The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside.  It's official Ted is a negative Nelly.  The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.  

The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.  

The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.  

The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO. 

The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.  

The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.  

The Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals.  The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub.  We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.  

The Idiots help a listener with a jaded past control his future.  The fellas talk with Mike Lang again and he makes Thanksgiving into Christmas with only a grill.  Ted gives the greatest advice ever, be a river it can never go back.

The Idiots realize you should never take a ride from Jesse Waters, you will end up pregnant.  The fellas help listeners who've had a run in with the law.  If you went to a P Diddy party, it's the perfect time to tell everyone you didn't have any fun at all. 

The Idiots finally figure out what Bill Belichick and his girlfriend talk about on their dates.  The guys decide that Costco is the place to go to meet the person of your dreams.  No matter what Kim Kardashian says killing your parents is bad.

The Idiots help listeners make sure they never lose 50 million dollars, unless it's a really great party.  The fellas find out the folks in Texas are afraid of lots of some crazy ass shit!

The Idiots dispel the rumor all beer is good.  The fellas figure out sometimes winning the election can get you in over your head!

The Idiots and Sister Jackie help Idaho Senator Dan Foreman figure out where home is.  The guys need a hideout now that the Mexican/Bulgarian drug cartel is after them. 

The Idiots try to help gubenatorial candidate Mark Robinson look slightly less pervy, and fail miserably.  What's a state fair without a gun, shit! 

Ted finally joins the gym and it's not going to end well.  Mark and Matt nearly come to blows because of Star Wars.  It's official the Olympics is the worst thing ever.!

The Idiots, minus Mark, learn the ins and outs of great grilling with author Mike Lang.  Matt decides the sequel to 1 Beer Grilling might involve a keg.  

The Idiots debate debating and lose badly.   Mark mentions one of the greatest movies of all time.

The Idiots get a convoy going.  The fellas share their brushes with greatness and it gets sexy.

The Idiots help elected officials every keep their pants on.  The cooking segment gets a little heated.

The Idiots have a puzzling conversation with Valerie Coit and Heather Mueller from the United States of America Jigsaw Puzzle Association.  Ted is disappointed to learn a disectologist doesn't involve cutting anyone up.  

Mark and Ted have a Freaky Friday moment.  The Idiots figure out the best way to harass your boss, spolier, it's easier than you think!

The Idiots have a laugh riot with JD Vance's new joke book.  Mark shares the best places in LAX to sleep.  

The Idiots decide unemployment is the safe way to go.  Matt says something nice about Ron Desantis and a small hole opens up in the Earth.

The Idiots figure out that outer space is totally boring, but it will make your junk huge!

The Idiots talk with Marietta Reuter from the Wisconson Cow Chip Throw Festival.  It was a real shit show!  Ted manhandles a gallon of Crown.  Ted has a genius week.