The Snot Rocket Podcast

In this ironically, or not, numbered episode, the boys discuss the interesting life of Suzy Favor Hamilton, and they have zero housekeeping. Andrew describes his fingers, needs jokes explained, and wants to see a mouse on cocaine. Tommy proves why he’s the worst, thinks he knows about high-priced hookers, and admits he’s an idiot. We spend all our advertising money on beer and our first offering i...

The boys shit on a couple of teenagers who put on a charity marathon for a bunch of Karens. Tommy has shit to say about Conner Mantz, a woman who once again doesn’t call him back, and defends Britney Spears … a little too emotionally. Andrew gives Goldfish a birthday gift, gets annoyed with a Malaysian man, and gets tired of a mother bitching and moaning. This episode's beer is from Jam Master...

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time the duo gets into the movie Tyson’s Run. They also talk about streaking and discuss 1974. American Airlines gets back with Tommy. He’s not impressed. All of Andrew’s trees are down and put away, he plans on leaving a flaming bag of shit on Tommy’s porch, and fact-checks him. The beer in this episode is a variety pack from Cape Charles Brewing Co. and the...

In this episode, the boys go to Mongolia, laugh in the face of death, and Andrew’s mom checks in. Andrew is not allowed to touch the $700 Christmas tree, knows a lot about pussy, and wonders if Suzy Favor is still hookin’. Tommy talks heavy metal, provides an update to his fight with American Airlines, and laughs at being awful humans. The Guardian drops off Solace Brewing Co.’s “Griswold’s Winter...

The cold open goes realllllly long, the boys almost get political, and the Greek Freak sends us a heartfelt card. We love him. Tommy loses his shit on vacation, spills his beer on his computer, and doesn’t know his name is Thomas. Andrew educates Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, on the history of dachshunds, declares that all time stops in an airport, and asks if Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, if...

In this episode, 10% almost takes us down, a major announcement is made, and we barely talk about running. Tommy gives Andrew a gift, can’t say Elizabeth City, and wants an Anti-Social Behavior Order. Andrew reads the same thing twice, chastises a priest, and tries a few times to do an accent. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/47...

It’s that time of year, Snotties, it’s time for Snots for Christmas! The boys dismiss Canada, chastise a Chinese man, and talk about Pennsylvania. Andrew counts to four, does an impression, and doesn’t read the show notes. Tommy is scared of Andrew’s wife, wants Juan Soto’s pancreas to fall out, and tries to redeem himself for a shitty prior drug moment. This episode's beer is from Chesty Puller w...

With new microphones, the duo discusses the dirtiest race in track and field, the 2012 London Olympic women’s 1500m final, and talks about child rearing way too much. Tommy gives a useless update and says his ex-wife is smart and wants to talk about communists. Andrew pronounces Norwegian names correctly … mostly, describes ass-kicking his son, and doesn’t know Leningrad isn’t a city anymore. This...

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1912 Olympic marathon, for some reason talk about Utah, and expose a worthless gold medal. Tommy thinks everything is in Asia, forgets his microphone, and wants to fuck up Mo Farah. Andrew talks about a greased-up Cuban man, plays fuck, marry, kill, and tries to murder a Portugese marathoner. This episode's beer is from You Suck Rob and Tiger Woods. They passe...

The boys, live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, defend a homeless man in London, try to talk about running, and have a special guest, Chuck, who returns a Christmas tree. Andrew reveals why he can’t decorate a Christmas tree, accepts Goldfish’s bet, and accuses England of being a communist country. Tommy … well, he says some stupid shit … again. Because we’re recording on a Sunday morning, Andrew is parta...

The boys get together with their ole pal Mike Stahr to give Snotties a little history lesson on the mile. Mike tries to ruin the show with an Animal House quote, guesses race times, and then accurately calls Andrew and Tommy assholes. Tommy jokes about Andrew’s mom’s baby weight, disparages Italians, and argues with Mike. Andrew mispronounces “El Guerrouj,” tries to keep the show on the rails, and...

Another episode with Tommy in New York. He’s back now, so hide your wives and hide your children. Goldfish’s brother makes an appearance. Goldfish promptly tells him to, “Fuck off!” The boys double down on the asshole and rip into running influencer Matt Choi, and celebrate his DQ from the NYC Marathon. Tommy wants to fight Matt Choi in Chicago, describes his genitalia, and still cherishes his ana...

The boys cold open … again … because they think it’s funny. And it’s their podcast. The boys talk a bunch of nonsense and possibly admit they are misogynistic … but certainly assholes. Andrew tries to get romantic, gets upset about being friendly, and talks German pizza. Tommy wants to do gymnastics for condoms, talks nicely about a Snotty who can kick his ass, and gives martial advice Music for t...

Live from New York it’s Goldfish! The boys record a bonus episode as Tommy is in New York City. No beer! This episode sucks. Not really. Tommy gives his first-hand review of the vibe from NYC, takes in all the second-hand pot smoke, and gets berated by New Yorkers for running with a stroller. Andrew gets way too in-depth with shoes…again, recaps the marathon highlights, and claims to be Dutch.  Mu...

In this episode, the boys develop a master plan. A master plan that enlists the help of Snotties! Andrew can’t see with his new glasses, gives Goldfish props for playing the role of a dickhead, and overexplains triathlons. Tommy threatens to shit on Easy-E’s porch, brings the show down, and accuses more Kenyans of being on drugs.  This episode’s beer is an in-house assignment, Goldfish coughed up...

Yiannis Kourus is the topic of this episode. An incredible ultra marathoner who is an absolute lunatic. Tommy is afraid to say the name of his drug moment person, refuses to go over what the Spartathlon is, and does an interactive trivia question … poorly. Andrew finally stumbles over a name, but redeems himself, and doesn’t get Indian names in NY. Sorry about the Phillies. And. Fuck. The. Mets. T...

In this episode, Andrew and Tommy try another cold open to the show, which means another iffy opening and talks about death. Andrew unveils music for Tommy’s drug moment, plays Kid Rock during the show, and gives an update on the Phillies game. Tommy wants to have political candidates play Woody Ball, almost fights someone while pacing, and kills Eliud Kipchoge. Music for this podcast was provided...

In this episode, the Snot Rocket Podcast gives you a history lesson on the marathon. The guys cold open the show, and we're not sure that went well. For good reason, the boys don’t trust fruit in their beer. Andrew brags about learning Italian 35 years ago, attempts to make the marathon special, and says women weren’t busy until the 1960’s. Shocker, Tommy can’t pronounce names during his drug minu...

In this episode, we get to one of Andrew’s favorite things - a movie review. Immediately, Tommy brings up the beer situation, Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, and we hear from Preview Mike. Andrew loves and hates the movie, shares a story about otters brutalizing a runner, and explains midsole drop. Tommy bitches about women having special safety measures then blames it on the stout, once again s...

Mike reveals he’s a Mets fan AND a 49ers fan! He also recounts some more stories about his running past. Mike shares that he endured a sports officiating class. Mike reveals the story behind the Oreo Team. Tommy has to take a bathroom break because he has a weak bladder and has too many beers. Andrew continues to play the third wheel. And they are still drinking the same beer as last time. Music f...

On this episode of the Snot Rocket Podcast, the boys bring on four-time US Olympic trials qualifier and former world record holder, Mike Stahr. During the show, Tommy tries to finish a six-pack in a little over an hour and it ends … well … just listen, Mike has boxed wine with a cork, and Andrew doesn’t fix his bed. Tommy and Mike reminisce about running camp in Vermont, Tommy brings up the time,...

The creative geniuses at the Snot Rocket Podcast talk about … well … nothing, give advice on painting, and swear they won’t cut the grass if they are millionaires. Andrew discloses a domestic violence situation involving his bed, feels like wearing flannel and listening to Rush, and bitches about certain runners. Tommy cries about his beloved New York football Giants, pretends he knows about the F...

Somehow, someway, the pair talk about just one race - the 1904 Olympic Marathon. Christina makes a play on winning the Best Beer During a Podcast award, and Preview Mike submits a story. Tommy annoyingly corrects Andrew about how to pronounce 1904, talks too much about being an asshole, and makes a Fiddler on the Roof reference. Andrew utilizes a Terry Fox analogy, nails the pronunciation of peopl...

Your favorite hosts give you a running history lesson on one of the greatest runners you may have never heard of - Paavo Nurmi. Tommy accuses the podcast counsel of soliciting prostitution, doesn’t remember what he wrote down, and calls a Frenchman a slur. Andrew advocates for Olympians to open strip clubs, declares that Finnish people only eat cheese and fish, and for some reason talks about swim...

For your listening pleasure, the boys interview a two-time Olympic champion. Andrew chastises Tommy several times, brings up the fact that our guest married a 15-year-old, and realizes we have a dead person on our hands. Spoiler alert! Tommy is dumbfounded. As usual, Tommy mistreats the guest and, as usual, has 8.6% beer …as usual. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander...