The Snot Rocket Podcast

The Snot Rocket Podcast dives into the 2012 London Olympics, has a slew of technical problems outside of the normal nonsense, and says you’re getting what you pay for. The OG goes to the dentist, can’t kip up, and adds to the show notes shit he doesn’t know about. Sir Goldfish wants to be a Senior and would like an honorary doctorate degree, doesn’t want Clayton Young to be a Red Sox fan, and goes...

We’re back doing reviews; hopefully Goldfish has recovered from last week’s show. Sir Goldfish talks about the history of IPA’s, has ink from a pen, and says, “One Mississippi, two Mississippi …”. The OG corrects Goldfish’s English, assumes genders, and says, “What are we talking about?” Patriotic OG drapes the show with Honor Brewing’s Freedom IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...

The show gets a little dragged down, Andrew kills on the Game Show, and the Shit King runs a huge PR in the marathon. Like a homeless person, the OG talks about returning cans for money, says Jason Myers sells insurance, and wants to send people down a hill in a burning tire. Goldfish works hard at saying a name, threatens to fight people, and takes off his socks. The Freak Greek, we think, hooks...

This is part two about a couple of douche bags from New Zealand living in Kenya. Goldfish gets tossed from the Nation’s Capitol, and we need a beer spreadsheet. Goldfish tries to ramble on about drugs … again, almost listens to his dad, and talks too much about being in jail. The OG pays $20 for a beer, says, “Well, we got the piss laying around,” and wants to ride on a flaming tractor tire down a...

We’re on location in our nation's capital annnnnd we get interrupted. This episode delves into two New Zealand high school distance runners who move to Kenya to train. OG offers up all the goats you can eat (or fuck,), thinks Rod Dixon is a friend of the show, and has no idea what his future holds at the Phillies game. Goldfish says, “This is fucking riveting,” gets a call from the Red Cross,...

In this episode, the boys go back almost a hundred years to bring you a wild race, one that is 3,400 miles long and takes finishers months to complete. Goldfish proclaims, “She’s got no tits,” which is the reason why the show doesn’t have a Wikipedia page, and ruins a story about a brisket. The OG brings up mesothelioma, says, “When we go through Texas, keep your head down, brotha,” and believes p...

Heeeeee’s back, Snotties! The show’s only true miler, Mike Stahr, returns to discuss the 5th Ave Mile. Mike regales us with stories from his past and totally brings the show down. Mike doesn’t trash American running icon Doug Padilla, but Goldfish does. We learn that Steve Scott is a badass and Eamonn likes to drink beer. Fun fact: Goldfish doesn't know shit about the 5th Ave Mile course, and...

The boys get into more product reviews, we get a call from Courtney’s mom, and read listener comments. The OG doesn’t bother reading the show notes, can’t say Courtney, and has a very specific laundry protocol. Goldfish wants to be called an asshole, dribbles on about 1 bottle of water, and gives Snotties meal tips. The OG’s brothers-in-law, the Dueling Banjos, bequeathed to the show a 6-pack of S...

We go back to the Olympics, drop some knowledge about the 1908 games in London, and fix some housekeeping. Goldfish wants to celebrate the 183rd episode, spits out AI’s take on the show, and turns into a Jewish woman. Andrew’s not bitter about his family, says, “Listen to Uncle OG” and wants to buy a farm. The OG grabs some Partly Cloud IPA by Solace Brewery for the show. Show notes: https://docs....

It’s a cast of characters for a Re-Cliffy! Mike Stahr, Preview Mike, and The Shit King join The Other Guy and Goldfish! David gives an update on his marathon training; Mike struggles with technology; Preview Mike likes his coffee like his women. The trivia goes off the rails because Andrew messes it up. And the guys do a re-review of the movie Cliffy.  The boys bring a variety of beers (and wine)...

Product reviews are back! Disaster hits the Blair Ct. Studios, and a plea is made for more beer. Goldfish unnecessarily describes the table they record on…which comes back to haunt them, says some people are not meant to be champions, and is willing to get black eyes. OG goes into the episode cold, says, “I’m a sweaty monster!”, and wonders how we got to Des Moines. Chesty Puller tosses the boys a...

This episode is brought to you by the 7 Wonders of the World, a controversial ultra race director and a bruise. The OG proclaims, “I’m no Monk,” believes he’s being heckled sexually in Spanish, and uses the term “Mr.” loosely. Goldfish screws up his own bit, is not intimidated by different hues of purple, and admits he’s an asshole. The OG comes through again with Papi Chulo, an IPA from the local...

In this episode, the boys get into the bizarre world of Gerry Lindgren and nominate him for Father of the Year. Goldfish claims he’s an American, tries to be philosophical, and says you can’t raw dog California chicks. Andrew steals one beer, calls Gerry a fraud, and says he has a tongue like Gene Simmons. The OG brings a six-pack to the show. It's a Sixth Lord IPA from Basic City Brewing. Sho...

The cold open reveals Tommy might hang up on you; we get into Project 222, and discuss war-torn London. Andrew tells Goldfish to shut the fuck up, does his own Olympic Hymn rendition, and makes up his Top 5 list on the fly. Goldfish claims Yared Nuguse is washed, waxes ill-poetically about Hobbs Kessler, and talks about the most ridiculous medals given out in 1948. Andrew’s “Bumpin’ Uglies Trophy,...

In this episode, the boys go over product reviews, talk about the NCAA for some reason, and, unfortunately, Sir Goldfish wasn’t able to get the Shit King knighted, but he got him the title of Duke, so the Shit King has that going for him. Goldfish spits out a drug moment, wants to talk about men’s underwear, and talks about public urinals. Andrew goes on about the cushioning of super shoes, explai...

Our favorite Brit is back! David Vasey, the Shit King, joins the show for a movie review of the 1962 flick “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner.” David takes his wife up the “Cram Track,” surprisingly doesn’t celebrate the Fourth of July, and provides some history of prefab homes following World War II. Andrew overlooks the record button, gets hoodwinked in trivia, and says “Guv’nor” way to...

Goldfish is back from Jamaica and is as terrible as ever! In this episode, the boys get into some housekeeping and toss out a classic Top 5 list. For whatever reason, there’s a lot of talk about Baltimore. Let’s go Yankees/Phillies? Goldfish has a problem with a 3-year-old, still talks shit about American Airlines, and overexplains why Gudaf Tsegay isn’t running. Andrew says, “Yeah, everyone knows...

Goldfish and the OG are bringing back an episode from two years ago. You Blew It! You blew it! The boys talk about famous collapses in running. Tommy admits to getting particularly excited about women's beach volleyball, shares more personal stories (yawn), and makes fun of Italians. Andrew talks about triathlon but butchers the swim distance and talks about drinking bat blood. Welcome to Alge...

In this episode, the boys get into arguably the greatest boys' HS runner of all time, Jim Ryun and Dad on Feet presents us with the topic for our game show and Goldfish is worried he’s going to do terribly. Andrew sounds like shit and gets nominated for a Snotty, spills his beer, and gets mad at Goldfish. Goldfish admits he’s not a big breakfast person, wants business owners to become homeless...

This episode is about the world’s oldest race, and it takes place in Italy, first held in 1208, and the French screwed it up. Goldfish narcs on his drug-smuggling grandson, wants to know if he’s out of control, and counts to five in Italian. Andrew chastises the Snotties, throws his water bottle down, and says, “Silk is where China came from.” Mark cleans out his beer fridge and tosses us a few be...

For some reason, we talk about a Cowboys player … much to Goldfish’s chagrin, the man did win an Olympic medal, and we have our first nominee for a “Let’s Call it Tim” Snotty. Andrew drops his phone, reads a heartfelt letter as Red in Shawshank Redemption, and eats butter. Uncle Goldfish gives a topic tip about drugs, justifies being a snobby fuck getting an award, and identifies multiple words th...

In this episode, the OG and Goldfish go back to 2020 when Andrew and Tommy did their first podcast together that no one listened to. Tommy wants to send Andrew’s dogs into space, talks about the great lake, and doesn't wear his 5k medal out in public … because he doesn’t have one. Andrew takes a shot at Jason à la carte, says a 3-year-old is a classic “girls gone wild”, and hates the mail carr...

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “fucking terribly,” tells Andrew to ha...

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hoote...

In this episode, the boys get into the world record performances from the London marathon, annoyingly talk about what constitutes a world record performance, and the Snot Rocket game show goes to a tie breaker! Andrew dodges a landmine from Goldfish, thinks that if you go to the moon, you can do whatever you want, and asks, “Where do you go from there?” Goldfish eats some nachos, asks what’s to ga...