TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Thank you for all your support, and if...

Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always. Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Small Marketplace”  - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Entranc...

Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets. Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  ...

Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter. Hey- we are trying to make a Try Not To Die Musical Episode over on our Patreon! Come help us reach that goal? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects:   "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-crack...