The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots had a great talk with tequila expert Craig Gee.  Ted learned Blanko and Blanco are not the same.  Ted crushes AI on his tip.  Scott figures out a great wedding takes a great checkbook

The Idiots set up the ultimate battle Ted versus drunk AI.  Scott is totally against the killing of baby ducks, unless they deserve it.  The guys find out you can accidently stab yourself to death. 

The Idiots turn being an asswipe into somethinig negative.  Ted tips a listener to throw their cousin under the bus.  Scott shares that buying a car is harder than keeping your wife.  

The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.    

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy. 

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.  

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.  

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.

The Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.  

The Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat. 

The Idiots talk with Hall of Fame Yo-Yo er Steve Brown.  The guys learn that food is a great motivator to learn how to yo-yo.  Ted takes the easy way out on his tip and and it turns into a BrokeBack Beach moment.  

The Idiots talk with Jock Helblade about how he helped turn a town into an interactive Monopoly game. Scott tells everyone that a hard life is way better than a silver spoon.  Ted tips another listener on the value of lying.  

The Idiots talk with Zul Arifin about everything Godzilla and realize we all want to destroy a city. Ted tells a talentless buffoon to accept his fate.  Scott helps people start small to win big. 

The Idiots talk with Isaac Eliason from Eliason Whip Company and realize Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull shouldn't inspire anyone. Ted once again gets the right answer by accident. The Scott Standard becomes the gold standard. 

The Idiots talk with Angel Tracy from Miss Laura's Brothel Museum and it's all about ladies.  Ted teams up with Jackie to save a woman from having to tell the truth.  Plus there's one universal truth, if you posion your partner, never write a book about.  It's a dead giveaway.

The Idiots talk chicken wings with Dave Bril and realize there's no bad idea for wings.  Ted covers his bases with his tip and still strikes out.  Scott gives us the key to happiness and it's not driving around with Ted.  

The Idiots make sure everyone knows that Shit Alley sounds like a fun place, but you never get out clean.  Ted tells a listener not commit blackmail, unless he does his due dilegence.  Never forget AI isn't your friend, more like a shitty neighbor. 

The Idiots talk with film critic Scott Phillips and learn that not all movies can win, but Marty Supreme is definitely going to lose.  Ted gives a listener a new catch phrase and it's pretty inexpensive.  Jackie sits in to give the show a little class.  

The Idiots help every remember basketball is now bad.  Matt has no idea how colors work and Scott can turn chaos into order.  Ted helps a listener be completely disingenuous. 

The Idiots try to be more productive and get wiped out.  Ted tips an English fella to be a better man, Matt and Scott try to get him to go to the dark side.  Lesson one don't shit where you eat, at least in the same microwave.

The Idiots bring on a new Idiot and Scott makes sure everyone knows he's against giving away babies.  Ted sees through an obvious flex and Matt finds the perfect wedding gift for an ex-boyfriend.

The Idiots offically bid Mark goodbye and wish him well with his new podcast.  The fellas have a great talk with Anne and Mike Howard about slow travel and the joys of meeting new people and trying new things.  Ted actually helps the tipper and teaches us to sleep through the storm.  

The Idiots talk with Chris Miller from Jerky Dynasty.  The guys learn that feeding alligators kangaroos and ostrich would make for the best jerky of all time. Ted tips a guy to suck it up and have a bad time.  Everyone knows that cats are the worst.  

The guys talk sports and politics and it goes exactly how you think it would.  Ted tips a woman and there's nothing but bad news.  Mark's movie mention sets Ted off, not in a good way.  

The Idiots talk tattoos and football and both are a bad idea.  Ted has trouble understanding English and his tip ends up costing a young boy his puppy.  Mark mentions the perfect movie for any senior citizen.