The Snot Rocket Podcast

The boys go over a podcast review, encourage Snotties to give us a one star review so Tommy can get in a fight with them, and pleads with them to get us on Wikipedia. Tommy gets bored with Andrew explaining shit, admits he’s an idiot, and calls Conner Mantz adorable. Plus Andrew nails another foreigner's name like a champ, wants to attempt to finish last in Olympic diving, and does more really...

In this episode, the boys talk more Olympics and bullshit. Tommy admits to not having the girth to pole vault, gets woke by Trail Treasure, and shames a marathoner trying to run a 100. Andrew fan girls over the men’s 1500, tells a lame dad joke, and nails every pronunciation Tommy throws at him. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/...

You blew it! The boys talk about famous collapses in running. Tommy admits to getting particularly excited about women's beach volleyball, shares more personal stories (yawn), and makes fun of Italians. Andrew talks about triathlon but butchers the swim distance and talks about drinking bat blood. Welcome to Algeria!  This episode's beer is brought to us by Goldfish who didn’t wear his gla...

We present to you Snotties another movie review. This movie is called "The Jericho Mile." You can watch this movie for free on YouTube. We dub “Preview Mike” and Easy-E gets offended by Tommy. Tommy ridiculously goes on about Strava, talks jive turkey, and honestly hates this movie. Andrew talks about jizz, reminisces about 70s TV shows, and longs for a good prison rape scene. This episo...

In this episode, Andrew and Tommy do a “Buy and Sell” on the upcoming Olympics in Paris and argue about whose phone is going off. Tommy talks about what’s not the most embarrassing thing he’s had in his mouth, repeatedly says Hole Cocker and submarines Andrew … again. Andrew calls a 64-year-old Irishman a clown, talks about men’s basketball … not sure why … and fails to say anything funny. This ep...

It’s the Inaugural Snotty Awards! The boys record live from Murphy’s Irish Pub in Virginia Beach, so enjoy the sound of the nightlife. Tommy brings up fast old people who are on drugs, calls out Mark, and lays off Greta. Andrew covers a fast-running marathon momma who treats her uterus like a clown car, makes fun of Tommy’s car, and gets hiccups. The show gets a surprise visit from French Olympic...

The US trials happened and we have to talk about it. Ugh. Andrew fucked up royally and lost the original recording, not that anyone would notice, and corrects Tommy because he’s wrong. Tommy does two jokes Andrew misses, loses his mind over transgender athletes because he’s a crusty old white guy, and tries to rap … unfortunately. This episode’s beer is “Cheat Day IPA" from Solace Brewing Co....

Teaser post-write-up: In this episode, the trio, minus one, presents the last of a five-part series on deplorable runners. Tommy calls Greta Thunburg the C word, rails against the Boston Marathon logo … shocker, and goes off on an environmental rant. Andrew goes to the store and gets beer, calls Tommy a … well, just listen…, and says, “Fuck the metric system”. This episode’s beer is “Kung Fu Kitte...

In honor of Father’s Day, the Snot Rocket Podcast presents the worst human on the show ever—another sprinter. Andrew talks a lot about wieners, admits to driving through Ohio, and gets propositioned by Mormons. Tommy can’t pronounce names from Kenya, begs people not to be assholes, and volunteers his time for science. This episode’s beer is “Hazy Tides” from @reaverbeach. It is provided to us by Y...

Believe it or not, the boys go on for an hour about a sissy sprinter, they talk way too much about how important an inch is, and for some reason give collegiate advice. Tommy calls Cole Hocker a pussy, tells bad religious jokes, and talks about a white woman. Andrew has two fillings replaced, feels personally attacked, and writes a backward m. This episode’s beer is Skyline Falls, The Brothers Cra...

In this episode, the boys talk about one of the most unknown historical high school boys milers of all time. Andrew doesn’t beat dogs, just his wife, rails against 50-year-olds having kids, and says there is a pot for every lid. Um, what? Tommy calls Alan Webb a piano-teethed mother fucker, doesn’t know what a silent movie is, and says USC girls are all sluts. This episode’s beer is brought to you...

Johnny delivers again! The boys unleash the first of a series dedicated to “This Fucking Guy.” Tommy gives a brief summary on how to count cards in blackjack, speaks way too much about religion, plus thinks he knows about homeschooling. Andrew goes to bible summer camp, takes the “to death do us part” too seriously, and says, “Fuck them kids.” This episode’s beer is brought to you by Johnny who ho...

In this episode, the boys talk about Jelly Roll’s 5k. A Canadian sprinter actually taunts other racers and DQs! What’s the world coming to? Tommy disrespects France AND Greece. The US is only sending two men marathoners to the Olympics. Boston continues to be a snob trot! There is zero chance the Snot Rocket lads are toning down the debauchery. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro”...

In this episode, Tommy is sorry. The Snot Rocket Podcast officially becomes a social media influencer and announces year-end awards. Andrew’s afraid of a beer, tells Tommy he’s wrong, and admits to having menstrual cramps during a half marathon. Tommy can’t speak and makes up words, complains about the pussification of America, and tries to kill Kipchoge. This episode’s beer is @flyingdogbrewery “...

We admit in this episode we are going to steal ideas you send in and maybe give you credit, and dispel the theory that we gained independence because of taxes. Andrew’s dogs make an appearance, he gets all uppity about wine and doesn’t know about vegetables. Tommy makes fun of the Irish, tells Paula Radcliffe to eat a dick, and has a problem with a grown man saying “tummy.” This episode's beer...

In this episode, we announce the winner of the Easy-E/Boston Goodrs contest! We pose the question of what’s worse, having two first names or two last names? Did Conner Mantz and Clayton Young fix the US Olympic trials? The USATF CEO, Max Siegel, is a douche. But a wealthy one! Andrew gives travel advice, gets sexed up about a mannequin, and runs out of Runner’s World articles. Tommy tells the wors...

In this episode, Andrew and Tommy chat about the Boston Marathon and change what they think is the most controversial topic…more than once. There is still a contest going on, and you should give us ideas on how to do our job. Please. Andrew tells Tommy to take a break from being an asshole, provides the show with some really good beer, and is a little slow. Tommy insists on telling French jokes, m...

The boys are on a tear of putting out episodes weekly, it won’t last, just calm the hell down. The kids start to get into the Boston Marathon by talking about the trio of Rosie Ruiz, Superman, and Hank. They also reveal they are not billionaires and slam DJs. Andrew tries to kill the lead singer of Iron Maiden, introduces Tommy to Diplo, and presents Goldfish with a gift. Tommy talks way too much...

The clowns who run this have a contest! We want to hear your best show ideas that we should cover. On the line are some Boston-style Goodr sunglasses provided to us by Easy-E. We love her! Tommy can’t help but to talk about Japanese porn, comes up with a terrible idea about safe sex, and hasn’t learned to play nice on social media. Andrew talks about a topless man, gets freaky about Paris, and dro...

“Live” recording from the VIP tent at the Shamrock Marathon. The audio is shit, so don’t complain. The boys blast a dad training his 6th-grade daughter for Boston. Tommy offers beer to a toddler in a stroller, and then they recap their pacing duties. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro . License (CC BY 4.0): https:...

Snotties are gifted a bonus episode … that’s just as long as a regular episode. Tommy thinks everyone from Pennsylvania is Amish, reveals he’s a damn 8K cheater, and gets pissed about Strava. The boys come up with a beer mile relay in Walmart! We are gods. Maybe. But no. Andrew balls up on an 11-year-old and brings up Saquon Barkley.  This episode's beer is "Hoplandia" from @newrealm...

In this episode, Andrew runs a marathon. The boys plan on getting trashed at Shamrock. “Drew” joins the show. Tommy incorrectly tries to correct Andrew. Tommy advocates violence during running, critiques the form of a robot, and says, “fuck Iowa!” Andrew tried to prove Tommy wrong and calls him a cocksucker.  This episode’s beer is “IPA” from @ardentcraftales Music for this podcast was provided by...

In this episode, your somewhat favorite duo talks a bunch of bullshit and pineapples. Andrew sets up an interview with Mo Katir about his recent ban due to missed tests. Tommy’s music selection gets him fired up and can’t read. The SRP offers the sage advice of not fucking more than one person at a time, and running is stupid.  Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nak...

The boys get into a plethora of topics. It’s like they just made shit up. Andrew makes a plea for age-graded hurdles and absolutely fucks up the Tokyo Olympic medals - but we deleted that shit. Tommy doesn’t wear his glasses and shows he’s completely insensitive … multiple times. Plus they dissect the US Olympic trials. This episode’s beer is “Drip” from @smartmouthbeer Music for this podcast was...

 In this episode, the boys meander in the housekeeping. Tommy critiques Andrew’s marathon training. Does the Boston Jacket have an expiration date? Who knew? Andrew reads a story about a cheating school administrator and has stage five turtle head before his 20 miler. Tommy tries to lift the veil of mystery behind hashing.  This episode’s beer is “King of Clouds” from @threenotchd Music for this p...