The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

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Mark, Ted and Matt will do their best to astound, confuse and pummel you with their swashbuckling intellect. Each week The Idiots will help you understand a little bit less about the world around you. Follow us as The Idiots bring in unique guests and stick around for all of the new and amazing things to come. As always if you have any questions, requests, ideas or anything else, go to our email or social media. And remember, don't listen, for your own good Email: 3certifiedidiotspodcast@gmail.com Insta: the_real3_idiots_podcast Twitter: the_real3_idiots_podcast Tik Tok: the_real3_idiots_podca...

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Show 128 Ted Is Elected King Of The Carnies After He Invents Crown Royale Cotton Candy. 02.07.2024 1:50:34

The Idiots talk ice cream, movies and decapitation. Luckily, almost no one was stabbed.

Show 127 Ted's Clown School Is Now Accepting Non-Pedophiles 26.06.2024 1:44:58

The Idiots invent the perfect food with nothing but dollar store ingredients. The Kraft Mac and Cheese debate gets heated!

Show 126 Matt Puts A Safety Flange On Ted's Mic 20.06.2024 1:53:57

The Idiots have their number one fan join them and we are pretty sure he he will never listen again. We also find out Golden Showers don't bring May flowers!

Show 125 Ted Finds Out That He's Got Lying In His "DNA" 12.06.2024 1:40:32

The Idiots, Minus Mark, discuss the do and don'ts of hardcore drinking and revenge porn.

Show 124 Ted Sits On A Folding Chair of Lies! 06.06.2024 1:40:45

The Idiots talk Balogna Fest with Cheryl Wadsworth. Ted shows his knowledge of everything death.

Show 123 Ted Gets A Job As A Bathroom Marshall For American Airlines 29.05.2024 1:33:52

The Idiots get a collection of great spokeman for the show. William Shatner's new album is number one on the Idiots playlist.

Show 122 Ted Blows His Panda Gig At The Zoo For Barking At The Kids! 22.05.2024 1:28:20

The Idiots figure out you can say anything, anytime, anywhere as long as you believe! Ted finally has a tip that doesn't involve poison or hit men.

Show 121 Ted Gets A Beard Transplant, But It Looks Like Shit! 15.05.2024 1:15:45

The Idiots talk with Brad Petrinec from theGreat American Beard and Mustache Competition. Ted convinces the accounting department of a fortune 500 company to Dutch Ride their boss.

Show 120 Ted's New Cancer Free Cologne Sells Out In 15 Minutes 09.05.2024 1:19:59

The Idiots decide to write their memoirs, and figure out they are gonna need a really big box of crayons. Ted has a great business idea, that is gonna make Matt and Mark rich!

Show 119 Ted Thinks Everyone With An Accent Works at Outback Steakhouse 02.05.2024 1:42:52

The Idiots try to figure out how to exit traffic Ted. Mark sings Boz Scaggs, better than Boz Scaggs.

Show 118 Ted Brings His Special Popcorn Bucket to The Horror Film Fest 24.04.2024 1:28:28

The Idiots talk with CJ Vecchio the director of the Chicago Horror Film Fest and realize every day is a scary movie. The Idiots help Billy lie about being a famous cricket player.

Show 117 Ted Gets Groped By Squatters On An Airplane 17.04.2024 1:54:10

The Idiots have sister Jackie in the studio and everyone on the cruise ship goes overboard. Ted

Show 116 Ted Fakes His Own Birth and He Has the Certificate to Prove It! 11.04.2024 1:38:49

The Idiots try to figure out which parts are them and which parts are pig. Ted shows that he would be an excellent baseball coach.

Show 115 Ted's Having A Solar Eclipse Party In His Basement, Glasses Optional 03.04.2024 1:47:30

The Idiots do what they can to keep old people from running us all down. Ted decides that being Vice President is for assholes.

Show 114 There's No Way Ted's a Narcissist, He's Just a Plain Old Idiot! 26.03.2024 1:46:01

The Idiots talk with human behavior expert Thomas Erickson and learn that they are not special in any way.

Show 113 Ted Comes in Last at an Artificial Intelligence Hot Sauce Challenge 20.03.2024 1:43:00

The Idiots talk heat with the king of hot sauces Vic Clinco. Ted shows that Dear Abby's daughter needs to find a new job.

Show 112.1 Ted Becomes Poetry Champ and CHATGPT Accepts The Trophy 17.03.2024 1:40:15

The Idiots talk to Philip Meersman the co-founder of the World Poetry Slam. Ted tells a fun story about Joseph Stalin for the fifth time.

Show 111 Ted Breaks Up A Ladyboy Fight With Big Dick Nick! 07.03.2024 1:39:14

The Idiots discuss the intricacies of bowling alley maintenance, then are attacked by Thai sex workers.

Show 110 The Newest Girl Scout Cookie, Teddy-Tastics, Sell Out In Ten Minutes. 27.02.2024 1:36:05

The Idiots create the perfect cookie. Twice the Caffiene and all of the THC! Still 100% vegan and gluten free.

Show 109 Ted Island Is Officially Declared A Trash Vortex 20.02.2024 1:51:24

The Idiots talk to Geography expert Alastair Bonnet and learn that dogging is something you do with friends. Never forget that Solylent Green is People.

Show 108 Ted Gets Tedded! 15.02.2024 1:37:53

The Idiots try their hardest not to help listener Amanda with her "boyfriend" problems. The dictionary as we know it is about to change.

Show 107 Ted Holds His Breath To Get What He Wants, Then Realizes He Already Has It! 07.02.2024 1:42:27

The Idiots have a relaxed conversation with Carol Cowan about breathing, then we talked about teenagers and it all went to hell.

106 Ted Goes Back to School and Finds Out He's A Cancer! 01.02.2024 1:42:06

The Idiots help underage kids get fake ID's and figure out how to catch your wife trying to murder you with plants from your own garden. They do their best to help!

Show 105 Ted Sells Used Freezers, All Sales Are Final! 25.01.2024 1:34:54

The Idiots talk a little politics and figure out that everyone hates everyone. Pick a really small hill to die on.

Show 104 Ted Learns That Free Ballin' and Freediving Aren't Free! 17.01.2024 1:37:08

The Idiots talk to Dan Parsons from Freediving Central in sydney Australia. And the fellas learn not to listen to their friends with sharp objects.