The Snot Rocket Podcast

This marks the start of a three- or possibly five-episode series on the innovation of running. And episode one is about training. Yay. Oh boy. Great. Yippie. Shit. Goldfish drives in traffic, says, “Fuck Strava,” and talks about packing asses. Andrew calls Abbott World Majors whores, is tired of dressing up as a French maid for sex, and checks his phone. Mrs. Drew tosses us a 6er of Face Plant by...

Going back in history a bit, the boys dig into Colter’s Run, a crazy historical event that spurred on a race that continues today. Andrew is willing to mail stickers to Snotties … until he finds out how much a stamp costs, doesn’t trust the government, and fails to beg Des Linden to come on the show. Tommy admits he’s a pussy, makes fun of Preview Mike, and talks shit about Taylor Swift. The Whisp...

This episode is a wrap-up of the 2025 year. Andrew’s son Hans joins the show to go over his top 5 underrated movies, and the boys actually drink a stout - which is how they get you. Andrew coughs like he’s Goldfish, makes another plea to Des Linden to come on the show, and threatens to re-gift socks to his wife. Goldfish gives Andrew a present, doesn’t want to hang out with Conner Mantz, and can’t...

This episode is a movie review of Run Fatboy Run. Which means … Preview Mike is back! And the boys on the fly highlight a special Snotty, Allie Bobe, and Goldfish butchers the name of the half-marathon near and dear to her. Goldfish fails at being a good person, lashes out at a Prairie, and misses an Aaron Boone joke. Andrew can’t pass up good cans, uses the pronoun “It,” and has handwritten notes...

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about dildos, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment. This episode's beer, we believe, is from...

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his shit on Aaron Boone. This episode's beer is fr...

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fucking weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too mu...

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the fuck down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away fro...

For your listening pleasure, the duo discusses the 1972 NYC Marathon, specifically the six women who wouldn’t take a head start. Andrew fails at his promise not to be misogynistic, reminisces about his dad beating him with a belt, and impersonates Casey Kasum. Sir Goldfish brings the show down by talking about dead people, calls Nathan Kahler a cock bagel, and wants a cease and desist order writte...

The boys go back a hundred-plus years to talk about a Scotsman. Hank is smiling proudly. They talk about the royal family and discuss the NYC marathon. Tommy ruins his laptop, is able to pronounce the name Rob, and says he’s not “small.” Andrew talks about his grandfather's… clock, his MILF’s are older, and won’t kick a woman out of bed for eating crackers. This episode's beer is a two-donation gi...

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1983 NYC marathon, get into sandwiches, and learn about hemp and the Declaration of Independence. Andrew misses the days when he had some good balls in his mouth, talks about his new friend Cory, and has never set foot in Florida. Tommy says kids are barely worth the tax break, doesn’t listen to Andrew, and talks about a man named Button. This episode's be...

The cold open goes a little astray, we trash Chariots of Fire, and forget about the top 5 list. Andrew gives his wife beer while she’s naked, grabs the wrong mouse, and thinks group runs are cringy. Tommy thinks he knows the law, has serious repercussions for Camille Herron, and has a problem with the word “heckahva." The boys' assholes are going to be torn up after Pete’s offering of a 1...

The boys discuss one of the greatest distance runners most people have no idea about - Rosa Mota. Who? You’re gonna find out, and you should. Tommy is inappropriate about a teenage girl’s weight, doesn’t do trivia, and says Gilda Radner wasn’t very good at the marathon. Andrew still likes a good prison sex scene, doesn’t want to talk about non-binary shit anymore, and speaks Portuguese. This episo...

Chicagoland! The boys travel to Chicago and meet up with The Freak Greek and Mike Stahr, also known as “Galen Rupp,” to record an episode on the eve of the marathon. We discuss the top 5 TV shows of all time. Tommy goes on the attack, cannot do math, and has impure thoughts about Kelly Bundy. Andrew wants to name a baby “Kipchoge,” literally wants to beat up Oprah, and correctly predicts the new A...

It’s the last of the 80’s Olympics, and boy, is it a snooze fest, just like every other episode, and do another top 5 list. Andrew fucking kills trivia … literally, watches soccer while feeding his son, and denies eating dogs. Goldfish tells a story about a man from Bosnia in 2007, talks way too much about Geraldo Rivera and hepatitis C, and studied some animals on all fours.  This episode's beer...

Tommy is in New Jersey and doesn’t tell Andrew. Do they even talk anymore? The boys know their 80s trivia, marvel at how far women can run, and recap the 1984 women’s Olympic marathon. Tommy claims Mary Lou Retton is flexible, admires Jim Palmer’s body count,  and admits he sucks at golf. Andrew stumbles, sends out an invitation for Flea to come on the show, and would give away a testicle to run f...

The boys talk communism, have a top 5 list about dead people, and admit the 100th was a shitshow. Tommy continues to cough like he has TB, can’t find a video about Hole Cocker, and unnecessarily explains rules in track and field. The Other Guy butchers a German accent, asks how dumb Matt Choi is, and talks about the Soviets in Vietnam.  Jam Master JJ and potentially Jam Master AJ toss the show a g...

You Get a Mimosa! The Snot Rocket Podcast goes live! Murphy’s in Virginia Beach welcomes the boys for their 100th episode. Aaaand nobody cares! Everyone finally meets The Other Guy. Tommy buys everyone Mimosas, yells into the microphone, and tricks Andrew once again. Andrew holds a moment of silence for Tommy’s running career, thinks Stephen Hawking was the voice of KITT,  and gets a little help w...

The Snot Rocket hosts talk about Dutch track star, Fanny Blankers-Koen, we go crazy with trivia questions, and get into the greatest videos ever … it was awesome …  shut up. Andrew likes South Jersey, says “groundbreaking” a lot, and has never been talked into the Olympic trials. Tommy screws up a basketball trivia question, goes to running camp, and says, “Let’s talk about this bitch.” Chelsea an...

Continuing with an ongoing bit, we decided to do random trivia questions until you tell us to stop. We don’t actually get into the topic of the episode until 40 minutes in, and do another top 5. Tommy plays Pretty Reckless … doesn’t help the show a bit, loses his mind over Luis Gonzalez, and wouldn’t mind finishing 7th in the African Championships. Andrew thinks Goldfish is his older brother, tell...

The boys are skittish about going back to Ikea, admit they achieved their low bar potential, and have no clue how to convert kilometers to miles. Tommy evades authorities, continues to cough, and can’t pronounce Wight. Andrew tries to post to Instagram during the show, reviews their competition in Chicago, and loves jail sex and murders. This episode's beer is brought to us by the Other Guy an...

A day late and a dollar short, the boys do their Snotty Awards. The hosts try to recruit fake guests and talk too much about baseball. Andrew knows what the fuck he’s doing, yearns for a better research staff, and pays homage to Ryne Sandberg. Tommy feels a need to get on a dating app, says Thurman Munson is not coming back, and dribbles on about what is and what isn’t a good drug. Quickly becomin...

In this episode, Goldfish sounds worse than he looks … as usual, Andrew drinks the donated beer the day before, and they talk about domestic violence a bit too much. Andrew professes his love for Siskel and Ebert, thinks Chariots of Fire is boring, and wants a homoerotic shower scene. Tommy admits he’s a liar, calls Noah Lyles a dick, and realizes no one runs 810 meters. The beer on this episode i...

Goldfish is feeling under the weather so the boys are recording via Zoom, and they pimp the upcoming 100th episode and National The Other Guy Day. Goldfish is on fire with his segues, asks Andrew some more trivia questions, and references Andrew’s broken bed…again. Andrew’s Swiffer makes an appearance, tiptoes around social issues, and butchers an Australian accent.  With the boys being remote, An...

In an attempt to class up the show, the boys bring back the WAGs. Tommy tries to be nicer … tries. Andrew recalls his nicknames from high school, calls his wife a 5-ton blower, and defines the term “bell end.” Tommy finds out you can leave comments on Spotify, sets Christina up with a new set of “Andrew’s fingers are so white,” and gets angry again.  Mrs. Drew donated this episode’s beer. It’s a “...