The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about: The stuff we’re watching during the Golden Age of TV The many super-popular movies I’ve never seen The frustrating lack of baseball news The ads I keep seeing that almost turn my stomach I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffka...

In this one I tell you about: A bunch of ridiculous and/or traumatic gym class memories Along with four fresh new calls to the hotline, from Ian, Zipp, Clinton, and Jason. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donati...

In this one I tell you about: It’s my birthday month! Thanksgiving at the House of Kay The not-our-cat using my gut as a springboard A birthday visit to our favorite bar/restaurant Accidentally breaking Toney’s favorite mug All this and a fresh new call from Jill in Pennsylvania I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report...

In this one I tell you about: My bank card being declined while paying for lunch The season premier of a ludicrous TV show I never miss Infuriating trouble I'm having with a streaming service Being shamed by a 16-year-old Paul McCartney All that and a fresh new call from our old pal Patrick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the...

In this one I tell you about: The latest on my fox-damaged car Or was it even a fox? Update on the John Waite show End of the baseball season Our election experience The annoying “brother” of not-our-cat I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up f...

In this one I tell you about the first two days of our just-completed Myrtle Beach trip. This time I actually took good notes. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the...

In this one I tell you about: The advice I need about the home computer weirdness I’m experiencing The super-important semi-plans for our upcoming Myrtle Beach trip No respect for my traumatic interstate fox encounter A concert I’ll be attending on Saturday Season 4 of Slow Horses on Apple TV All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out ex...

In this one I tell you about: A flu shot clinic and the latest visit to my doctor Our trip to Cooperstown, NY Visiting a craft brewery in Cooperstown Hitting an animal on the interstate at about 70 mph All this, and two fresh new calls from the hotline I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Ju...

In this one I tell you about: My quickie trip to West Virginia Trying out the highly-rated hot dogs with my dad A humiliating experience engineered by my mother Deciding on a restaurant with my parents The audiobook I listened to while driving My thoughts on the death of Charlie Hustle I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf...

In this one I tell you about: My upcoming trip to the Motherland A simple oil change that turned into a farce A frustrating and disappointing visit to the cell phone store I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donati...

In this one I tell you about: An unusual incident I witnessed at the local Dominos A wildly pimped-out car I spotted at Sheetz Outrageous things we did as kids that my parents tolerated (but I sure as hell wouldn’t) A fresh new call from Jill who’s concerned about me A fresh new call from Jason who tells us a crazy story about cinnamon rolls I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out exp...

In this one I tell you about the first two days of our recent trip to Cincinnati. Including: The long excruciating car trip My desire for a city-view hotel room Hoofing it to The Levee in Newport, KY for beer and dinner Walking across the bridge into Cincinnati A visit to the Reds Gift Shop, and Skyline Chili A couple of pints at a local brewpub An evening at the Cincinnati Open tennis tournament...

NOTE: Since we’re hitting the road this week, I’ve decided to make this Patreon episode available to everyone. I’ll be back soon. Thanks for everything! In this one I tell you about: My triumphant return to the local laundromat Depressing places of business The two minor league baseball games I attended last week I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfrepor...

In this one I tell you about: The minimum amount of sleep I require A new (to me) show I’m enjoying on HBO How I cut my finger DEEP! My dad and a class action lawsuit The wild new Pete Rose documentary All this, and fresh new calls to the hotline from Eugene and Patrick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've g...

In this one I tell you about: The master’s degree program the younger boy just began, which already features something I thought only happened in sitcoms The acceptable way I bitch and complain A retirement seminar that Toney attended which provided no good news What I’m calling my new non-existent 60-and-over hard rock band Something new that I noticed in a restaurant bathroom People who misprono...

In this one I tell you about: The significance of 400 episodes Dreading the Major League Baseball All-Star Break The Automat documentary on Max A classic story one of our kids told me years ago Death of our favorite hotel in Las Vegas The possibility of doing interviews in future episodes Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop...

In this one I tell you about: My first fast food meal since December A mishap following my weekly snack run Our garage door is constantly open A couple of memorable neighbors from my childhood Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay , sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immedia...

In this one I tell you about: The disruptive aftermath of my one-off overnight shift at work A man who's not from the South but talks with a thick Southern accent A powerful heatwave heading our way The guy who ran onto the field at a Reds/Guardians game Death of a great and beloved West Virginian A new call from Patrick (about terrible TV shows) A new call from Eugene (about Hogan's Heroes) I hop...

In this one I tell you about: The adventure of driving Toney's car to the store Yet another visit with my doctor A scary phone call I received Finally seeing John Fogerty in concert All this and fresh new calls from my brother Tim (about the guy who was urinating beef) and Producer Zipp (about the most tasteless situation comedy of all time). I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out ex...

In this one I tell you about: Being home alone for the whole weekend Watching Reds games while making wisecracks on Reddit Toney's day in Greenville, SC My brother's unsolicited Top 4 Worst TV Shows Ever A call from Ian in Scotland about the Curse of Oak Island A call from Tim in Dunbar with a hilarious high school story I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at s...

In this one I tell you about a colonoscopy that had been hanging over my head for two and a half months, after a previous screening came back as "abnormal." I'd never been put to sleep, never had much experience with medical procedures at all, and I'm a giant baby, completely neurotic. Needless to say, I didn't like the fact that there was a medical concern which necessitated an encounter with the...

In this one I tell you about: An unforgettable story the older boy told me An outrageous co-worker memory Our ridiculous excursion to Philadelphia to see one of my favorite bands, Wussy I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay , sign up for a $4 (or more)...

In this one I tell you about: Some questionable bottled water that was purchased for household use Attending a Primus concert in Wilkes-Barre Taking young kids to inappropriate events A Facebook page with annoyingly predictable comments All this and fresh new calls from Ron in Florida and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com...

In this one I tell you about: an icon that’s now missing from my home computer desktop, making me absolutely crazy the dead chipmunk our part-time cat so thoughtfully left us a couple of small things that always bring me joy people calling professional sports teams “we” and wearing another man’s name on their backs all that and FIVE great new calls to the hotline I hope you enjoy it, thanks for li...

In this one I tell you about my off-the-cuff memories of fifth and sixth grades. Including, but not limited to: Controversial tater tot gluttony Square dancing Arguing with the Giant Ant A stressful meeting with The Towering Inferno The removal of our bathroom door Ol’ Overzealous Ellis The school newspaper Our class trip to Washington DC A phony baloney Stevie Wonder Firing cap guns straight into...