The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.  

The Idiots talk with John Kozik from the Salem Witchboard Museum in Salem Mass. Ted tells a couple to vacation anywhere she picks so the sex doesn't dry up.  The Russian goverment has a new reality show.  Can you catch a bullet?

The Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.  

The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.  

The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time. 

The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.  

The Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.  

The Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.  

The Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line leads to the bathroom. 

The Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.

The Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.  

The Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions. 

The Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy. 

The Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube. 

The Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it s too hard to get off. 

The Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!

The Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.  

The Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams.  Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo.  Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.   

The Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge.  Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit.  Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker.  The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.

The Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman.  Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned.  The guys remind everyone to be nice, even to gingers.

The Idiots have a great talk with film critic Scott Phillips.  Ted realizes he's secretly in love with Angela Basset.  The guys are hoping Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert have twins.  One to rule the world, the other to destroy it.  

The Idiots have decided that they wanna be NASCAR drivers.  Ted leaves specific directions that if Tiger Woods assissinates him all golf courses should be burned down.  Mark does a great Movie Mention today.  

The Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet.  Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records.  The guys have decided not to travel to Mississippi just in case they get the urge to wax the dolphin.  Whatever you do, don't groom your dog.  The book your dog writes will make you look...

The Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling.  If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything.  Only fans isn't just for porn.  It's mostly for porn.

The Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies.  Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away.  The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon.  Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays.