The Snot Rocket Podcast

Our favorite Brit is back! David Vasey, the Shit King, joins the show for a movie review of the 1962 flick “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.” David takes his wife up the “Cram Track,” surprisingly doesn’t celebrate the Fourth of July, and provides some history of prefab homes following World War II. Andrew overlooks the record button, gets hoodwinked in trivia, and says “Guv’nor” way to...

Goldfish is back from Jamaica and is as terrible as ever! In this episode, the boys get into some housekeeping and toss out a classic Top 5 list. For whatever reason, there’s a lot of talk about Baltimore. Let’s go Yankees/Phillies? Goldfish has a problem with a 3-year-old, still talks shit about American Airlines, and overexplains why Gudaf Tsegay isn’t running. Andrew says, “Yeah, everyone knows...

Goldfish and the OG are bringing back an episode from two years ago. You Blew It! You blew it! The boys talk about famous collapses in running. Tommy admits to getting particularly excited about women's beach volleyball, shares more personal stories (yawn), and makes fun of Italians. Andrew talks about triathlon but butchers the swim distance and talks about drinking bat blood. Welcome to Alge...

In this episode, the boys get into arguably the greatest boys' HS runner of all time, Jim Ryun and Dad on Feet presents us with the topic for our game show and Goldfish is worried he’s going to do terribly. Andrew sounds like shit and gets nominated for a Snotty, spills his beer, and gets mad at Goldfish. Goldfish admits he’s not a big breakfast person, wants business owners to become homeless...

This episode is about the world’s oldest race, and it takes place in Italy, first held in 1208, and the French screwed it up. Goldfish narcs on his drug-smuggling grandson, wants to know if he’s out of control, and counts to five in Italian. Andrew chastises the Snotties, throws his water bottle down, and says, “Silk is where China came from.” Mark cleans out his beer fridge and tosses us a few be...

For some reason, we talk about a Cowboys player … much to Goldfish’s chagrin, the man did win an Olympic medal, and we have our first nominee for a “Let’s Call it Tim” Snotty. Andrew drops his phone, reads a heartfelt letter as Red in Shawshank Redemption, and eats butter. Uncle Goldfish gives a topic tip about drugs, justifies being a snobby fuck getting an award, and identifies multiple words th...

In this episode, the OG and Goldfish go back to 2020 when Andrew and Tommy did their first podcast together that no one listened to. Tommy wants to send Andrew’s dogs into space, talks about the great lake, and doesn't wear his 5k medal out in public … because he doesn’t have one. Andrew takes a shot at Jason à la carte, says a 3-year-old is a classic “girls gone wild”, and hates the mail carr...

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “fucking terribly,” tells Andrew to ha...

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hoote...

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to ga...

This episode is a recap of Andrew’s Boston marathon and Golfish’s brother’s shitshow wedding. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he shoots his shot with Des, and says, “Skanks on the sidelines.” Goldfish tells the Fountain Inn in Ridgefield, CT, to go fuck themselves, points out the irony in humanity, and tells Snotties how to cheat in a race better. From John, we are enjoying some of the Brother’s...

The boys bring back the newly favorite Snotty, the Shit King, all the way from England. David Vasey is back to discuss a topic Andrew thinks is going to suck: Sebastian Coe, Steve Ovett, and Steve Cram. Goldfish attacks his cohost, would like a whole cocker, and invents the word “Pussiitis.” Andrew knows more about the British Parliament than our guest, complains about his prostate, and tries to b...

In this offering, your devoted hosts delve into the upcoming Boston Marathon, do a top 5, and promise to have David Vasey back on. Andrew tells Christina, “Good on ya, Cliffy”, says something about Irish people in Boston, and confuses George Foreman for Morgan Freeman. Sir Goldfish thinks he’s a lawyer, calls CJ Albertson a tank, and picks Simba from The Lion King to win the Boston marathon. While...

On the last day of Women’s History Month, the boys get into Francie Larrieu Smith, one of America’s most versatile runners, and no pigeons were harmed in this episode. Andrew struggles the entire show with speaking, reading, and following any kind of flow to the show … but nails the Snot Rocket Podcast Game Show. Sir Goldfish incorrectly swears in a foreign language, knows what it’s going to take...

We’re going all the way back to 1900 to look at the Paris Olympics and celebrate National Detention Day. Goldfish can’t refrain from saying the “C” word, thinks Cooper Lutkenhaus will eventually be laying pipe, and doubles down on ACDC. Andrew highlights the cottage industry of the stupidity around running, can’t get over French seamen, nails the game show segment once again, and fantasizes about...

This episode is all about the 2018 Boston Marathon and wins by Yuki Kawauchi and Des Linden. Goldfish springs a game show on Andrew, has another “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gives instructions on how to make a Black and Tan. Andrew says Des is fat, does some research, and has a Port-a-Potty story. Herr Wilhelm brings the boys some applicable holiday beer with a Guinness Draught, seeing as...

In this episode, we do a movie review. Which means Preview Mike returns! Goldfish loses his shit over a fake movie, doesn’t think he saw the right movie, and hopes Jessica Tandy rots in hell. Andrew does a blind plea to Des that is epic, thinks wearing spikes is a good way to get your ass kicked, and reveals why he’s not on Ozempic. Jam Master JJ and Mrs. Jam Master JJ gave us an amazing six-pack...

Some might say the boys didn’t have shit to talk about, others would say they never do, but we’re doing an episode filled with housekeeping. Andrew can’t wait to have his own studio, wants to argue with Goldfish, and dribbles on about his lone race win - hold for applause. Goldfish brings up a woman whose husband doesn’t give two shits about her, wants to see women fight in their underwear, and ha...

There’s a ton of American pride, fresh off the men’s overtime hockey Olympic gold win, and these two clowns welcome in their newest favorite Brit, David Vasey. Goldfish says, “Wanker,” way too much, lashes out at Andrew, and has a drug moment. David shares his love for American pop culture, doesn’t run long on Sundays because he’s hungover, and absolutely eviscerates American stereotypes. Andrew l...

How stupid is running? Well, they do it in prison, it seems, so they don’t get raped. Andrew calls the Freak Greek live on the show, doesn’t know his buddy Cory’s 5k PR, and sure does love a good prison sex story. Goldfish embarrasses his father, Hank, wants cheese on his burger, and once again has a problem with the Boston marathon. The Freak Greek hooks us up with the Fix Hellas Lager by Olympic...

This episode features two runners who are kinda shitbags, and one that Goldfish implores Snotties to hate immediately, and there isn’t much housekeeping. Goldfish again says Strava is the devil, explains to Andrew the story of Achilles, and talks about prostitutes. Andrew impersonates Femke Bol, threatens to call the Freak Greek, and encourages Goldfish to get a tramp stamp. Jason Ala-Cart supplie...

The boys get into the greatest marathoner that has ever lived, and you probably have no idea who it is. Plus, we want to know if Andrew should get a 3rd Boston jacket. Andrew reads a poem, admits to winning one race, and taunts a 17-year-old. Sir Goldfish does a poor version of “Andrew’s Fingers Are So White,” says, “You think so?” and doesn’t give a shit that the WR in the half-marathon won’t be...

The boys spit out the fourth and final episode of innovations in running: technology, read more of David Vasey’s blog, and wonder about betting on running. Sir Goldfish wants to see teenage tennis players stabbed, tells Jason ala Cart to go fuck himself, and says he dresses like a 5-year-old feral child. Andrew swears he’s not a degenerate gambler, makes an impassioned plea to get housing in LA, a...

Continuing their multi-part series, the boys get into track surfaces. Andrew doesn’t trust mango beer, brilliantly does the worst English accent ever, and makes yet another plea to Des Linden to come on the show. Sir Goldfish tells a track story (hold for applause), defends Uncle Chen, and threatens to make a coaster. Cavity Search drops off some Mango Rockers beer by Big Ugly Brewing. Show notes:...

Part 2 of our take on the innovation of running, which involves shoes, Money. Sir Goldfish talks about making shirts way too much, doesn’t have music for his Snotty Spotlight, and is disappointed by Andrew’s top 5 list. Andrew needs to caulk his toilet, makes a plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and congratulates Cory Linkenletter. Jason al a cart drops off Minute Man IPA by Three Notch’D Bre...