THE Last Action Critics!

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Marco to the pod. And then they get reeeaaallll high.... and they talk.... there's talking.... they.... um.... they smoke and then, like, talk... about the movie. They talk about things... like... it... and..... PINEAPPLE EXPRESS  (2008) R (111 minutes) Directed by: David Gordon Green. Starring: Seth Rogan, Danny McBride, James Franco, Rosie Perez, Gary Cole,...

On this weeks episode Will, Ian and Nora must deal with a situation! Someone is trying to kill them, picking them off, 1 by 1. Until Nora busts out her survival skills and Home Alones these fools. That's right, to them she says- YOU'RE NEXT  (2011) R 95min Directed by: Adam Wingard . Starring: Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg, AJ Bowen, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, Margaret Laney, Amy Seimitz, Ti West,...

On this week's episode New neighbors move in next to Will, Ian & Nora. They're weird, creepy, unseen! An investigation will be launched, inspections, searches, spying etc. Bones will be found! Mysteries unearthed, questions raised, where is Walter!? All things that must be dealt with in- THE BURBS  (1989) PG 102 minutes Directed by: Joe Dante. Starring: Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, Bruce Dern, Ri...

This Week Will is BACK in America. Ian & Nora welcome him back, politely but firmly by saying welcome back, but also get out of town, now. There's a Diner 30 miles down the road. But if you don't leave right now we shall definitely be drawing- FIRST BLOOD  (1982) R 93minutes ( currently available on Paramount+ ) Directed by: Ted Kotcheff. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Cr...

This week Nora is Back! But Will is still in Ireland?, so that means you get an Ian-Nora Mess around. So... anxiety, rambling, confusion and awesome! They get grimy and dirty to save the fatherland, playing games of cat and mouse with an enemy sniper who wants nothing more than to pop a shot in their dirty asses! That's right, there's an - ENEMY AT THE GATES (2001) R. 131 minutes Directed by: Jean...

On this week's episode Will and Nora are OUT OF TOWN! So that means IAN TAKES OVER! He brings in his co-host, Patrick , from the Podcast Ian Wants To Learn and they talk a movie that isn't really action, it's more comedy, and it's animated. Why, because Ian is in Charge! And when Ian is in Charge, things get weird. So this week they talk- BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA  (1996) Pg-...

On This week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora do a tight Michael Mann 170. They take a fair amount of time, but don't worry, they finish all plot points, develop characters, work their way from A to Z while making sure to fully explore and develop all characters and their relationships. All the women are well written, all characters have their place and make sense, and are never just pieces...

On This week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must figure out the best way to get to the pub, or as we Americans call it, the bar, so that they can survive the Zombie Apocalypse! How will they do it, can they? Will they drink? Will they follow in the footsteps of- SHAUN OF THE DEAD  (2004) 99 minutes. Rated R Directed by: Edgar Wright. Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis,...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must assassinate a gang of thieves. But in the process a young singer is left blind from their efforts. So they decide to save her... there's a thing with their boss, and her boyfriend and the head of all the french mafia people... theres slow-mo and slow action and ... it's just - THE KILLER (2024) Rated R. 126minutes Directed by: John Woo . Starring: Nathal...

This week Will, Ian & Nora decide to escape their lives, they're gonna pull one last salvage heist. But, the crew, maybe they won't make it. Maybe they'll all get eaten, or chest bursted or shot or whatever happens. It's gonna be scary! Because...- ALIEN: ROMULUS (R 119minutes) Directed by: Fede Alvarez. Starring: Cailee Spaeny , David Jonsson, Archie Renaux, Isabela Merced, Sp...

This week NORA IS BACK, re-joining Will & Ian to take on a corrupt mine owner. They were going to go through the badlands, but Nora nixed that in favor of something better, what with it being a  No ra-v ersary ! From Polite Society  and Rise of the TMNT and Enemy of the State  she's been rocking with us now for quite awhile! So now it's time to give- THE RUNDOWN (2003) pg-13 104min (av...

This week, tragically, Will and Ian are without Nora. So, to make up for it the watch a 22yr old movie, and reflect on the the east coast and it's things.... But then AMNESIA! Who are they? Who were they!? Who!? But also, how do they know to critique a movie in a wildly meaningful way? How do they know how to be hilarious? How do they know that person over there, with headphones in ISN'T l...

On this week's Episode, Will, Ian & Nora Team up for the most anticipated team up ever. And it's lewd, crude and plotless Dude! Sex jokes are made, Regular jokes are made, it ends and you appreciate that it was bter than it deserved to be, but was still- DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (R) Directed by: Shawn Levy. Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman. Emma Corrin, Matthew MacFadyen, Dafne Keen, Jon Favreau,...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora experience TWINS! THEY GOT TWIIIIINS! Twin tornadoes, natures destructive breath. This one has 2 at once some times, this one has- TWISTERS   Directed by: Lee Isaac Chung. Starring: Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell , Anthony Ramos, Brandon Perea, Maura Tierney, Harry Hadden-Paton, Sasha Lane, Daryl McCormack, Kiernan Shipka, Nick Dodani, David Corenswe...

On This Weeks Episode Will, Ian & Nora must save the world, complete the element stones and the last piece, the most important piece of life- THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) (PG-13. 126min) Directed by: Luc Beson. Starring: Bruce Willis , Milla Jovavich, Gary Oldman , Chris Tucker, Ian Holm, Luke Perry, Tom Lister Jr., Lee Evans, Charlie Creed-Miles, Maiwenn and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Lub...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome back Stefan   Kempski  to talk patriotism, revolution, racial inequality and being Mel-y. They slow-mo through this epic movie, that is no What Women Want, but still good enough to appeal to all those who consider themselves- THE PATRIOT (2000) (R 165 minutes) Directed by: Roland Emmerich . Starring: Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Jason Isaacs, Joely Richardson, R...

Netflix movie... Will Ian and Nora get mixed up with a legacy sequel on Netflix. Oiy, here we go- BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F Directed by: Mark Molloy. Starring: Eddie Murphy, Taylour Paige, Judge Reinhold, Bronson Pinchot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, Judge... ..NOW! 01:30- First Thoughts 07:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'?- (Nora-The Acolyte, The Bear, Love Island: All-stars, Wick...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must escape capture while hunting down a One Armed Man! They'll have to pop in some CHICAGO hospitals and avoid the CHICAGO PD. While on the run they'll save some folks, jump out of a dam drain pipe and escape a bus/train crash. it's pretty wild, and they're known as- THE FUGITIVE (1993) PG-13 . 130 minutes Directed by: Andrew Davis. Starring: Harriso...

Will, Ian and Nora journey to the basement of the ocean. They find release, happiness, joy. They figure shit out and know it's not yet their time. They aren't panic-y bitches like Mike Lowrey. But he's a good dude, he's for real, he's the best damn partner ever had, he's BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE  (R. 115 minutes ) Directed by: Adil & Bilall. Starring: Martin Lawrence, Will...

This Week Will, Ian & Nora will travel the wasteland in search of guzzaline, food, water and the green place. They'll battle through motorcycle hordes and dangerous towns. They'll exist of violence and determination. Raw Female Rage if you will, for- FURIOSA: A Mad Max Saga (R 148 minutes) Directed by: George Miller. Starring: Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Burke, Alyla Browne, George Shevs...

We're FINALLY Doing it! For the last of our birthday Block of movies, Will's Birthday (TODAY, if you are listening when this is released). Will, Ian and Nora acquire a magic ticket, they use it and get sucked in to.... a podcast. They didn't use it at the right time and just end up locked in a podcast. No one understands how it works, but now they are stuck in podworld, only Jack Slate...

Pop Quiz Hotshots, Ian, Will and Nora are trapped on a Bus! They can't go below 50 words a minutes... so not that fast really, but there's word traffic, everyone talking over each other. Gotta get the bomb off the bus or else they'll never get a word in!...... This doesn't really make sense, but who cares because it's- SPEED (1994) Directed by: Jane De Bont. Starring: Keanu Ree...

IT'S NORA'S BIRTHDAY MOVIE EPISODE!!!! Which means, this week, Nora, Will & Ian will travel BACK in time to prevent the apocalypse! One is a T-100, another a T-1000 and one is just a Terminatrix.... which is offensive. It's not a number, it doesn't count. It's basically a T-1000. And No, the Terminatrix isn't Nora, OK. Creeps. Obviously it's- TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991) Directed by: James Ca...

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora get wild, thrown out windows, shot, sliced, burnt and flipped... but safely. Cause they're stunt people, they do stunts. Also they fall in love with a Director who's just adorable and really smart. They are- THE FALL GUY Directed by: David Leitch . Starring: Emily Blunt, Ryan Reynolds, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Hannah Waddingham, Winston Duke, Te...

On this week's Episode Will. Ian and Nora open a tomb, an ancient tomb. A curs-ed tomb, the tomb of the year 1999! And from that tomb they pull- THE MUMMY (1999) Directed by: Stephen Sommers. Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, John Hannah, Keven J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Erick Avari, Patricia Velasquez, Oded Fehr and Many Other Talented People! 01:30- First Thoughts 05:30- Wh...