The Snot Rocket Podcast

This episode is a bunch of nonsense - literally. The boys talk about dead people, what race is the hardest, and having fun with your wife. Tommy peppers Andrew with trivia questions, and he goes 4 for 11, reminisces about his hair, and makes fun of Andrew’s … well. Andrew doesn’t share the show notes with Tommy, admits his wife doesn’t listen to the show, and finds his ID.  Our favorite non-show n...

For your listening pleasure, the dynamic duo delve into two movies about the same runner, Steve Prefontaine. They also talk about a drunk gymnast for way too long and don’t actually get into either movie until a half hour in the podcast. Goldfish trashes Prefontaine unnecessarily, doesn't give a shit about infants, and thinks OJ is still alive. Andrew says Tommy is still a hack, wants Mary Lou...

In this episode, the boys get into the 1972 Munich Olympics, act like assclowns over a serious topic, and Jim McKay brings them both back to their childhood. Andrew doesn't silence his computer, nails a pop quiz, and encourages Tommy to punch Jakob Ingebrgitsen like his dad did. Tommy sneaks in another “Andrew’s hands are so white” bit, gets mad about tattoos, and reveals how pathetic his chil...

Heeeeee’s back! It’s the Snot Rocket Podcast's favorite miler, Mike Stahr, to talk about the Prefontaine Classic. The guys make their predictions about who will win the Bowerman Mile. Mike eats kosher nachos, tells a great story about running as a rabbit, and recalls a time on his knees. Tommy calls a high school girl a “gorilla,” hates that men with a man bun run fast, and thinks Nuguse is Irish....

The boys jump on a call with Mike Stahr to discuss Faith Kipyegon’s attempt at running a sub-4-minute mile. Mike is fresh out of a family dinner with a few drinks in him from a remote location, offers keen insight about running a mile, and circles the parking lot. Tommy provides the facts as to why it didn’t happen, calls out Greta Thunberg, and wants to kick a puppy…again. Andrew tries to right t...

Andrew and Tommy tear “apartheid”  a disabled athlete … and aren’t even ashamed. In this episode, they get into South African sprinter and convicted murderer, Oscar Pistorius. Tommy continues to swallow into the microphone, counts the ways he can get into the Paralympics, and talks as if he knows about sprinting. Andrew puts the TV remote in the fridge, really digs the centerfold in the Nature and...

Not sure why we are counting episodes anymore, according to Andrew, but it is episode 88, and we're talking about a middle-distance runner, David Mack. He also killed Biggie Smalls … allegedly. Goldfish annoyingly talks about high school track and field rules, completely butchers a bit he wrote, and goes into detail on how to launder money. Andrew suggests high schoolers should do a Hitler sal...

The boys welcome Bob Schniedwind, better known as Leprechaun Bob, into the mobile Blair Court Studios. Andrew and Goldfish offer up their promotional services for Bob’s online dating profile, and give potential costume ideas, both of which he declines. The SRP hosts take advantage of Bob’s good nature and top quality announcing skills by having him say sketchy names like "Dick Pound." Bo...

 In this episode, the duo gets into what it takes to put on a Marathon Major. For those that don’t know, Andrew is actually a host of the show. In fact, he’s half the damn show—the “Other Guy.” We love him. Andrew also says, “Let’s go back to the tape!”, asks, “Do you want to hear about shitters?” Goldfish claims no one cares if the Aborigines can read, Amelia throws his second-place age-group awa...

Going back to back with dead runners, the boys get into a Canadian, eh. Terry Fox is the subject of this episode’s offering, an inspirational story of dedication, determination, and heartbreak. Andrew is almost back to running, says Eritrea correctly again, and says goldfish goes, “Tits up.” Tommy tells Snotties to take drugs, makes fun of handicapped dead people, and is a mama’s boy. Sir Goldfish...

In this episode, we discuss a pioneer in women’s marathoning. A little midget by the name of Miki Gorman. Who? Well, listen to the episode and find out. Tommy says barely wine as opposed to barley wine, finds out the largest race in the US is white people, and doesn't listen to what Andrew says. Andrew saves Tommy from forgetting a great quote, asks the back of what magazine Gorman was bought from...

This episode talks about one of the greatest teams in all of sports … and they are a bunch of sissy runners, the 2021 Newbury Park High School XC team. Andrew admits he shaves his chest, tries to update Snotties on a race no one cares about, and does some good research on Belinda Carlisle. For some reason, Tommy threatens to punch Andrew in the face, almost drowned when he was 10, and wants to bea...

It’s a grab bag kinda episode as the boys didn’t feel like bringing you a valid topic to talk about. Sue us! But they do discuss their 100th episode. Andrew has a friend who is white, makes fun of little people, and has little feet. Tommy wants to sell urine, buy 100 mimosas, and doesn’t give a shit about his lifestyle. Pinbuster300, aka Jam Master JJ, aka one of the greatest Snotties to ever live...

We are back to Goldfish’s favorite topic drugs! In this episode, they boys keep it homegrown and tear apart the hypocrisy that is the US Olympic Committee and US Anti-Doping Agency. Andrew critiques Tommy’s typing, doesn’t want a dick pic for Christmas, and wants nothing to do with the last 18.4% beer. Sir Goldfish gets in a fight on Facebook, well, multiple fights, denies he hangs out in Des Lind...

In this episode, we celebrate the achievements of one Grete Waitz. Tommy says repeatedly that she’s the greatest distance runner ever, and he also lies to Andrew. Tommy takes a shot at North Dakota, knows too much about L’eggs stockings, and forgets about getting beer. Andrew criticizes Jakob Ingebrigtsen, falls hook, line, and sinker for Goldfish’s antics, and reminisces about growing up in the 7...

It’s marathon day, kids, and on the menu is 18.4% beer. The boys are on the road in Rehoboth, Delaware. Plus, we got a bunch of broads on the show. The WAGS join us for this one! Tommy proudly dons Red Sox gear, runs a 28-minute 5k pushing a stroller, and crosses the line several times. Andrew recaps his marathon, is attacked for snoring, and overthinks a race again!  Christina provides the show w...

For your listening pleasure, Andrew and Tommy dive into the 1947 Boston marathon and the documentary, of sorts, that depicts the race. Sir Goldfish declares “Andrew’s fingers are so white” will continue as long as he thinks it’s funny, sets forth that Japan are assholes, and thinks a 2:59 sucks. Andrew gives a detailed relationship between Japan and Korea, can’t help himself from making an Asian a...

In this episode, the boys get into the world of cheating and talk a lot about Marathon Investigation. Goldfish (that’s Sir Goldfish) talks about a teenager's balls dropping, tells Mark Porter to go fuck himself, and gets angry … very. Andrew hesitates to talk about transgenders, vows to stop donating semen, and impersonates Hank. This episode's beer is internally supplied and is Port City...

In this episode, the boys do a big dive into the steeplechase, unnecessarily go off on a tangent about hurdles and Tommy’s drug segment returns … for now. Andrew proudly proclaims he will run faster, throws awards at kids in the neighborhood, and forgets Grant Holloway’s name. Tommy is able to finish a kid's dash, makes fun of a burn victim, and over-explains bonus money. Alewerks Brewing Comp...

Henry Rono is the man of the hour for this episode, from his collegiate cross-country accolades to his liquid downfall, the boys pay homage to a great runner. Andrew does the worst Kenyan accent ever, wants races to give out chickens as prizes, and wonders if Jimmy Carter is still alive. Tommy inappropriately talks about boob sizes, gets into another lousy race he had, and tells a terrible joke ag...

The boys go to Italy to get into a most unusual race, there is a sneeze, and neither knows who Harry Styles is. Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names, but Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names with hand gestures and doesn’t get his mozzarella sticks. Tommy says he was cool for two minutes, holds for applause, and admits he wasn’t good at 800 meters. This beer was bequeathed to us by a...

The boys get into one of the classic marathon battles, the 1982 Boston Marathon and still don’t think highly of Alberto Salazar. Andrew refuses to acknowledge Goldfish’s title of Sir, disappoints a two-year-old, and his wife interrupts the show. Sir Goldfish screws up his drug segment, thinks Andrew is adorable, and reminisces about old sneakers. This episode's beer is one of Sir Goldfish’s favori...

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time we take on the conglomerate in Disney and their offering McFarland USA, Preview Mike drops us a note, and they read a movie review from a nun. Andrew gets a side-eye from his wife, proclaims no self-respecting Mexican eats Taco Bell, and picked raspberries. Tommy beautifully segues into how white Andrew’s fingers are, does terrible Mexican accents … repe...

 In this episode, the duo gets into a race from 40 friggin’ years ago, drink more of their income, and lie to Snotties. Andrew professes his love for Kevin Costner, is worried about a woman's uterus, and avoids being misogynistic. Goldfish conducts a master class on segueing into Andrew’s white fingers, calls Mary Decker a World Class beotch, and talks about a terrible weekend. This episode&#3...

Live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, the boys get into listener mail and a bunch of other stupid shit. This one is a short one! That’s what she said! Tommy mansplains migration, tries to will a lesbian encounter into existence, and once again shares how white Andrew’s hands are. Andrew reads a “Florida Man” story, defends the show’s advertiser vetting process, and forgets Jimmy Carter is dead. Music for...