THE Last Action Critics!

On this week's episode Will & Ian will learn it isn't safe to step on the floor. No lava, we're good there, but if you step on the floor, you'll get eaten. So they'll ride the pic! Because- DUST BUNNY (2025) R 106 minutes Written & Directed by: Bryan Fuller. Starring: Mads Mikkelson, Sophie Sloan, Sheila Atim, David Dastmalchian, Sigourney Weaver, Rebecca Henderson and...

This week Will and Ian come to town with some Guitar cases! That's right, but they don't have guitars in them, nope, they got a rocket launcher and machine guns and more guns, so many guns. And Explosions, cool explosions, it's wild stuff, it's- DESPERADO (1995) R 104 minutes Directed by: Robert Rodriguez. Starring: Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joaquim de Almeida, Cheech Marin, S...

Uhhh... Amnesia THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT R 121minutes Directed by: Renny Harlin. Starring: Geena Davis, Samuel L Jackson, Craig Bierko, Yvonne Zima, Brian Cox, David Morse, Tom Amandes, Patrick Malahide, Alan North, Edwin Hodge and Many Other Talented People! 01:00- First Thoughts 06:00- We Take the Bullets 09:00- THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT 11:15- Tasty Morsels 16:00- Rating/Review 44:00- Totals 44:45...

On this weeks episode Will & Ian WRECK SOME SHIT! That's right, they team up, pee on things and rack up the collateral damage, because they're- THE WRECKING CREW R 124 minutes Directed by: Angel Manuel Soto. Starring: Dave Bautista, Jason Momoa, Temuera Morrison, Morena Baccarin, Frankie Adams, Jacob Batalon, Stephen Root, Roimata Fox, Claes Bang, Branscombe Richmond and Many Other Tal...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are joined by Stefan Kempski for a journey into the stars! They'll travel light years to save the sun, only 1 will survive the journey, but then he'll meet a rock alien and have a lovely little buddy adventure! They make sure the success of- PROJECT HAIL MARY pg-13 156 minutes Directed by: Phil Lord & Christopher Miller. Starring: Ryan Gosling,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn that there can Only Be One! They go back 40 years to figure out what happened at the Gathering that gave forth to the Quickening but Ultimately lead to a cousin and sequels and shows and aliens and soon a reboot, they learn a kind of magic from- HIGHLANDER (1986) R 110 minutes Directed by: Russel Mulcahy. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery,...

On this week's episode Will & Ian must return to their past, a past that went away for awhile, kind of went in another direction, but now it's back, focused on them again, it's a bit convoluted, doesn't make sense, but here it is, it's back to confuse and bore... it's- SCREAM 7 R 116 minutes Directed by: Kevin Williamson. Starring: Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel Ma...

On this week's episode Will & Ian shall enter the Swashbuckling world of Pirates in the southern seas... maybe not southern... their compass broke, it works, but not in a directional Maps sort of way. It's a thing. The point is, they are with- PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003) PG-13 143 minutes Directed by: Gore Verbinski. Starring: Johnny Depp, Keira Knightly, Orla...

On this week's episode Will & Ian will RACE! That's right, they'll race cars, wheelchairs, rental cars, ratings, words per minute out the mouth, noise levels, everything! Cause Rubbin's Racin! If you ain't rubbin, you ain't racin! Why? Cause you gotta outrun the Thunder, which you can't, in- DAYS OF THUNDER (1990) pg-13 107minutes Directed by: Tony Scott. Starring:...

On this week's Episode Wil & Ian will take a class, a class in Crime! Luckily it's entry level, the easy stuff, very passable. Like, really hard to fail. Like, so easy to pass you could argue it's a joke. They do have to study and make dumb comparrisons to HEAT and DRIVE and LETHAL WEAPON and all the LA crime movies . That's right, thay signed up for- CRIME 101 R 140 minutes Di...

On this week's episode Will & Ian are joined, on a quest, an adventure, a journey! By Special Guest Stefan Kempski ! Together they will travel, and eat, and drink, and smoke, and gather more crew, and just have a jolly little time, maybe with some death, who knows, why, because it's- THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) (extended edition) pg-13 178 minutes Directed...

On this week's episode Will & Ian experience a change in power dynamic. This week Ian & Will have to work a few things out. This wee- SEND HELP R 113 minute Directed by: Sam Raimi. Starring Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien, Dennis Haysbert, Edyll Ismail, Xavier Samuel, Chris Pang, Thaneth Warakulnukroh, Emma Raimi and Many Other Talented People! 03:00- Frist Thoughts 09:30- Send Help...

On this weeks episode Will & Ian decide it's time to revisit a movie from their childhood, create a convoluted plot with plenty of enjoyable scenes, mess it all up in an attempt to swede it and ultimately screw it up, because that's just- ANACONDA (2025) Pg-13 99 minutes Directed by: Tom Gormicon . Starring: Jack Black , Paul Rudd , Steve Zahn, Thandiwe Newton, Daniela Melchoir , Selto...

On this week's episode Will & Ian shall GET THEIR REVENGE! On that guy who did that thing a long time ago, it doesn't matter so much right now, what does is the path of destruction, the road of death and determination! In- SISU : ROAD TO REVENGE R 89 minutes Directed by: Jalmari Helander . Staring Jorma Tommila , Stephen Lang, Richard Brake, Kasper Velberg and Many Other Talented People! 01:00...

A new season begins! Will & Ian begin the new season without Nora, who will be taking some time off, the way they always do, with NICOLAS F-N CAGE! That's right, they bring in A.E. Bennett to help close out the 90s Cage - Trifecta of Action Movies, and kick this season off with a BANG! They'll put the bunny BACK because it's- CON AIR (1997) R 115 minutes Directed by: Simon West. St...

On this weeks episode, the Final Episode of the Season Will, Ian & Nora (absent) return to the Knives Out Crime scene to yet again solve the mystery of "Is this a good movie"! After their last foray into this mystery world, with Glass Onion , will they again tumble into fighting, or will they be more agreeable, as the discuss- WAKE UP DEAD MAN PG-13 144 minutes Directed by: Rian John...

On this week's' CHRISTMAS episode Will, Ian AND NORA(!!) talk to their annual Santa Clause, Aaron Sudbury , back to the show! This year that talk Carlos (Chuck) Ray Norris and his defense of Miami-Dade, USA against a large band of villains and scum. A true hero, protecting us from- INVASION U.S.A. (1985) R 107minutes Directed by: Joseph Zito. Starring: Chuck Norris, Richard Lynch, Melissa...

This Week Will, Ian & Nora (who is out, one last time) Must take on a mission to retrieve some deadly missiles from the hands of villainous Terrorists. How will they do it? How will they obtain the necessary intel... Who knows, who cares, they are- NAVY SEALS (1990) R 117 minutes Directed By: Lewis Teague. Starring: Michael Biehn, Charlie Sheen, Bill Paxton, Dennis Haysbert, Joanne Whalley, Ri...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora (sadly without) talk The Whole damn thing. Part 1. Part 2. They get cool, and play some fun music and yack about 2 movies now 1, and superman.... and a dead goldfish... But that's right, it's- KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR (Unrated) 275 minutes 01:00- First Thoughts 07:00- KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR 09:30- Tasty Morsels 13:30- Ra...

On this weeks episode /$%^(&EW$($^- This week, Will and Ian (Nora is absent once again, possibly kidnapped by mediocre Wi-Fi) deliver what can only be described as a masterclass in podcasting. They heroically tackle saving family, outsmarting rogue AI, and explaining why “bad” can sometimes be good — because obviously they would know — while “boring” is always unforgivable. Prepare for an aval...

On this week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora (who is out again) are joined by Marco Badaraco on this, the disney-fication of their first episode together ( pineapple express ). Much like Prey, Predator and Predator 2 , their last episode together was R rated, drugs, language, adult themes. But this time, less of everything, more teamwork oriented, more- PREDATOR: BADLANDS PG-13 107 minutes Dire...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora (who in out) welcome JAKE BONN to the show! Together they'll brave the HOT HOT streets of Los Angeles 1997 in this MONTH OF PREDATOR and take on a gang slaying vigilante who is also a- PREDATOR 2 (1990) R 108minutes Directed by: Stephen Hopkins. Starring: Danny Glover, Bill Paxton, Gary Busey, Maria Conchia Alonso, Rubén Blades, Robert Davi, Adam...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and Nora (who was out this week) head to the jungles of Val Verde to find some hostages, but instead find their worst nightmares, they find- PREDATOR (1987) R 107 minutes Directed by John McTiernan . Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Carl Weathers , Bill Duke , Jesse Ventura , Sonny Landham, Richard Chaves, Elpidia Carillo, R.G. Armstrong, Shane Black , Kevin P...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and a Triumphantly returning Nora are joined by Nora's boo thang KEVIN! They'll uncover mysteries via hypnosis and talk about times past as they discuss- STIR OF ECHOES (1999) R 99 minutes Directed by: David Koepp. Starring: Kevin Bacon, Kathyn Erbe, Kevin Dunn, Zachary David Cope, Illeana Douglas, Conor O'Farrell, Lusia Strus and Many Other Talente...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and sadly no Nora are joined again by JENNY 5-ALIVE! To talk spiders. Scary, yucky, gross spiders. In a movie that has long terrified Ian, because spiders. Creepy, crawly eww spiders, so gross, spiders, yuck, eegh- ARACHNAPHOBIA (1990) PG-13 109 minutes Directed by: Frank Marshall. Starring: Jeff Daniels, John Goodman, Julien Sands, Harley Jane Kozak, Stuart Pa...