The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about the blowy, cold, and soggy baseball game I attended in Philadelphia last week, my upcoming totally stressful colonoscopy, my possibly-predictable thoughts on the eclipse, and an absolutely infuriating thing that happened to me at Sheetz. All that and fresh new calls to the hotline from Jill, Patrick, and first-time-caller Jason. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listenin...

In this one I tell you about me taking a seat atop the colander, my frenzied race to the curb before the trash truck arrived, a terrifying hour pertaining to our big summer trip, a really good just-released documentary I watched about an unknown comedy genius that I absolutely love, and the show about Nickelodeon being loaded with perverts back in the day. All that and a fresh new hotline call fro...

In this one I tell you about the horrible state of my socks, my latest experience with artificial intelligence, some terrible baseball news, a mysterious and baffling phone alarm that was going off every day, and the demise of a legendary record store that meant a great deal to your portly host. All this, and a call from Producer Zipp. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded...

In this one I tell you about my somewhat disappointing follow-up visit to the doctor, an absurd discovery by our clothes dryer repairman, and some weird-ass hidden channels I found deep in the recesses of SiriusXM. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay...

In this one I tell you about my second go-round with Covid, Super Bowl Sunday, ludicrous trouble I'm having with my "work from home" setup, my urgent need to lose weight, an embarrassing self-checkout incident I witnessed, and an infuriating visit to Chipotle. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com...

In this one I tell you about my so-called smart watch and the injury it's causing me, watching the Hell's Kitchen finale, and my memories of a ridiculous white water rafting trip I took during a previous life. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay , sig...

In this one I tell you about the bitingly cold weather we're enduring, my exciting first day off in 13 days, some maddening comments I saw on Instagram that perfectly illustrate a point I made a couple of episodes ago, and the Oscar Mayer wienermobile buzzing past me on I-81. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at s...

In this one I tell you about the aggressive blooping in our downstairs toilet, a Facebook memory that triggered an extended jag about partisan politics, and the non-stop online cynicism that's making me rethink my love affair with the internet. All this and three great new calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twi...

In this one I tell you about our first snow of the year and the aggravations it’s causing us, the huge ball o’ bird crap at eye-level on my windshield, my recent trip to Cracker Barrel that nearly ended in tragedy, and a great and favorite 1970s cop show that’s finally streaming! All this and a call from Producer Zipp and a “disgusting job” email from Simon. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listeni...

In this one I offer up my thoughts on the Christmas holiday, talk about some things I've heard people say that I can't really shake, and share two great new calls from the hotline. All this and a ton of outlandish semi-related jags! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening. Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to pa...

In this one I tell you about a sketchy convenience store I frequent, an enjoyable trip to the Allentown Costco, a conversation that was triggered by an Alpo factory we drove past, and one of my least-favorite classic rock songs which everybody else seems to love. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you...

In this one I share my thoughts on Ohtani and MacGowan, tell you about a recent encounter at McDonald's, the utter outrageousness of Subway, and a wall of poop I recently walked into. All this and FIVE(!) fresh calls to the hotline from Jill in Pennsylvania, Patrick, Clinton from Indiana, Steve in Texas, and Sharon V. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surf...

In this one I tell you about how people just freely use profanity now at all times, kids I knew who just disappeared and are now remembered for one stupid thing, a ludicrous conversation I had with my brother, and a mystery surrounding the windshield wipers on Toney's car. All this and two new calls to the hotline, from Producer Zipp and first-time caller Jill. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for list...

In this one I tell you about the consequences of sleeping in a too-cold house, the unexpected turn my upcoming long-weekend has taken, a standup comedian I’ll be seeing on Saturday and the other standups I’ve seen during my life, and my thoughts on some demoralizing baseball news. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Repo...

In this one I tell you about the work frustrations I encountered following a week off, a follow-up on the Amazon Canada debacle, a long-overdue cleaning of the bunker, and my on-a-whim solo trip to Cooperstown, NY and the National Baseball Hall of Fame. All this and two new calls to the hotline from our old friends Eugene and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out ex...

In this one I tell you about a situation I recently encountered on the Devil's Parkway that triggered a conundrum I'm still puzzling over, my upcoming trip to West Virginia, the continued hot dog hunt, an annoying conversation I had at Sheetz a few nights ago, and an unusual thing I noticed at the local Cracker Barrel. All this and a call from our old friend Patrick about the HBO Max show Naked At...

In this one I complain about some maddening customer service problems I'm experiencing, share a call from my friend Tim in Dunbar, tell you about a conversation I had with my dad on Sunday, and a crazy conference call I dialed into last week. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on...

In this one I tell you about even more extreme homeowner annoyances we endured last week, a disappointing phrase that someone I love uttered, and my love/hate relationship with our visit of a favorite watering hole this weekend. All this and fresh new calls from Steve in Texas, Producer Zipp, and Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfrepor...

In this one I tell you about the three long days we kept Dusty the wiener dog again, give you an update on the younger boy who moved out a few weeks ago, and share a call from our pal Patrick, who brings up the subject of the Barcelona diarrhea plane. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop...

In this one I tell you about our ongoing obsession with House Hunters International and how I generally want to punch one of the so-called hunters in the face, Toney's and my 30th wedding anniversary, and a quick call from Ron in Florida, which set me off on a lengthy (and questionable) discussion of travel toilet troubles. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes a...

In this one I tell you about a Twitter/X problem that's causing me to think concerning thoughts, why I don't really follow the news anymore, some Apple TV troubles I'm having, getting quotes on some annoying yard work. All this and fresh new calls from Ian in Scotland, Patrick, and Steve in Texas. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com Need twice th...

In this one I tell you about the vacations I've encountered throughout my ridiculous life that didn't live up to expectations. Some because of locale, and others because of circumstance. It's travel gone bad! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay , sign up fo...

In this one I tell you about my maddening follow-up with the eye doctor, a visit to yet another fantastic pizzeria in this area, and a somewhat disgusting tale involving orange soda and the effect it has on me. All this and a fresh new call from Patrick on the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at thewvsr.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you...

In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just "normal." I list some things that I regularly take for granted, but definitely shouldn't. And I share a call from the hotline from Producer Zipp, which leads to a discussion about the the Mothman legend. It's a big ridiculous mess, which happens sometimes....

In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o' granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline: Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati Reds for sweeping his beloved Houston Astros, and a discussion of why the Reds changed their name during the 1950s. Wisey in T-Town: Surprised that my "worst job of all-time" wasn't selling meat door...