The West Virginia Surf Report!

In this one I tell you about: The status of my big black toenail My ongoing autumn cold The fraudulent charges on my debit card A disturbing episode involving Not-Our-Kitty Inadvertently scaring the older boy with my nose hair trimmer Ian’s long-awaited description of his very first visit to Cracker Barrel Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Sur...

In this one I tell you about: An annoying encounter I had at the haircuttery An insane beer deal I got in Allentown An exciting baseball weekend we just completed Seeing Elvis Costello in Bethlehem Visiting the Bloomsburg Fair for the first time A memorable Jeff throughout history All that and fresh new calls from Tim, Steve and Ian Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfrepor...

In this one I tell you about: A catastrophic silverware drawer tragedy The gift the kitty left in the younger boy’s room An upsetting text message I received from my Dunbar friend Tim How I’m still powering through every episode of The Blacklist Visiting McDonald’s when the district manager was there? All this and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland, and Ron in Florida Thanks for listening! Che...

In this one I share some memorable stories that were told to me by co-workers, during the past 35 years or so. Plus, fresh new calls from Producer Zipp, and a mystery caller.  Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll...

In this one I tell you about my week (so far) and render my verdict on a number of Am I The Asshole? posts. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to  patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a fu...

In this one I tell you about our just-completed trip to Washington D.C., organized into categories: The hotel The monuments The tours The museums The food The subway The baseball game All this, and an additional travel update from our pal Ian in Scotland Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to ...

In this one I tell you about: A crazy old Dr. Pepper advertising campaign from my kidhood People who cannot read cursive My recent but short-lived embrace of philanthropy My upcoming jury duty All this and fresh new calls from Jason, Erin, Susan, and who knows who? Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop...

In this one I tell you about: The Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix Revisiting a questionable album I liked during the 1980s Repeated fire alarms at work My parents’ hardcore boycotting practices Our favorite and least favorite fast food chains All that and three new calls to the hotline, from Steve, Patrick, and something weird Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpo...

In this one I tell you about: The impossible heat and humidity we’re enduring Some folksy and bizarre phrases I’ve collected through the years A protracted and scary daisy-chain sneezing jag I barely survived An update on my various Amazon subscriptions All that and a fresh new call from Surf Reporter Andrew Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the S...

In this one I power through several odds and ends, including: An unsatisfactory iced tea experience Toney's watermelon guide An abandoned places show I'm watching on YouTube A possible trip to the Woodstock museum Two classic rock bands that have inexplicably grown in stature The maddening way people talk these days Watching The Blacklist, and how it reminds me of 24 All this, and some new calls t...

In this one I tell you about: Waking up with a zit on my nose The current stress I’m enduring Getting called for jury duty A wild story my dad told me over the weekend Another thing I’ve never done in my life And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got y...

In this one I tell you about: Closure on my substantial computer problems And now some substantial car problems The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok Identifying people via throat clearing The superpower I wish I had Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covere...

In this one I tell you about: Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy! Another successful Costco run The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at  surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you co...

In this one I tell you about: Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show no...

In this one I tell you about: Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy More concert tickets procured Seeing a John Waite show with Toney All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Su...

In this one I tell you about: An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like What we want after we pass away Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode All this and three new calls to the hotline Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patr...

In this one I tell you about: My weekly conversation with my parents A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978 I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Chec...

In this one I tell you about: A concerning text message my dad sent me The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car My latest oil-change adventure Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season Some memories of Reds games I attended An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail A fresh new call from Jason in Austin I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpo...

In this one I tell you about: Backsliding with the fast-food embargo The removal of a popular phone app has improved my quality of life Additional baseball tickets purchased Our big day out in the resort community of Allentown All this and two fresh new calls, from Nick and Ian I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report?...

In this one I tell you about: The breathtaking stench I came home to, and the scary aftermath Return of the clothes dryer trouble Some concert and baseball tickets I recently purchased All that and three great new calls, from Jason, Ian, and Jill. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just po...

In this one I tell you about: The not-our-cat hollering outside after midnight Arrival of my Real ID driver’s license My dreaded eye doctor appointment Tickets we procured to see one of my favorite bands Tickets I’m hoping to procure to see one of my favorite comics The return of Reds baseball I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice...

In this one I tell you about: My thoughts on the Super Bowl The predictable ordeal of activating my new phone Fresh new calls to the hotline, from Jason and Simon I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and y...

In this one I tell you about: Our second trip to Kennedy Airport in NYC The younger boy’s Euro Flu Attempting a cell phone upgrade All this and a fresh new (and exceedingly bizarre) call from Russ I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay,  sign up for a $4...

In this one I tell you about: My continuing pursuit of the perfect midnight snack A perplexing urination mystery My reactions to the Best Albums of 2024 lists The younger boy in England, so far Finally purchasing a product I’ve been curious about for 15 years Ordering a phone case for my dad All this and a fresh new call from Ian in Scotland I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out exp...

In this one I tell you about: How these midweek holidays are messing me up, man Getting Christmas in the rear view mirror Cutting the cord The international database finally let me down A thoughtful gift from Mrs. X An apology I’m compelled to make All that, and a couple of interesting sound files I wanted to share I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening! Check out expanded show notes at surfrep...