THE Last Action Critics!

On this week's episode Will & Ian enjoy a Vibe! They take it in and get a little wild. Vibe out. Feel it, see it, hear it. There's not much else other then vibe, but MAN it's a good vibe. and Bill Paxton! NEAR DARK (1987) R (94 minutes) Directed and Co-written by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Jenny Wright, Jenette Godstein, Tim Thomerson,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the mids. That's right, they're talkin- CONSTANTINE (2005 ) R 121 minutes Directed by Frances Lawrence. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia Labeouf, Pruitt Tay...

On this week's episode Will & Ian run some medical necessities to an icy town full of mystery and monsters. A living terror fantasy kinda thing... maybe... who knows, but don't work, it's quick, it's- RESIDENT EVIL (2026) R 94 minutes Written & DIrected by Zach Cregger . Starring: Austin Abrams , Zach Cherry, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Will Merrick, Andrea Miltner, Kare...

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn their, always believed, destinies are, in fact, true. Also Ian eats Crow. It's not because 1986's Masters of the Universe is amazing, we know that. No because he actually enjoyed- MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) pg-13 140 minutes Directed by: Travis Knight. Starring: Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba, Camila Mendes, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Morena Baccar...

On this week's episode Will & Ian venture into the unknown... well, the place isn't unknown, the situation is pretty god damn crazy. Just wild. But don't worry, they'll handle some shit, because they're in the town of Hope, dealing with monsters, but luckily they've also got- HOPE R 160 minutes Directed by: Na Hong-jin Starring: Hwang Jung-min, Zo In-sung, Hoyeon, Micha...

On this week's episode Will & Ian must find their feelings. Because feeling is illegal, and emotion is BAD. But it's what gives us LOVE and JOY and anger too, but lets not talk about that.... Anyway, it's all about the- EQUILIBRIUM (2002) R 107 minutes Written & Directed by: Kurt Wimmer. Starring: Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, Emily Watson, Sean Bean, Angus Macfayden, Sean Pertwe...

On this week's episode, Will & Ian work together to produce a W on any given tuesday. You never know what's gonna happen. An eyeball could fall out, a 1st and 2nd string qb could go down, a hooker with a heart of cold and a wallet of steel, who knows, because it's- ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (1999) R 162 minutes Directed by: Oliver Stone. Starring: Al Pacino, Jaime Foxx, Cameron Diaz, LL Coo...

Brah, on this week's Radical Episode, Will & Ian search for the ultimate rush! Pure Adrenaline! The Ultimate High! Surfing and Bank Robbery. That's right, it's- POINT BREAK (1991) R 122 minutes Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, James Le Gros, Lee Turgesen, Bojesse Christopher, John Philbin, Julian Reyes,...

On this weeks episode Will & Ian finish their spidey journey. They evolve and change. They become... something different! All because- SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY pg-13 145 minutes Directed by: Destin Daniel Crettin. Starring: Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink, Jacob Batalon, Jon Bernthal, Florence Pugh, Mark Ruffalo, Marisa Tomei, Tramell Tillman and Many Other Talented people! 01:00- First Thou...

On this week's episode Will and Ian move from Andrew to Tobey! The OG Spider-Man of the new millennium! Arguably one of the best super hero films ever made, A Sam Raimi banger full of depth and character and Bruce Campbell! That's right, it's- SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004) pg-13 127 minutes Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Alfred Molina, J.K. Simmons,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian begin their SPIDER-MAN Journey! From Garfield to Maguire to Holland. A journey of 3, in no specific order, time wise. But starting with an origin to a sequel to... a 4th. Whatever, it's fine. Lets start here, with- THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) pg-13 136 minutes Directed by: Marc Webb. Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Sally Field, Mar...

On this week's episode, Ian Watched the movie! So good for him! Will did too, they both have thoughts, about spooky wishes and other such things. Why? Because- OBSESSION R 109 minutes Written & DIrected by: Curry Barker. Starring: Inde Navarrette, Michael Johnston, Megan Lawless, Cooper Tomlinson, Andy Richter and Many Other Talented People! 03:30- First Thoughts 16:30- OBSESSION 19:30- Ta...

On this week's episode WILL discusses and reviews. IAN only saw 40 minutes, so anything he has to say really doesn't matter. Ian failed you all. Will is a hero. Together they'll go on- THE ODYSSEY (2026) R 173 minutes Written & Directed by: Christopher Nolan. Starring: Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, Hamish Patel, John Leguizamo, Elliot Page, Charlize Ther...

On this week's episode Will & Ian's wife is Taken! And they must go get her! Taken, stolen, kidnapped. They're Coming!- THE MARINE (2006) unrated 91 minutes Directed by: John Bonito. Starring: John Cena, Robert Patrick, Manu Bennett, Kelly Carlson, Anthony Ray Parker, Abigail Bianca, Jerome Ehlers, Drew Powell, Damon Gibson and Many Other Talented People! 03:00- First Thoughts 07:3...

On this week's episode Will & Ian must investigate... A MURDER! But they're fools, sheep if you will. Who could help them solve the MURDER!? Why none other than special guest Vivian! That's right, this is a pg rated, kid forward episode. Perfect subject matter for- THE SHEEP DETECTIVES PG 109 minutes Directed by: Kyle Balda. Starring: Hugh Jackman, Molly Gordon, Julia Louis Dreyfus...

On this week's episode Will & Ian need a little Yellow sun to power through their depression. And don't you worry, it'll be done with a well chosen soundtrack. That's right, it's- SUPERGIRL (2026) PG-13 108 minutes Directed by: Craig Gillespie. Starring Milly Alcock, David Corenswet, Eve Ridley, Matthias Shoenaerts, Ferdinand Kingsley, David Krumholtz, Jason Momoa, Seth Rog...

On this week's episode Will & Ian venture in to a creepy New York High Rise. And they Don't get to join the club... So that means- THEY WILL KILL YOU R 94 minutes Directed by: Kirill Sokolov. Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette , Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Myha'la, Willie Ludik, David Viviers, Gabe Gabriel, James Remar and Many Other Talented People! 01:00- Will's though...

On this week's episode Will & and Ian unintentionally come together in the hunt for a vicious human trafficking ring. Will is a mute (wouldn't THAT be nice) and Ian a Voracious smoker, together they'll hunt the villains down are have the greatest fights ever, because they are- THE FURIOUS R 113 minutes Directed by: Kenji Tanigaki. Starring: Joe Taslim , Miao Xie, Enyou Yang, Brian...

On this week's Episode , Will's Birthday movie! Will & Ian will race to save the Commanders daughters, then race again to protect them, then race again to retrieve them, then race again DOUBLE MUSKETS!- THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1992) R 114 minutes Directed by: Michael Mann . Starring: Daniel Day Lewis, Madeline Stowe, Wes Studi, Jodhi May, Russell Means, Steven Waddington, Maurice Roe...

On this week's episode Will & Ian Return to Kombat in Outworld to defend the Earthworld realm from blah blah blah, it's a sequel , there's a lot of expostion, some fighting- MORTAL KOMBAT II (2026) R 116 minutes Directed By: Simon McQuoid. Starring: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Tati Gabrielle, Martyn Ford, Jessica McNamee, Mehcad Brooks, Josh Lawson, Ludi Lin, Chin Han, Tadanobu As...

On this week's Episode Will & Ian get their eyes shined and go to a dark planet, for Ian's Birthday Movie ! That's right, another banger from Ian! And this year it came with a free eye shining, because it's- PITCH BLACK (2000) (director's cut) Unrated 112 minutes Written & Directed by: David Twohy. Starring: Vin Diesel, Rahda Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David, Claudia...

On this week's episode Will & Ian take a job in Mexico City, bodyguard work. But they're the discount version of a bodyguard, you know, drinking problems and all. But don't fuck with em, cause Butt Bombs! And what doe that get you?- MAN ON FIRE (2004) R 146 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott. Starring: Denzel Washington , Dakota Fanning, Radha Mitchell, Christopher Walken , Marc Antho...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are going to Hunt! Or be Hunted.... probably be hunted, and probably not make it out of said Hunt because they aren't necessarily weapons and survival experts, no, they'll get murdered. Unceremoniously and quickly... probably gory. Because this is- THE HUNT (2020) R 90 minutes Directed by: Craig Zobel. Starring: Betty Gilpin, Hillary Swank, Ike Bar...

On This week's Episode Will & Ian will hold up in the apartment, ready to survive. Many will die, no one knows why, but the only way out is through! Or at least until back up comes.... if it ever will. Because this is- ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) R 91 minutes Written & Directed by: John Carpenter . Starring: Austin Stoker, Darwin Johnson, Laurie Zimmer, Martin West, Charles Cyphers,...

This week Will, Ian & returning guest Marco will venture into the jungle to find their... find something, drugs? Fallen comrades? Something. But then it'll go wrong, it always does... So crack a Booty Sweat and join them into- TROPIC THUNDER (2008) R 107 minutes Written & Directed by: Ben Stiller. Starring: Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black , Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson,...