THE Last Action Critics!

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome back Stefan   Kempski  to talk patriotism, revolution, racial inequality and being Mel-y. They slow-mo through this epic movie, that is no What Women Want, but still good enough to appeal to all those who consider themselves- THE PATRIOT (2000) (R 165 minutes) Directed by: Roland Emmerich . Starring: Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Jason Isaacs, Joely Richardson, R...

Netflix movie... Will Ian and Nora get mixed up with a legacy sequel on Netflix. Oiy, here we go- BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F Directed by: Mark Molloy. Starring: Eddie Murphy, Taylour Paige, Judge Reinhold, Bronson Pinchot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, John Ashton, Paul Reiser, Judge... ..NOW! 01:30- First Thoughts 07:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'?- (Nora-The Acolyte, The Bear, Love Island: All-stars, Wick...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must escape capture while hunting down a One Armed Man! They'll have to pop in some CHICAGO hospitals and avoid the CHICAGO PD. While on the run they'll save some folks, jump out of a dam drain pipe and escape a bus/train crash. it's pretty wild, and they're known as- THE FUGITIVE (1993) PG-13 . 130 minutes Directed by: Andrew Davis. Starring: Harriso...

Will, Ian and Nora journey to the basement of the ocean. They find release, happiness, joy. They figure shit out and know it's not yet their time. They aren't panic-y bitches like Mike Lowrey. But he's a good dude, he's for real, he's the best damn partner ever had, he's BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE  (R. 115 minutes ) Directed by: Adil & Bilall. Starring: Martin Lawrence, Will...

This Week Will, Ian & Nora will travel the wasteland in search of guzzaline, food, water and the green place. They'll battle through motorcycle hordes and dangerous towns. They'll exist of violence and determination. Raw Female Rage if you will, for- FURIOSA: A Mad Max Saga (R 148 minutes) Directed by: George Miller. Starring: Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Burke, Alyla Browne, George Shevs...

We're FINALLY Doing it! For the last of our birthday Block of movies, Will's Birthday (TODAY, if you are listening when this is released). Will, Ian and Nora acquire a magic ticket, they use it and get sucked in to.... a podcast. They didn't use it at the right time and just end up locked in a podcast. No one understands how it works, but now they are stuck in podworld, only Jack Slate...

Pop Quiz Hotshots, Ian, Will and Nora are trapped on a Bus! They can't go below 50 words a minutes... so not that fast really, but there's word traffic, everyone talking over each other. Gotta get the bomb off the bus or else they'll never get a word in!...... This doesn't really make sense, but who cares because it's- SPEED (1994) Directed by: Jane De Bont. Starring: Keanu Ree...

IT'S NORA'S BIRTHDAY MOVIE EPISODE!!!! Which means, this week, Nora, Will & Ian will travel BACK in time to prevent the apocalypse! One is a T-100, another a T-1000 and one is just a Terminatrix.... which is offensive. It's not a number, it doesn't count. It's basically a T-1000. And No, the Terminatrix isn't Nora, OK. Creeps. Obviously it's- TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991) Directed by: James Ca...

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora get wild, thrown out windows, shot, sliced, burnt and flipped... but safely. Cause they're stunt people, they do stunts. Also they fall in love with a Director who's just adorable and really smart. They are- THE FALL GUY Directed by: David Leitch . Starring: Emily Blunt, Ryan Reynolds, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Hannah Waddingham, Winston Duke, Te...

On this week's Episode Will. Ian and Nora open a tomb, an ancient tomb. A curs-ed tomb, the tomb of the year 1999! And from that tomb they pull- THE MUMMY (1999) Directed by: Stephen Sommers. Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, John Hannah, Keven J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Erick Avari, Patricia Velasquez, Oded Fehr and Many Other Talented People! 01:30- First Thoughts 05:30- Wh...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and- Where's Nora! They took her, now they must dedicate their life to revenge, to destroying those who stole Nora from them! Years of training is all they remember, and a desire for vengence. Kill Kill Kill!!! Murder fist-gun shoot, kicks, flips- Oh wait, she was just sick.... soooo- BOY KILLS WORLD Directed by: Moritz Mohr. Starring: Bill Skarsgard , Jess...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must choose. Join the peoples fight, the government or just sit quietly in your home hoping everything comes to a very pleasant end, very quickly. (Ian likes this) But no matter the choice, they can't avoid- CIVIL WAR Directed by: Alex Garland, Starring Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura, Cailee Spaeny, Jefferson White, Nelson Lee, Nick Offerman, Jessie...

This week, Will, Ian & Nora roll into town, Chinatown, on the Porkchop Express. They're there to get paid, gamble and drink! But NOPE, Sex trafficking and mysticism lead to- BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA  (1986) Directed by: John Carpenter. Starring: Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun, James Hong, Kim Cattrall, Victor Wong, Kate Burton, Donald Li, Carter Wong, Peter Kwong, James Pax, Suzee Pai, Al Leo...

This week Will, Ian & Nora avoid a stray Ax. They find the truth in themselves and go kick as much ass as possible, they hunt down villainous religio-political figures while throwing boxing fights in a badass Monkey Mask, they are- MONKEY MAN Directed by Dev Patel. Starring: Dev Patel, Sharlto Copley, Pitobash, Vipin Sharma, Sikandar Kher, Adithi Kalkunte, Sobhita Dhulipala, Ashwini Kalsekar a...

On This week's episode Will, Ian & Nora venture to Hollow earth, where there are no rules, or if their are they certainly aren't consistent. Then they go even further down to the subterranean, undiscovered world beneath Hollow Earth.... There are monsters, a lot of them... But no Kurt Russell, so that was a bummer in- GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE Directed by: Adam Wingard. Starring:...

On This weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora venture to The Road House to grab a beer and see Dalton. No, not the Double Deuce , wrong bar. and No, not That Dalton , the New Dalton... Yes, already covered THAT Road House, back in Season 2, Yes, this is a remake, a new one. Yes, for no necessary reason at all they remade- ROAD HOUSE (2024) R Directed by: Doug Liman. Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor McG...

On this week's show Will, Ian, Nora and special guest Stefan head to the O.K. Corral to drink some Old Overholt and fight some Cowboys. They drink some more Old Overholt and go west... Old Overhlt is had and talk movie western drink more Old overholt for thowe movie talk about things wtrhat are old ovgrwholt yum- TOMBSTONE (1993) Directed by: George P. Cosmatos . Starring: Kurt Russell , Val K...

On this week's show Will, Ian and Nora finally catch the uncatchable criminal! But then, it turns out, there's a bomb, with a code. And only 1 person can get the code...The Untouchable Criminal!!!! So they must swap faces with the criminal, but since there's 3 of them and a criminal they all just kind of swap faces around. Nora gets Ian's. Will gets Untouchable Criminal's. Ian...

This week Will, Ian & Nora are joined by Stefan to bring about the Kwisatz Haderach! Cause we couldn't bring it about the First time ! With the small but mighty Muad'dib and the great Shai Hulud they'll take down the Corrino Empire, the Harkonnens the Whole Damn Thing with the help of the Fremen they shall free- DUNE part 2 Directed by: Denis Villenueve. Starring: Timothée Chalamet...

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora find a starrgate. A gateway to another world, through the starrs! And they learn how to operate this starrgate, and the gear up a cross the cosmos, through the starrs to get to another world, where they can see different starrs. STARRS! STARGATE (1994) Directed by: Roland Emmerich . Starring: Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson, Viveca Lindfors...

This week Will, Ian & Nora are busted down from Lieutenants just because they ripped some guys arm off. Now they're on a mission to clean up the streets of Detroit, and they won't let Coach get in the way! They an ass-bustin team, ready to throw your burning corpse from the top floor. Don't fuck with em, they're- ACTION JACKSON (1988) ( R ) Directed by: Craig R. Baxley. Starrin...

This week Will, Ian & Nora get lost in the great unknown. Chased by something, pursued... Hunted! They must stick together, if the can to get- OUT OF DARKNESS Directed by: Andrew Cumming. Starring: Chuku Modu, Safia Oakley-Green, Kit Young, Iola Evans, Luna Mwezi, Arno Luning, Rosebud Melarkey and Tyrell Mhlanga. 00:00:30- Spoilers Ahead!! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:08:30- Whatcha Been Watchi...

On this week's Episode Will and Ian track down Nora, a podcaster, who wrote a book that could only have bee told by a real person involved in those real situations, well guess what, she was a SPY but had amnesia and now writes books, think The Lost City (or Romancing the Stone)meets Long Kiss Goodnight, But really she was a podcast for 19 long episodes, until the amnesia went away and she real...

This week Will, Ian and Nora enter the badlands. They save some youths and defeat a mad scientist. The Chemistry is great they earn the title: BADLAND HUNTERS Directed by: Heo Myeong Haeng. Starring: Ma Dong-Seok , No Jeong-ee, Ahn Ji-hye. Lee Joon-young, Kim Young-sun and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Meet Greg 00:02:00- Ideas 00:03:00- Natty Bohs 00:05:00- First Thoughts 00:11:30- Whatch...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora meet SPECIAL GUEST Joe Ramienski at the KUMITE And engage in Full contact criticizing, talk about being a 3-time Collegiate Cheerleading National Champion, being a pro-wrestler, being an elementary school teacher and Selling Ian your soul. Also they talk about- BLOODSPORT (1988) Directed by: Newt Arnold. Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb,...