The Real 3 Idiots Podcast

The Idiots figure out killing animals is way worse than killing people, sometimes. Be careful, Other exists, it's ust that no one knows where.  No joke has ever started, a German guy walks into a bar. We are changing Ted's Tips to how to lie and decieve people.

The Idiots help Jessica Lange deal with hardships that no one should have to deal with.  The guys let everyone know that no one should ever go to Mississippi unless it's to get euthenasia.  The guys solve the great pumpkin problem.  

The Idiots let Ted tell a joke and it gets hairy.  Scott jumps ot of plane and that's less scary than Ted's family life.  Ted's tips a listener to hire a professional heckler. 

The Idiots help a listener make herself completely undesirable.  The guys let the world know that Jolly Ranchers are an unacceptable halloween candy.  Jackie sits in to stop Ted from being a backward hat guy.   

The Idiots try to reign Ted in and it fails miserably.  Scott comes back and makes sure everyone knows Las Vegas only looks fun.  Ted tells everyone that strippers and trainers are only pretending to like you. 

The Idiots try to help Justin Herbert because he might be writing checks his body doesn't want to cash.  Ted tips a woman who has a really weird eating disorder.  The guys figure out that lying has a ceiling and it's really low. 

The Idiots realize celebrities and gods are too hard to tell apart.  Tell once again tries to talk a listener out of getting married.  Pete sits in and knows more about whats going on than Ted.  The guys learn the anti-christ might be sitting right next to them.

The Idiots team up to keep a wedding kid free and fun.  Sister Jackie sits in and make sure she adds a little Angelina Jolie news.  The guys let everyone know that the marshmallows are the most important part of an unhealthy breakfast.    

The Idiots realize drug smuggling is bad, almost all the time.  A 1 star review means your girlfriend was a bitch.  Scott tries to convince the guys that the peanut butter and jelly is the king of the sandwiches.

The Idiots find out when you say Idiot you mean The Real 3 Idiots, whether you like it or not.  It's official Ted is a goddam genius.  Never forget PETA ruins everything fun. 

The Idiots have a blast from the past guest and try not to rehash Ted's failures.  Ted once again tip lying over the truth.  AIrline flight is great if you aren't luggage.  Brad Pitt is a jagoff, according to Ted.

The Idiots think like criminals and get busted right away. Scott gets ready for a tri-athalon but Ted runs his mouth.  Teds Tips involve more lies and less family time.

The Idiots help a listener nor ruin their kids life with a shitty name.  The guys try to find the best way to steal cannonballs.  The guys try to decide if they are alcoholics or just culturally relevant. 

The Idiots had a great talk with CJ WIllock from The Dive Bar Road Trip.  Ted learned that listening is an art and he has no brush.  The guys found out that all twins are not created equal.  Best way to save time, stop voting.  

The Idiots decide that climbing Mt Everest is safer than visiting Canton Massachusettes.  Ted tells a listener that cocaine is bad.  Scott shares that he's training for a triathalon, Ted thinks that's better than a biathalon.   

The Idiots had a great talk with tequila expert Craig Gee.  Ted learned Blanko and Blanco are not the same.  Ted crushes AI on his tip.  Scott figures out a great wedding takes a great checkbook

The Idiots set up the ultimate battle Ted versus drunk AI.  Scott is totally against the killing of baby ducks, unless they deserve it.  The guys find out you can accidently stab yourself to death. 

The Idiots turn being an asswipe into somethinig negative.  Ted tips a listener to throw their cousin under the bus.  Scott shares that buying a car is harder than keeping your wife.  

The Idiots have a blast talking with movie critic Scott Phillips about the best summer movies.  Ted tips a college graduate to be as boring as possible.  Scott shares his fear of buying cars.    

The Idiots find red flags everywhere, but they look ok to them.  Ted decides that a lack of athletic prowess may lead to a bad night in the sack.  Matt's sister might be voting for the other guy. 

The Idiots recommend hanging out at public restrooms for a good time.  Ted tips a listener to be mildly incompetent and morally bankrupt. Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.  

The Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the stupid crap Ted says.  

The Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.

The Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.  

The Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat.