THE Last Action Critics!

On this week's episode Will & Ian need a little Yellow sun to power through their depression. And don't you worry, it'll be done with a well chosen soundtrack. That's right, it's- SUPERGIRL (2026) PG-13 108 minutes Directed by: Craig Gillespie. Starring Milly Alcock, David Corenswet, Eve Ridley, Matthias Shoenaerts, Ferdinand Kingsley, David Krumholtz, Jason Momoa, Seth Rog...

On this week's episode Will & Ian venture in to a creepy New York High Rise. And they Don't get to join the club... So that means- THEY WILL KILL YOU R 94 minutes Directed by: Kirill Sokolov. Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette , Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Myha'la, Willie Ludik, David Viviers, Gabe Gabriel, James Remar and Many Other Talented People! 01:00- Will's though...

On this week's episode Will & and Ian unintentionally come together in the hunt for a vicious human trafficking ring. Will is a mute (wouldn't THAT be nice) and Ian a Voracious smoker, together they'll hunt the villains down are have the greatest fights ever, because they are- THE FURIOUS R 113 minutes Directed by: Kenji Tanigaki. Starring: Joe Taslim , Miao Xie, Enyou Yang, Brian...

On this week's Episode , Will's Birthday movie! Will & Ian will race to save the Commanders daughters, then race again to protect them, then race again to retrieve them, then race again DOUBLE MUSKETS!- THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1992) R 114 minutes Directed by: Michael Mann . Starring: Daniel Day Lewis, Madeline Stowe, Wes Studi, Jodhi May, Russell Means, Steven Waddington, Maurice Roe...

On this week's episode Will & Ian Return to Kombat in Outworld to defend the Earthworld realm from blah blah blah, it's a sequel , there's a lot of expostion, some fighting- MORTAL KOMBAT II (2026) R 116 minutes Directed By: Simon McQuoid. Starring: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Tati Gabrielle, Martyn Ford, Jessica McNamee, Mehcad Brooks, Josh Lawson, Ludi Lin, Chin Han, Tadanobu As...

On this week's Episode Will & Ian get their eyes shined and go to a dark planet, for Ian's Birthday Movie ! That's right, another banger from Ian! And this year it came with a free eye shining, because it's- PITCH BLACK (2000) (director's cut) Unrated 112 minutes Written & Directed by: David Twohy. Starring: Vin Diesel, Rahda Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David, Claudia...

On this week's episode Will & Ian take a job in Mexico City, bodyguard work. But they're the discount version of a bodyguard, you know, drinking problems and all. But don't fuck with em, cause Butt Bombs! And what doe that get you?- MAN ON FIRE (2004) R 146 minutes Directed by: Tony Scott. Starring: Denzel Washington , Dakota Fanning, Radha Mitchell, Christopher Walken , Marc Antho...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are going to Hunt! Or be Hunted.... probably be hunted, and probably not make it out of said Hunt because they aren't necessarily weapons and survival experts, no, they'll get murdered. Unceremoniously and quickly... probably gory. Because this is- THE HUNT (2020) R 90 minutes Directed by: Craig Zobel. Starring: Betty Gilpin, Hillary Swank, Ike Bar...

On This week's Episode Will & Ian will hold up in the apartment, ready to survive. Many will die, no one knows why, but the only way out is through! Or at least until back up comes.... if it ever will. Because this is- ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (1976) R 91 minutes Written & Directed by: John Carpenter . Starring: Austin Stoker, Darwin Johnson, Laurie Zimmer, Martin West, Charles Cyphers,...

This week Will, Ian & returning guest Marco will venture into the jungle to find their... find something, drugs? Fallen comrades? Something. But then it'll go wrong, it always does... So crack a Booty Sweat and join them into- TROPIC THUNDER (2008) R 107 minutes Written & Directed by: Ben Stiller. Starring: Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black , Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian will learn it isn't safe to step on the floor. No lava, we're good there, but if you step on the floor, you'll get eaten. So they'll ride the pic! Because- DUST BUNNY (2025) R 106 minutes Written & Directed by: Bryan Fuller. Starring: Mads Mikkelson, Sophie Sloan, Sheila Atim, David Dastmalchian, Sigourney Weaver, Rebecca Henderson and...

This week Will and Ian come to town with some Guitar cases! That's right, but they don't have guitars in them, nope, they got a rocket launcher and machine guns and more guns, so many guns. And Explosions, cool explosions, it's wild stuff, it's- DESPERADO (1995) R 104 minutes Directed by: Robert Rodriguez. Starring: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida, Cheech Marin, S...

Uhhh... Amnesia THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT R 121minutes Directed by: Renny Harlin. Starring: Geena Davis, Samuel L Jackson, Craig Bierko, Yvonne Zima, Brian Cox, David Morse, Tom Amandes, Patrick Malahide, Alan North, Edwin Hodge and Many Other Talented People! 01:00- First Thoughts 06:00- We Take the Bullets 09:00- THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT 11:15- Tasty Morsels 16:00- Rating/Review 44:00- Totals 44:45...

On this weeks episode Will & Ian WRECK SOME SHIT! That's right, they team up, pee on things and rack up the collateral damage, because they're- THE WRECKING CREW R 124 minutes Directed by: Angel Manuel Soto. Starring: Dave Bautista, Jason Momoa, Temuera Morrison, Morena Baccarin, Frankie Adams, Jacob Batalon, Stephen Root, Roimata Fox, Claes Bang, Branscombe Richmond and Many Other Tal...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are joined by Stefan Kempski for a journey into the stars! They'll travel light years to save the sun, only 1 will survive the journey, but then he'll meet a rock alien and have a lovely little buddy adventure! They make sure the success of- PROJECT HAIL MARY pg-13 156 minutes Directed by: Phil Lord & Christopher Miller. Starring: Ryan Gosling,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn that there can Only Be One! They go back 40 years to figure out what happened at the Gathering that gave forth to the Quickening but Ultimately lead to a cousin and sequels and shows and aliens and soon a reboot, they learn a kind of magic from- HIGHLANDER (1986) R 110 minutes Directed by: Russel Mulcahy. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian must return to their past, a past that went away for awhile, kind of went in another direction, but now it's back, focused on them again, it's a bit convoluted, doesn't make sense, but here it is, it's back to confuse and bore... it's- SCREAM 7 R 116 minutes Directed by: Kevin Williamson. Starring: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel Ma...

On this week's episode Will & Ian shall enter the Swashbuckling world of Pirates in the southern seas... maybe not southern... their compass broke, it works, but not in a directional Maps sort of way. It's a thing. The point is, they are with- PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003) PG-13 143 minutes Directed by: Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Keira Knightly, Orla...

On this week's episode Will & Ian will RACE! That's right, they'll race cars, wheelchairs, rental cars, ratings, words per minute out the mouth, noise levels, everything! Cause Rubbin's Racin! If you ain't rubbin, you ain't racin! Why? Cause you gotta outrun the Thunder, which you can't, in- DAYS OF THUNDER (1990) pg-13 107minutes Directed by: Tony Scott. Starring:...

On this week's Episode Wil & Ian will take a class, a class in Crime! Luckily it's entry level, the easy stuff, very passable. Like, really hard to fail. Like, so easy to pass you could argue it's a joke. They do have to study and make dumb comparrisons to HEAT and DRIVE and LETHAL WEAPON and all the LA crime movies . That's right, thay signed up for- CRIME 101 R 140 minutes Di...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are joined, on a quest, an adventure, a journey! By Special Guest Stefan Kempski ! Together they will travel, and eat, and drink, and smoke, and gather more crew, and just have a jolly little time, maybe with some death, who knows, why, because it's- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) (extended edition) pg-13 178 minutes Directed...

On this week's episode Will & Ian experience a change in power dynamic. This week Ian & Will have to work a few things out. This wee- SEND HELP R 113 minute Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien, Dennis Haysbert, Edyll Ismail, Xavier Samuel, Chris Pang, Thaneth Warakulnukroh, Emma Raimi and Many Other Talented People! 03:00- Frist Thoughts 09:30- Send Help...

On this weeks episode Will & Ian decide it's time to revisit a movie from their childhood, create a convoluted plot with plenty of enjoyable scenes, mess it all up in an attempt to swede it and ultimately screw it up, because that's just- ANACONDA (2025) Pg-13 99 minutes Directed by: Tom Gormicon . Starring: Jack Black , Paul Rudd , Steve Zahn, Thandiwe Newton, Daniela Melchoir , Selto...

On this week's episode Will & Ian shall GET THEIR REVENGE! On that guy who did that thing a long time ago, it doesn't matter so much right now, what does is the path of destruction, the road of death and determination! In- SISU : ROAD TO REVENGE R 89 minutes Directed by: Jalmari Helander . Staring Jorma Tommila , Stephen Lang, Richard Brake, Kasper Velberg and Many Other Talented People! 01:00...

A new season begins! Will & Ian begin the new season without Nora, who will be taking some time off, the way they always do, with NICOLAS F-N CAGE! That's right, they bring in A.E. Bennett to help close out the 90s Cage - Trifecta of Action Movies, and kick this season off with a BANG! They'll put the bunny BACK because it's- CON AIR (1997) R 115 minutes Directed by: Simon West. St...