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On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora accidentally kill a mobster while on parole then flee to Thailand to settle down and fish. And also look at a movie considered to be this years answer to The Raid ... But then, all the sudden- MAYHEM! Directed by: Xavier Gens. Starring: Nassim Lyes, Loryn Nounay, livier Gourmet, Chanaticha Chaipa, Vithaya Pansringarm, Sahajak Boonthanakit and Many Ot...

WE'RE BACK! SEASON 4! We begin again with a Nicolas Cage movie, as we do! And we're dreamin' our way through it. Will, Ian and Nora are all popping up in each others dreams and soon to be in YOUR dreams. In your dreams. dream of us. dream of us. We're in you dreams and your Nightmares, but we're there, in your- DREAM SCENARIO Directed by: Kristoffer Borgli. Starring: Nicolas Ca...

This week, the SEASON FINALE of Season 3 Will and Nora are Joined by our DC Guy, NIKOLAI for the Death of the DCU. Ian isn't here.... He had to work. He couldn't make it to the finale and it breaks his heart. But in his absence these three knuckleheads venture into the deep, to the deserts of the Oceans... or whatever, to Piss Bend all over- AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM Directed by James Wan. Star...

IT'S CHRISTMAS...... IT WAS CHRISTMAS! So that means Aaron Sudbury is BACK for another Christmas edition of the show. This year Will, Ian, Nora and Aaron lose their voices in drive by shooting and then..... SILENT NIGHT Directed by: John Woo . Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Kid Cudi, Harold Torres, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Yoko Hamamura, Valaria Santaella and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Welco...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome SAILOR LAROCQUE to the show, and together they freeze themselves in some freeze goop so that they can return in... like 10 to 15 years (from now) to fight an unstoppable criminal... unstoppable in the future, right now We can stop him, so we have to freeze ourselves... well, actually we were sentenced to be frozen, it's a whole thing, we're still good...

On This week's Episode brought to you by booksbybennett.com (check out the New Serrulata Saga Story: Because You Asked Available this month! Will, Ian & Nora kill a pimp, Accidentally, and we want to be VERY clear about that, Accidentally steal his suitcase full of coke that he stole from the Mob, drive to LA, get involved in a wile Gunfight and then die.... Wait, no, change the ending, li...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora take on the Big Corporations destroying Earth in favor of Mars! They talk commercial Jingles and the sound a Tomato should make when you bite into it... Really all the big things. Oh and they talk- SPACE SWEEPERS (2021) Directed by: Sung-hee Jo. Starring: Song Joong-ki, Kim Tae-Ri, Jin Seon-kyu, Yoo Hae-jin, Richard Armitage, Mu Yeol-kim, Ye-rin Park...

This week Will, Ian & Nora will learn to work as a team and SAVE THE UNIVERSE All while talking about- THE MARVELS Directed by: Nia DaCosta. Starring: Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, Iman Vellani, Samuel L. Jackson, Zawe Ashton, Gary Lewis, Park Seo-Joon, Zenobia Shroff, Mohan Kapur, Saagar Shaikh And Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Intros! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Whatcha Been Watchi...

On this weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora take their time... they wait.... They Stick to their plan. They Anticipate, they don't improvise. They Trust no one. They never yield an advantage. They fight only the battle they're paid to fight....... They sit around not doing much, listening to The Smiths talking about- THE KILLER Directed by: David Fincher. Starring: Michael Fassbender, Tilda S...

This week Will, Ian, Nora and the tiny assassin, baby Anton, Do what needs to be done to stop a Drug Kingpin. They'll climb 30 stories.... or like 16, but they'll be fighting their way up. Tooth and Nail! Machete and lightbulb! They'll get to the top for- THE RAID: REDEMPTION (2011) Directed by: Gareth Evans. Starring: Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim, Ray Sahetapy, Yayan Ruhian, Pierre Gruno, Tegar Satrya,...

WE HAVE TO FIND JENNY! This week Will, Ian & Nora will tear down the world Looking for our daughterwife Jenny! Nothing will stand in their way! Not Green Berets, not the Country of Val Verde and certainly not any Mall Cops! Doesn't matter How many car accidents they get it, they won't be deterred! Also, they switch of the order of the 5 sections! Why? Because they are all a COMMANDO (1...

On this week's HALLOWEEN HORROR Episode, Will & Ian find a Thing. Some sort of Thing! So they discuss, today, on Halloween, a day for horror, and scares, and eeks and AAHs, and also- THE THING (1982) Directed by: John Carpenter. Starring: Kurt Russell, Keith David, Wilford Brimley, Richard Masur, T.K. Carter, David Clennon, Richard Dysart, Charles Hallahan, Peter Maloney, Donald Moffat, Jo...

On this week's episode Will and Ian must run down a gun snuggling operation and ALSO protect poisoned babies... Ok not that, no poisoned babies, but there Are babies, both in the movie and on the show! They'll talk John Woo's Seminal Action Masterpiece- HARD BOILED (1992) Directed by: John Woo. Starring: Chow Yun-fat, Tony Leung Chiu-wai, Teresa Mo, Philip Chan, Hoi-San Kwan, Wei Tung,...

On this week's Episode Will & Ian are gunned down and left for dead. Laid out in a coma for 7 years! When they wake, They are- HARD TO KILL (1990) Directed by: Bruce Malmuth. Starring: Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, William Sadler, Frederick Coffin, Bonnie Burroughs, Andrew Bloch and Many Other Talented People! 00:02:00- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Will- First Blood, Rambo: Fir...

This week Will, Ian and NORA talk an AI future, Chicago accents, strings that maybe need tugging Regarding the destruction of LA and the start of the the future war. They Talk Ahsoka... Oh wait, that's only available on PATREON . Then they sort of drop important bits and pieces, they deal with a child who doesn't talk much and ultimately make a sacrifice that they don't really earn......

IAN'S BACK THIS WEEK! He's back! For how long, who knows, but he's here for this piece of trash. Will is SO happy. Ian is SO happy All of you.... will just have to deal with it. And because Will loves punishment, and Stallone in Cobra wasn't enough, for you, they suffered through- THE EXPEND4BLES Directed by: Scott Waugh. Starring" Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, 50 Cent, M...

Ok, so no Jillian this week. We don't talk Lucy. Kids got sick, plans got changed, No Cobretti to be the Cure! So this week we have guest host supreme, the poster maker, QB NORA KRAMER back on the mic. Together, Will & Nora, dive into Ahsoka, Give Ian malarkey about the Rocky Franchise, and slather their fries in ketchup to talk COBRA (1986) Directed by: George P. Cosmatos. Starring Sylves...

This week Will and Guest host Nora welcome MEGAN to the show. Possibly our first Gen-Zer... But they talk YA Guestions, Fashion and whole buncha other stuff And No, you aren't experiencing Deja-vu, we aren't talking about The Matrix: Resurrections (season 2. Episode 1) We're talking THE MATRIX (1999) Directed by: The Wachowski Sisters. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence...

This week Will welcomes Guest Host STEFAN to the Show. They talk Ahsoka, they talk bad movies, there are Guestions, Italian and THE EQUALIZER 3 Directed by: Antoine Fuqua . Starring: Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, Eugenio Mastrandrea, David Denman, Gaia Scodellaro, Remo Girone and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:15- Welcome Stefan! 00:01:00- Guestions! 00:06:00- First Thoughts 00:08:30- What...

On this weeks episode NORA (our art director/poster maker and guest from Polite Society and TMNT: Mutant Mayhem ) joins Uncle Willy to have a Conversation, it'll make sense about Ahsoka, Special features, Nicknames and The Challenge USA, no one likes those CBS people! Oh, and also the NSA is listening, they wanted to hear the thoughts on- ENEMY OF THE STATE (1998) (available on Hulu) Directed...

This week. GUEST HOST NIKOLAI , our DC guy. Our very own Matches Malone ! Ian is home with his new Baby, So Will brought in Nikolai to help him host. Our Very First Guest Host, and we couldn't be happier to have Nikolai. Thank you sir! They talk Star Kid, Flop Phones, being late to the Theatre, Thrawn and BLUE BEETLE Directed by: Angel Manuel Soto. Starring Xolo Mariduena, George Lopez, Susan...

This week Will & Ian travel back, 50 years, to look at a pivotal moment in cinema history. A Moment when Kung-Fu Flicks became commonplace, when badass, butt whoopin awesomeness rose from outside to kick the hell out of the mainstream (in America). The star maker for Bruce Lee Oh also, Ian had a Baby! They talk- ENTER THE DRAGON (1973) Directed by Robert Clouse. Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon...

BABY WATCH IS ON This week Will & Ian welcome back, from the Polite Society Episode, NORA! They talk Turtles, Ooze, Mutants and Judd Movies. Oh and, of course- TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM Directed by: Jeff Rowe and kyler spears. Starring: Micah Abbey, Shamon Brown Jr., Nicolas Cantu, Brady Noon, Ayo Edebiri, Maya Rudolph, John Cena, Seth Rogan, Ice Cube, Rose Byrne, Natasia Demitri...

This week Will, Ian & Jenny Pull on their Horror helmets and Talk To You! About a bunch of stuff, but definitely TALK TO ME Directed by: Michael and Danny Philippou. Starring: Sophie Wilde, Miranda Otto, Joe Bird, Alexandra Jenson, Zoe Terakes, Marcus Johnson, Chris Alosio and Many Other Talented People 00:02:00- First Thoughts and Expectations 00:08:00- Whatcha Been Watchin'? (Jenny- RuPa...

This week Will, Ian & Jenny, (Oh By the way this episode is Jenny's 1 Year anniversary with the show! Her first episode was NOPE if you want to take a listen) Venture back to a time in history when the world was just a little different, a little more rugged. That time was 1994, When Brad Pitt was on the verge of Superstardom and the Epic style movie was in hit demand. And in the Epic we wi...