Try Not To Die

In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting. Thank you for following along with our caper crew! We'll be back later this month with our annual Frostjoy special- until then, stay warm, stay safe, and Try Not To Die! (And also check out our bonus content on...

Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell...

Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod! That's where we're doin' COOL STUFF! Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmi...

It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint... Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our weekly after-show, where we're discussing each episode as it drops! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects...

Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia! In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...! Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi...

Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “lightningcrash” -...

Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week.... Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday. Join our...

HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club! We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving fo...

Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon. We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi...

Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel. We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effec...

Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel. Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "portal-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "c...

Zola catches everyone up on the last eighteen years, and learns some lore... about herself. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc24b “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “...

Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs. Join our Patreon if you're looking for bonus content + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "rock-tumble-2" - stubb "short-hailstorm" -  benboncan...

Surrounded by her greatest foes, Zola must engage in a tense round of negotiations. Hey- join our Patreon maybe? We're doing cool stuff over there, like bonus episodes, a weekly after-show where we discuss the lore + events of the show, and this SATURDAY 8/27 2PM EST, Ashley and Lisa will be livestreaming directly from the TNTD Conspiracy Corner! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by N...

Zola separates from Kunik, and continues on the path alone, towards her mother. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, our weekly after-show, livestreams, and more! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2...

Gorgonzola makes an explosive attempt at escaping Affinage, with Kunik in tow. CW: Firework noises from 31:22 to 32:00 We're releasing tons of bonus content over on our Patreon! Catch us later this month as Ashley + Lisa conspire in a sneaky conspiratorial livestream sans DM! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Dayt...

Zola faces the remaining two challenges of La Cultura, before attending an eventful after-party. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000 “Door opening 1” - Bowe...

Zola has a night out on the town with Kunik, before she must prove her might, mind, and spirit in La Cultura. Tonight (Tuesday July 26th 2022) we are throwing a Livestream for Noah's birthday, and to celebrate 20k streams! You can find the link on our Patreon at 7PM EST. :) Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Au...

Zola is brought in chains to Affinage: the refuge of the First Might. There, she must negotiate a delicate balance of power.  We have a very special guest on this month's Content Surge! Find it on our $10 Patreon tier. :)  Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundsca...

Zola finally comes face-to-face with her people: the Orcs of the First Might. Afterwards, she has a restless sleep. Join us over on Patreon! You'll get news posts so you know what we're up to each month, we're doing lots of bonus episodes with guests, and you can access the entire soundtrack of our show to score your own home campaigns! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "B...

Zola travels alongside the freed members of the Elvespionne, and wavers on her destination. Several important missives are shared. We just did a post-campaign discussion on our mini-arc, Obscura, in our newest episode of The Afterlife! You can hear it on our $5 Patreon tier! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-rever...

Gorgonzola is slow to make friends and quick to make enemies, as she crosses paths with some of the folk who call the Wildewinter Wood home.  We are tantalizingly close to our Patreon stretch goal! Help us reach $250/month and we'll release a MUSICAL EPISODE of Try Not To Die!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - All...

Erza and Zola must make their escape from the collapsing Deathmonger's Den. Behind them, Pleebo pursues; before them, the Wildewinter Wood looms. Thank you for your patience + support while we took some time off to prepare for this newest season of Try Not To Die! We are BACK to our weekly release schedule, with new episodes every #TNTDTuesday at 9am EST! Join our Patreon community for behind the...

Camera Obscura: a darkened room with a small hole or lens at one side through which an image is projected. Welcome to Part III and the finale of Obscura, a mini-campaign DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah! Daisy gains a new objective as the tale behind the dungeon (and her mission) grows unclear. Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - sile...