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On this week's episode Will, Ian and- Where's Nora! They took her, now they must dedicate their life to revenge, to destroying those who stole Nora from them! Years of training is all they remember, and a desire for vengence. Kill Kill Kill!!! Murder fist-gun shoot, kicks, flips- Oh wait, she was just sick.... soooo- BOY KILLS WORLD Directed by: Moritz Mohr. Starring: Bill Skarsgard , Jess...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must choose. Join the peoples fight, the government or just sit quietly in your home hoping everything comes to a very pleasant end, very quickly. (Ian likes this) But no matter the choice, they can't avoid- CIVIL WAR Directed by: Alex Garland, Starring Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura, Cailee Spaeny, Jefferson White, Nelson Lee, Nick Offerman, Jessie...

This week, Will, Ian & Nora roll into town, Chinatown, on the Porkchop Express. They're there to get paid, gamble and drink! But NOPE, Sex trafficking and mysticism lead to- BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA  (1986) Directed by: John Carpenter. Starring: Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun, James Hong, Kim Cattrall, Victor Wong, Kate Burton, Donald Li, Carter Wong, Peter Kwong, James Pax, Suzee Pai, Al Leo...

This week Will, Ian & Nora avoid a stray Ax. They find the truth in themselves and go kick as much ass as possible, they hunt down villainous religio-political figures while throwing boxing fights in a badass Monkey Mask, they are- MONKEY MAN Directed by Dev Patel. Starring: Dev Patel, Sharlto Copley, Pitobash, Vipin Sharma, Sikandar Kher, Adithi Kalkunte, Sobhita Dhulipala, Ashwini Kalsekar a...

On This week's episode Will, Ian & Nora venture to Hollow earth, where there are no rules, or if their are they certainly aren't consistent. Then they go even further down to the subterranean, undiscovered world beneath Hollow Earth.... There are monsters, a lot of them... But no Kurt Russell, so that was a bummer in- GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE Directed by: Adam Wingard. Starring:...

On This weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora venture to The Road House to grab a beer and see Dalton. No, not the Double Deuce , wrong bar. and No, not That Dalton , the New Dalton... Yes, already covered THAT Road House, back in Season 2, Yes, this is a remake, a new one. Yes, for no necessary reason at all they remade- ROAD HOUSE (2024) R Directed by: Doug Liman. Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor McG...

On this week's show Will, Ian, Nora and special guest Stefan head to the O.K. Corral to drink some Old Overholt and fight some Cowboys. They drink some more Old Overholt and go west... Old Overhlt is had and talk movie western drink more Old overholt for thowe movie talk about things wtrhat are old ovgrwholt yum- TOMBSTONE (1993) Directed by: George P. Cosmatos . Starring: Kurt Russell , Val K...

On this week's show Will, Ian and Nora finally catch the uncatchable criminal! But then, it turns out, there's a bomb, with a code. And only 1 person can get the code...The Untouchable Criminal!!!! So they must swap faces with the criminal, but since there's 3 of them and a criminal they all just kind of swap faces around. Nora gets Ian's. Will gets Untouchable Criminal's. Ian...

This week Will, Ian & Nora are joined by Stefan to bring about the Kwisatz Haderach! Cause we couldn't bring it about the First time ! With the small but mighty Muad'dib and the great Shai Hulud they'll take down the Corrino Empire, the Harkonnens the Whole Damn Thing with the help of the Fremen they shall free- DUNE part 2 Directed by: Denis Villenueve. Starring: Timothée Chalamet...

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora find a starrgate. A gateway to another world, through the starrs! And they learn how to operate this starrgate, and the gear up a cross the cosmos, through the starrs to get to another world, where they can see different starrs. STARRS! STARGATE (1994) Directed by: Roland Emmerich . Starring: Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson, Viveca Lindfors...

This week Will, Ian & Nora are busted down from Lieutenants just because they ripped some guys arm off. Now they're on a mission to clean up the streets of Detroit, and they won't let Coach get in the way! They an ass-bustin team, ready to throw your burning corpse from the top floor. Don't fuck with em, they're- ACTION JACKSON (1988) ( R ) Directed by: Craig R. Baxley. Starrin...

This week Will, Ian & Nora get lost in the great unknown. Chased by something, pursued... Hunted! They must stick together, if the can to get- OUT OF DARKNESS Directed by: Andrew Cumming. Starring: Chuku Modu, Safia Oakley-Green, Kit Young, Iola Evans, Luna Mwezi, Arno Luning, Rosebud Melarkey and Tyrell Mhlanga. 00:00:30- Spoilers Ahead!! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:08:30- Whatcha Been Watchi...

On this week's Episode Will and Ian track down Nora, a podcaster, who wrote a book that could only have bee told by a real person involved in those real situations, well guess what, she was a SPY but had amnesia and now writes books, think The Lost City (or Romancing the Stone)meets Long Kiss Goodnight, But really she was a podcast for 19 long episodes, until the amnesia went away and she real...

This week Will, Ian and Nora enter the badlands. They save some youths and defeat a mad scientist. The Chemistry is great they earn the title: BADLAND HUNTERS Directed by: Heo Myeong Haeng. Starring: Ma Dong-Seok , No Jeong-ee, Ahn Ji-hye. Lee Joon-young, Kim Young-sun and Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Meet Greg 00:02:00- Ideas 00:03:00- Natty Bohs 00:05:00- First Thoughts 00:11:30- Whatch...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora meet SPECIAL GUEST Joe Ramienski at the KUMITE And engage in Full contact criticizing, talk about being a 3-time Collegiate Cheerleading National Champion, being a pro-wrestler, being an elementary school teacher and Selling Ian your soul. Also they talk about- BLOODSPORT (1988) Directed by: Newt Arnold. Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb,...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora accidentally kill a mobster while on parole then flee to Thailand to settle down and fish. And also look at a movie considered to be this years answer to The Raid ... But then, all the sudden- MAYHEM! Directed by: Xavier Gens. Starring: Nassim Lyes, Loryn Nounay, livier Gourmet, Chanaticha Chaipa, Vithaya Pansringarm, Sahajak Boonthanakit and Many Ot...

WE'RE BACK! SEASON 4! We begin again with a Nicolas Cage movie, as we do! And we're dreamin' our way through it. Will, Ian and Nora are all popping up in each others dreams and soon to be in YOUR dreams. In your dreams. dream of us. dream of us. We're in you dreams and your Nightmares, but we're there, in your- DREAM SCENARIO Directed by: Kristoffer Borgli. Starring: Nicolas Ca...

This week, the SEASON FINALE of Season 3 Will and Nora are Joined by our DC Guy, NIKOLAI for the Death of the DCU. Ian isn't here.... He had to work. He couldn't make it to the finale and it breaks his heart. But in his absence these three knuckleheads venture into the deep, to the deserts of the Oceans... or whatever, to Piss Bend all over- AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM Directed by James Wan. Star...

IT'S CHRISTMAS...... IT WAS CHRISTMAS! So that means Aaron Sudbury is BACK for another Christmas edition of the show. This year Will, Ian, Nora and Aaron lose their voices in drive by shooting and then..... SILENT NIGHT Directed by: John Woo . Starring: Joel Kinnaman, Kid Cudi, Harold Torres, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Yoko Hamamura, Valaria Santaella and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Welco...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome SAILOR LAROCQUE to the show, and together they freeze themselves in some freeze goop so that they can return in... like 10 to 15 years (from now) to fight an unstoppable criminal... unstoppable in the future, right now We can stop him, so we have to freeze ourselves... well, actually we were sentenced to be frozen, it's a whole thing, we're still good...

On This week's Episode brought to you by booksbybennett.com (check out the New Serrulata Saga Story: Because You Asked Available this month! Will, Ian & Nora kill a pimp, Accidentally, and we want to be VERY clear about that, Accidentally steal his suitcase full of coke that he stole from the Mob, drive to LA, get involved in a wile Gunfight and then die.... Wait, no, change the ending, li...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora take on the Big Corporations destroying Earth in favor of Mars! They talk commercial Jingles and the sound a Tomato should make when you bite into it... Really all the big things. Oh and they talk- SPACE SWEEPERS (2021) Directed by: Sung-hee Jo. Starring: Song Joong-ki, Kim Tae-Ri, Jin Seon-kyu, Yoo Hae-jin, Richard Armitage, Mu Yeol-kim, Ye-rin Park...

This week Will, Ian & Nora will learn to work as a team and SAVE THE UNIVERSE All while talking about- THE MARVELS Directed by: Nia DaCosta. Starring: Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, Iman Vellani, Samuel L. Jackson, Zawe Ashton, Gary Lewis, Park Seo-Joon, Zenobia Shroff, Mohan Kapur, Saagar Shaikh And Many Other Talented People! 00:01:00- Intros! 00:02:30- First Thoughts 00:12:00- Whatcha Been Watchi...

On this weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora take their time... they wait.... They Stick to their plan. They Anticipate, they don't improvise. They Trust no one. They never yield an advantage. They fight only the battle they're paid to fight....... They sit around not doing much, listening to The Smiths talking about- THE KILLER Directed by: David Fincher. Starring: Michael Fassbender, Tilda S...

This week Will, Ian, Nora and the tiny assassin, baby Anton, Do what needs to be done to stop a Drug Kingpin. They'll climb 30 stories.... or like 16, but they'll be fighting their way up. Tooth and Nail! Machete and lightbulb! They'll get to the top for- THE RAID: REDEMPTION (2011) Directed by: Gareth Evans. Starring: Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim, Ray Sahetapy, Yayan Ruhian, Pierre Gruno, Tegar Satrya,...