The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots celebrate the end of the year with a slew of predictions that everyone hopes never come true, except the cat murder thing.  Ted's tip is so brutally bad that Matt and Mark have to step in and demand that Ted stop tipping.  

The Idiots talked with John Chew from the North American Scarbble Players Association and he spelled out the winning strategy.  Ted doesn't recognize when our tipper gets fired.  Ted shares that he's never gotten a Christmas present.  

The Idiots help all the drunks navigate their holiday parties.  Ted goes more scorched Earth than scorched Earth.  Mark mentions yet another Matthew McConaughey movie.  

The Idiots play mystery guest and Matt finally wins.  Ted decides not to tip the listerner and he gets called out.  Marks movie mention heads out on the road. 

The Idiots share the best vacation stop in the world to get laid.  The guys implore the world to forget all about green bean cassarole. Ted has another genius tip and it hurts to admit that.  Marks movie mention wins the gold medal.  

The Idiots learn more about broccoli than anyone else in the world, and it's a terrible knowledge.  The guys try to convince Timothee Chalamet not to reproduce with any Khardashian descendents.  Ted gives a great tip than ruins it by adding a safeword.  Mark mentions a two and half hor movie that definitely doesn't have Viggio Mortensen in it.   

Ted throws away a chance for the Idiots to play a private country club when he tells a listener to invite homeless to camp out in front of their home.  Mark mentions a great movie and Ted makes it bad by sharing his terrible movie idea.  The guys relive Jenna Jameson's life and there's a lot of lube.

The Idiots try not to judge Charlie Sheen because he won't do butt stuff. Ted makes sure everyone knows that bribery is better than blackmail.  Mark goes in the way back machine to mention a classic movie.  

The Idiots strip down to the bare essentials and talk nudism with Matt Dell.  Ted can't follow even the simplest directions when tipping the listener.  The guys have another champion on the show, it's totally chill-ee

The Real 3 Idiots talk with 3 chili champions and they didn't even know it.  The guys realize that making championship chili is a lot harder than you think, especially when family's involved.  

The short version has the Idiots talking to a father and son team trying to find the right combination to bring home a championship. 

The Idiots talk with a husband and wife that not only love chili, but they love each other enough to compete against each other and live to talk about it.  Steve and Jackie sit in again and are blown away by the food ad the spectacle.  The guys also talk with a first time particpant with a lot of pressure on him.  

The Idiots head to Indianapolis for the World Food Championships Chili Cook-off.  Part 1 of 4.  The beginning of the middle.  

The Idiots have a terrifying talk with special make-up effect artist Tom Devlin.  Ted helps a kid pick which branch of the military he should join and it's not the Salvation Army.  Matt proves he's a scardy cat at heart.  

The Idiots go over the entire pee spectrum and Ted realizes he's not on it.  Ted uses the emergency room as an emergency plan to escape doggie fashion shows.  Mark's movie mention puts the fear of DeNiro in everyone.

The Idiots talked with Mike Lang to set up the perfect tailgate.  Ted helps a mom and dad keep a predator out of the house.  The guys try to help the fans in Japan through their beer crisis. 

The Idiots spend the show helping listeners get healthy and fly straight.  Ted's tip is literally a tip.  He suggests dick milk is the best way to have cereal.  Mark's tip is SUPER!

The Idiots talk with Tianyi Zhang about senses and how they get us to buy McDonalds fries and start going to Starbucks again.  Mark tells everyone that all you need is flashing lights and a cherry pie to make him happy.  Ted tips a listener to not have sex and Matt ad Mark call bullshit.

The guys decide going to a baseball game will ruin your life.  The guys open up a cold case and find out out the Crackers Barrell did it.  Ted decides the last resort to help a listener is to posion a lake full of fish.   

The Idiots decide that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can't do anything new and really should think about moving to the moon.  Ted helps a listener realize that cats are the worst pets ever.  Mark makes an offer we can't refuse.  The guys realize Warren Buffet is not a role model.  

The Idiots argue baldness and realize there are no winners, only losers.  If you go to a WNBA game make sure you can throw.  Ted tries to covince a woman to be a better person and Mark and Matt take the low road.   

The Idiots talk with Gary Wasdin from the Leather Archives and Museum.  The fellas learn that sometimes bad is good.  Ted talks a woman into wearing a meat dress to teach her boyfriend a lesson.  

The Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.   

The Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.  

The Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the pitfalls of trying to expense their trip to the strip club.