The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about: Being packed in an airplane with Jeff! Our traditional upon-arrival lunch Pre-hotel check-in frustrations Breakfast in restaurants every day! Beer in many different venues! A crazy excursion on a “party boat!” All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at facebook.com/surfreportpod Need t...

In this one I tell you about: A sizable purchase for your corpulent correspondent An announcement about the surfreportpod website My mother nearly giving me a heart attack Encountering the Great Wall of Toothpaste Eavesdropping at the community brewery Yet another streaming service Maybe, possibly starting to write a new book? All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Jimmy I hope you enjoy it....

In this one I tell you about: Toney going behind the lines at the kitty’s house Death of a podcasting legend Calls from work during my vacation The final days of the baseball season People are inserting themselves into our vacation All this and a great new call from Jeff from Alabama I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at facebook.com/surfreportpod Need twice t...

In this one I tell you about: The first Dr. Pepper I ever had Scenarios involving the “Pittsburgh toilet” A whirlwind 96-hour trip to the Motherland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immedi...

In this one I tell you about: Snack-run drama Multiple people packing heat in a retail setting A recent scare with my 1800s toiletries The triumphant return of a fast food “favorite” All that and fresh new calls from Susan in Maryland, Tony from Cleveland, and Patrick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've go...

In this one I tell you about: Memories of grade school field trips Using AI to help me access the Rolling Stone archive In search of real West Virginia hotdog chili All this and fresh new calls from Erica in Charlotte and Ian in Scotland (in Florida) I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Jus...

Here's another quick detour from the usual: me reading the new No New Jeffs column like I'm some scarf-wearing audiobook narrator. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link . Cheers!

In this one I tell you about: A terrible short-lived kitty scare! A revolting phrase I used to hear as a child Just ordering my sandwiches as they come The writing of my monthly column Another crazy scare we encountered this week All that and fresh new calls from Patrick, Jeff from Alabama, Stuart from Oz, and Jason I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfr...

In this one I tell you about: How the money comes in and quickly goes out A comforting old detective show I’m watching Steve is on the case in West Virginia! My search for the house we almost bought in 2000 All this and a fresh new call from Tony in Cleveland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you cov...

In this one I tell you about: Destroying my belt A crazy and bizarre contact lens situation Locking in on an aural annoyance A fun new show that was instantly canceled by Netflix All this and fresh new calls from Andrew and Nick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patr...

This is a quick detour from my usual podcast: I’m reading one of my No New Jeffs columns out loud for the first time. Substack lets a robot do it, but I figured I could probably beat the machine at reading my own words. Give it a listen and see if I pulled it off. And if you'd rather read it yourself, here's your link .

In this one I tell you about: A sad announcement So, people actually use sleeping masks? The big Fourth of July weekend A much-anticipated update on the bunker lamp How I can’t hold back the codger anymore All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Nick in Kentucky, and Ian from Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need t...

In this one I tell you about: The weirdly lit Bunker My big PTO day o’ errands Our bus trip to Yankee Stadium All this and fresh new calls from Zipp, Susan, and Eugene I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation...

In this one I tell you about: A dark and horrible (yet great!) show I’m watching on HBO An ultra-rare Nancy update The overly aggressive haircut girl I encountered Another ludicrous conversation I had with my brother My thoughts on “tribute bands” All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, Andrew, Jeff from Alabama, and Patrick I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expande...

In this one I tell you about: Getting pulled over while picking up pizzas My upcoming visit to the Mets’ stadium The holiday weekend All that and fresh new calls from Mark, Patrick, Tony, Wisey, Eugene, and Ian! I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,...

PLEASE NOTE: This episode was recorded for patrons at Patreon. But I’ve decided to make it available to everyone, so you guys can see what the bonus episodes are like. In this one I tell you about (among other things): Things to do while visiting America The loss of one of my favorite SiriusXM channels An unforgivable urinal transgression Other semi-related urinal/public restroom infractions I hop...

In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Pittsburgh. Including: My first experience with Airbnb A controversial dinner Eavesdropping at a brewery The whole plan goes down the ol’ poop-catcher Winging it with no real plan now Wild Kingdom playing out in our family room All this and a fresh new call from Jason I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at...

In this one I tell you about: Our upcoming trip to Pittsburgh A conversation I had with my dad that’ll give you some insight Conversing with AI about my latest No New Jeffs column Conversing with AI about beer history An off-putting live read I keep hearing during baseball games A fresh update on Sunshine and Mumbles All that and fresh new calls from Tony from Cleveland, Jeff from Cleveland, and P...

In this one I tell you about: The schizophrenic weather we’re experiencing A local brewery we visited on the good day The results of my dreaded bloodwork A follow-up on the yard guy drama Memories of the RIDICULOUS years my brother and I shared an apartment in Greensboro, NC I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? W...

In this one I tell you about: Seeing Art Brut in Philadelphia Having a superior cheesesteak for dinner Researching an assumption about a Beatles song Asking AI about Hitler’s testicles Eating another cheesesteak from Jersey Mike’s All that and fresh new calls from Steve in TX and Ian in Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twi...

In this one I tell you about: Using my Floating Holidays for the best days of the year Deciding on a burger for lunch I have a nodule on my eye Never been on a cruise or visited Mexico A new show I started watching on Amazon A very strange commercial I keep seeing The Big Coop! All this and new calls from Jason and Ian I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  su...

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy I had to snap it in two. This is the second half. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.co...

In this one I welcome Producer Zipp to the show, and we chat about the big 500th episode, as well as a hundred other little things. In fact, the conversation was so lengthy, I'm presenting it in two parts. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign...

We made it! The big 500th episode of the podcast! In this one I share and react to 20 fresh new calls to the hotline, in the longest -- by far! -- episode in our history. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donat...

In this one I tell you about: The QUESTION OF THE DAY at Sheetz A show I watched on Netflix that started strong, but turned into a diarrhea shower The ongoing Season 13 of the Curse of Oak Island The amazing engineering that goes into a great pair of underwear Using Artificial Intelligence to track down a super-obscure song The frenzied return of Not Our Kitty I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for liste...