The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about: A sad announcement So, people actually use sleeping masks? The big Fourth of July weekend A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp How I can’t hold back the codger anymore All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need t...

In this one I tell you about: The weirdly lit Bunker My big PTO day o’ errands Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation...

In this one I tell you about: A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO An ultra-rare Nancy update The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother My thoughts on “tribute bands” All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expande...

In this one I tell you about: Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium The holiday weekend All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,...

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like. In this one I tell you about (among other things): Things to do while visiting America The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels An unforgivable urinal transgression Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions I hop...

In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including: My first experience with Airbnb A controversial dinner Eavesdropping at a brewery The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher Winging it with no real plan now Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room All this and a fresh new call from Jason I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at...

In this one I tell you about: Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column Conversing with AI about beer history An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and P...

In this one I tell you about: The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing A local brewery we visited on the good day The results of my dreaded bloodwork A follow-up on the yard guy drama Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? W...

In this one I tell you about: Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner Researching an assumption about a Beatles song Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twi...

In this one I tell you about: Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year Deciding on a burger for lunch I have a nodule on my eye Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico A new show I started watching on Amazon A very strange commercial I keep seeing The Big Coop! All this and new calls from Jason and Ian I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  su...

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.co...

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign...

We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast! In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donat...

In this one I tell you about: The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for liste...

In this one I tell you about: Silver Bullets in the oven! A mortifying mishap in the work cafeteria A far-off, disembodied voice at the grocery store An existential threat to my Dollar General streak A confusing t-shirt I saw someone wearing A website I used to visit is now a hipster mystery All that, and a fresh new call from Jason I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded sho...

In this one I tell you about: The Storm of the Century that’s bearing down on us Our pre-storm snack and beer run A real-life Am I The Asshole? Situation Big news from my hometown All that and fresh new calls from Jason and Ian I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patre...

In this one I tell you about: A wild snow squall we encountered on Sunday My feelings about the Stranger Things finale A vintage story involving my old friend Rocky Some crazy work call-offs I’ve encountered I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sig...

In this one I tell you about: My and Toney’s misaligned worlds Our reluctant Saturday lunch Renewal time for SiriusXM A couple of stories from my Canada trip that I forgot to tell Christmas at the House of Kay A conversation with Sunshine after 15 years Our top three holidays, ranked I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf...

In this one I tell you about: Chaos created by an Audacity update An Episode 500 request to all listeners A beer mishap that’s ruined my car An annoying way people talk about bands Perusing the best albums of the year lists How the Reds did at the winter meetings An update on my white goatee All that and a new call from our old pal Ian Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfre...

In this one I tell you about: Our first snow “event” of the season My birthday festivities A writing project I attempted on my days off A crazy story my brother told me Some new concerns about the postal service An interaction I had with the help desk Another example of “too much Jeff” All that and fresh new calls from Jill in PA, Stewart in Oz, and Jason in Austin Thanks for listening! Check out...

In this one I tell you about: A terrible situation with Not Our Kitty A possible trip to Canada (in December) Five days off in a row incoming! The work that has been done to surfreportpod Arguing with AI Today’s bizarre visit to Cracker Barrel Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.co...

In this one I tell you about: The ridiculous way I started two recent days A day trip to Pittsburgh this coming Saturday Toney’s 60th birthday Getting fingerprinted for work (with complications, of course) A concerning turn of events at Domino’s All this, and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report?...

In this one I tell you about: The Not-Our-Kitty threatening our ability to eat hooved animals A new addition to the world-renowned Bunker Collection, but no room to display it A recent visit to my doctor, and a flu shot at work Some ridiculous memories of ridiculous old TV commercials All that, and fresh new calls from Wisey and Ian Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfrepor...

In this one I tell you about our just-completed quickie trip to Myrtle Beach. Food! Beer! Sea kitties! Hooved animals! Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They'r...

In this one I tell you about: Yet another thing I feel guilty about A baseball game I watched that ended in death threats A full Beatles concert I watched on YouTube, which triggered a rant The end of one of my long-time favorite podcasts Return of one of the best ongoing TV shows Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you co...