The Snot Rocket Podcast

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to ga...

This episode is a recap of Andrew’s Boston marathon and Golfish’s brother’s shitshow wedding. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he shoots his shot with Des, and says, “Skanks on the sidelines.” Goldfish tells the Fountain Inn in Ridgefield, CT, to go fuck themselves, points out the irony in humanity, and tells Snotties how to cheat in a race better. From John, we are enjoying some of the Brother’s...

The boys bring back the newly favorite Snotty, the Shit King, all the way from England. David Vasey is back to discuss a topic Andrew thinks is going to suck: Sebastian Coe, Steve Ovett, and Steve Cram. Goldfish attacks his cohost, would like a whole cocker, and invents the word “Pussiitis.” Andrew knows more about the British Parliament than our guest, complains about his prostate, and tries to b...

In this offering, your devoted hosts delve into the upcoming Boston Marathon, do a top 5, and promise to have David Vasey back on. Andrew tells Christina, “Good on ya, Cliffy”, says something about Irish people in Boston, and confuses George Foreman for Morgan Freeman. Sir Goldfish thinks he’s a lawyer, calls CJ Albertson a tank, and picks Simba from The Lion King to win the Boston marathon. While...

On the last day of Women’s History Month, the boys get into Francie Larrieu Smith, one of America’s most versatile runners, and no pigeons were harmed in this episode. Andrew struggles the entire show with speaking, reading, and following any kind of flow to the show … but nails the Snot Rocket Podcast Game Show. Sir Goldfish incorrectly swears in a foreign language, knows what it’s going to take...

We’re going all the way back to 1900 to look at the Paris Olympics and celebrate National Detention Day. Goldfish can’t refrain from saying the “C” word, thinks Cooper Lutkenhaus will eventually be laying pipe, and doubles down on ACDC. Andrew highlights the cottage industry of the stupidity around running, can’t get over French seamen, nails the game show segment once again, and fantasizes about...

This episode is all about the 2018 Boston Marathon and wins by Yuki Kawauchi and Des Linden. Goldfish springs a game show on Andrew, has another “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gives instructions on how to make a Black and Tan. Andrew says Des is fat, does some research, and has a Port-a-Potty story. Herr Wilhelm brings the boys some applicable holiday beer with a Guinness Draught, seeing as...

In this episode, we do a movie review. Which means Preview Mike returns! Goldfish loses his shit over a fake movie, doesn’t think he saw the right movie, and hopes Jessica Tandy rots in hell. Andrew does a blind plea to Des that is epic, thinks wearing spikes is a good way to get your ass kicked, and reveals why he’s not on Ozempic. Jam Master JJ and Mrs. Jam Master JJ gave us an amazing six-pack...

Some might say the boys didn’t have shit to talk about, others would say they never do, but we’re doing an episode filled with housekeeping. Andrew can’t wait to have his own studio, wants to argue with Goldfish, and dribbles on about his lone race win - hold for applause. Goldfish brings up a woman whose husband doesn’t give two shits about her, wants to see women fight in their underwear, and ha...

There’s a ton of American pride, fresh off the men’s overtime hockey Olympic gold win, and these two clowns welcome in their newest favorite Brit, David Vasey. Goldfish says, “Wanker,” way too much, lashes out at Andrew, and has a drug moment. David shares his love for American pop culture, doesn’t run long on Sundays because he’s hungover, and absolutely eviscerates American stereotypes. Andrew l...

How stupid is running? Well, they do it in prison, it seems, so they don’t get raped. Andrew calls the Freak Greek live on the show, doesn’t know his buddy Cory’s 5k PR, and sure does love a good prison sex story. Goldfish embarrasses his father, Hank, wants cheese on his burger, and once again has a problem with the Boston marathon. The Freak Greek hooks us up with the Fix Hellas Lager by Olympic...

This episode features two runners who are kinda shitbags, and one that Goldfish implores Snotties to hate immediately, and there isn’t much housekeeping. Goldfish again says Strava is the devil, explains to Andrew the story of Achilles, and talks about prostitutes. Andrew impersonates Femke Bol, threatens to call the Freak Greek, and encourages Goldfish to get a tramp stamp. Jason Ala-Cart supplie...

The boys get into the greatest marathoner that has ever lived, and you probably have no idea who it is. Plus, we want to know if Andrew should get a 3rd Boston jacket. Andrew reads a poem, admits to winning one race, and taunts a 17-year-old. Sir Goldfish does a poor version of “Andrew’s Fingers Are So White,” says, “You think so?” and doesn’t give a shit that the WR in the half-marathon won’t be...

The boys spit out the fourth and final episode of innovations in running: technology, read more of David Vasey’s blog, and wonder about betting on running. Sir Goldfish wants to see teenage tennis players stabbed, tells Jason ala Cart to go fuck himself, and says he dresses like a 5-year-old feral child. Andrew swears he’s not a degenerate gambler, makes an impassioned plea to get housing in LA, a...

Continuing their multi-part series, the boys get into track surfaces. Andrew doesn’t trust mango beer, brilliantly does the worst English accent ever, and makes yet another plea to Des Linden to come on the show. Sir Goldfish tells a track story (hold for applause), defends Uncle Chen, and threatens to make a coaster. Cavity Search drops off some Mango Rockers beer by Big Ugly Brewing. Show notes:...

Part 2 of our take on the innovation of running, which involves shoes, Money. Sir Goldfish talks about making shirts way too much, doesn’t have music for his Snotty Spotlight, and is disappointed by Andrew’s top 5 list. Andrew needs to caulk his toilet, makes a plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and congratulates Cory Linkenletter. Jason al a cart drops off Minute Man IPA by Three Notch’D Bre...

This marks the start of a three- or possibly five-episode series on the innovation of running. And episode one is about training. Yay. Oh boy. Great. Yippie. Shit. Goldfish drives in traffic, says, “Fuck Strava,” and talks about packing asses. Andrew calls Abbott World Majors whores, is tired of dressing up as a French maid for sex, and checks his phone. Mrs. Drew tosses us a 6er of Face Plant by...

Going back in history a bit, the boys dig into Colter’s Run, a crazy historical event that spurred on a race that continues today. Andrew is willing to mail stickers to Snotties … until he finds out how much a stamp costs, doesn’t trust the government, and fails to beg Des Linden to come on the show. Tommy admits he’s a pussy, makes fun of Preview Mike, and talks shit about Taylor Swift. The Whisp...

This episode is a wrap-up of the 2025 year. Andrew’s son Hans joins the show to go over his top 5 underrated movies, and the boys actually drink a stout - which is how they get you. Andrew coughs like he’s Goldfish, makes another plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and threatens to re-gift socks to his wife. Goldfish gives Andrew a present, doesn’t want to hang out with Conner Mantz, and can’t...

This episode is a movie review of Run Fatboy Run. Which means … Preview Mike is back! And the boys on the fly highlight a special Snotty, Allie Bobe, and Goldfish butchers the name of the half-marathon near and dear to her. Goldfish fails at being a good person, lashes out at a Prairie, and misses an Aaron Boone joke. Andrew can’t pass up good cans, uses the pronoun “It,” and has handwritten notes...

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about dildos, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment. This episode's beer, we believe, is from...

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his shit on Aaron Boone. This episode's beer is fr...

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fucking weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too mu...

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the fuck down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away fro...

For your listening pleasure, the duo discusses the 1972 NYC Marathon, specifically the six women who wouldn’t take a head start. Andrew fails at his promise not to be misogynistic, reminisces about his dad beating him with a belt, and impersonates Casey Kasum. Sir Goldfish brings the show down by talking about dead people, calls Nathan Kahler a cock bagel, and wants a cease and desist order writte...