THE Last Action Critics!

On this week's episode of ⁠John Carpente⁠ r's THE Last Horror Critics Will, Ian & not Nora this week, will traverse the American Southwest in search of the Ultimate Master! They'll take a lesser Baldwin and a guy who's really into asking people about their boners! That's right, really into wood! And they'll rediscover their passion for... not much really, because this i...

This week, we continue down the SpoOoOoky Scary October Road! Will, Ian (& no Nora this week) but welcoming back Jenny Five Alive! Knowwhatimean!? We'll confront childhood fears, and and enjoy some Bulgarian MIAK on pancakes, as we all talk- ERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991) PG 91 minutes Directed by: John R. Cherry III. Starring: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Shay Aster, Austin Nagler, Jonas Moscart...

This week Will and Ian are without Nora. But they do have JAY PICHARDO ! Why? Cause Halloween! Cause Horror! Cause- HEREDITARY (2018) R 127 minutes Written & DIrected by: Ari Aster. Starring: Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Millie Shapiro, Ann Dowd and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Welcome Back Jay! 01:00- First Thoughts 06:30- HEREDITARY (2018) 09:00- Tasty morsels 11:00- Ratin...

This week Will, Ian & Nora go backstage and talk- GREEN ROOM (2015) R 95minutes Directed by: Justin Saulnier. Starring: Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawcat, and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:45- First Thoughts 00:10:00- GREEN ROOM (2015) 00:12:00- Tasty Morsels 00:14:30- Rating/Review 01:06:30- Totals 01:07:00- Next Week/Bye Patreon: ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome the great A.E. Bennett on to discuss one of the greatest action... no, no not action this week, no this week ROMANCE! That's right, we have range, we can talk about OTHER things! Maybe not Ian, he's not great with something like romance, makes him uncomfortable, you listen, you'll get it. But the other three, THEY understand romance, THEY understa...

THEY TAKE THE PLANE BACK! Will, Ian & Nora TAKE THE PLANE BACK! They do what they have to do, and make the- EXECUTIVE DECISION (1996) R 133minutes Directed by: Stuart Baird. Starring: Kurt Russell, John Leguizamo, Joe Morton, Oliver Platt, Halle Berry, B.D. Wong, David Suchet, Whip Hubley, Andreas Katsulas, J.T. Walsh, Ingo Neuhaus, Richard Riehle, Ken Jenkins, Steven Seagal, Shaun Toub and Ma...

This week Will, Ian & Nora are invited to a dinner party. Someone is MURDERED! Who dun it!? There's only Three of them, and one of them is dead, so there's a 50/50 it's one of the other two. But WHO is dead? WHO is the Murdered? And WHO just had a lovely dinner RUINED!? Gotta find that- CLUE (1985) PG 94 minutes Directed by: Jonathan Lynn. Starring: Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madel...

On this week's Special Episode of this True Crime Podcast , Hosts Will and Ian (without their 3rd, Nora) Embark on a mission of truth, to find the killer of an unsolved mystery! They'll delve into all the possibilities, motives, witnesses and suspects. They'll break it down, flip it inside out, swallow their doubt, turn it inside out, Find nothin' but faith in nothin'. Wanna pu...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will defy their government, get arrested, escape, get recaptured and sent to a reality show that essentially guarantees their deaths. Today they are- THE RUNNING MAN (1987) R 101 minutes Directed by: Paul Michael Glaser. Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto, Jim Brown, Jessie Ventura, Richard Dawson, Erland Van Lidth,...

2:17AM Will, Ian & Nora air a podcast at 2:17am All their listeners run out their doors, gone, vanished. Where did they go? To the hosts? Away from what they've hear? Who knows, all we DO know is- WEAPONS (R) 128 minutes Directed by: Zach Creggar. Starring: Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Amy Madigan, Benedict Wong, Alden Ehrenreich, Cary Christopher, Austin Abrams, Justin Long, June Diane Raph...

On This weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora will work to save the world from rogue agents set on destroying the world. They gotta be onnatop it to stop it! Get it?- GOLDENEYE (1995) pg-13 130 minutes Directed by: Martin Campbell. Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen, Joe Don Baker, Judi Dench, Robbie Coltrane, Tchéky Karyo, Alan Cumming, Gottfriend John, Desmond Lew...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora, your First Family of Podcasting will cover Marvel's first family! The one with the Zaddie and the Rock! Should be fun when they talk- THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (pg-13) 114 minutes Directed by: Matt Shakman. Starring: Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach. Joseph Quinn, Ralph Ineson, Julia Garner, Natasha Lyonne, Paul Walter Hause...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and LOOK! It's A Bird, It's a Plane, It's NORA! She's back baybay! Chicago, illness, more illness, you can't keep her down! She's back and she watched her very first movie with- SUPERMAN pg-13 129 minutes Directed by: James Gunn. Starring: David Corenswet, Rachel Brosnahan, Nicholas Hoult, Alan Tudyk, Bradley Cooper, Michael Rooker, Ange...

This week, after taking a turn too early Nora is Out again! Will and Ian must work Together to bring home the gold, finish first, win it all for everyone. Because speed is all that matters here, here in- F1: THE MOVIE PG-13 155minutes Directed by: Joseph Kosinski. Starring: Brad Pitt, Damsen Idris, Javier Bardem, Kerry Condon, Tobias Menzies, Kim Bodnia, Sarah Niles, Will Merrick, Joseph Balderram...

On this week's episode Nora is out, infected with the Rage, leaving Will & Ian to fend for themselves against giant Alphas, pregnant zombies and Cancer...... Thank god they brought their iodine, cause they're gonna be here awhile, cut-to- 28 YEARS LATER ( R) 115 minutes Directed by: Danny Boyle. Starring: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jodie Comer, Ralph Fiennes, Alfie Williams, Chi Lewis-Parry, Edvin...

On this week's episode Will, Ian and sadly no Nora must join together to pull off one last big job. It'll take planning and skill and being really, really, ridiculously good looking. Seduction, deception, money and a genuine need to be liked. This week they'll give- THE BIG HIT (1998) R 91 minutes DIrected by: Kirk Wong. Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Bokeem Woodbine, Antonio Sabat...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora are joined by GIANNI MAGNA to seek Vengeance! It's a a Hangman's Joke, vengeance, love, reality, life. Luckily it can't rain all the time, thanks to- THE CROW (1994) R 102 minutes Directed by: Alex Proyas. Starring: Brandon Lee, Michael Wincott , Ernie Hudson, Bai Ling, David Patrick Kelly, Laurence Mason, Anna Thompson , Angel David, Rochelle Davis, Mic...

On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora truly explore the similarities of DANCE and ACTION! The beautiful ballet that is a well put together action scene. A John Wick Chefs kiss of ass-kickery, all in the conveniently titled- BALLERINA (R) 124 minutes Directed by: Len Wiseman ( Chad Stahelski ) Starring: Ana De Armas , Keanu Reeves , Gabriel Byrne, Ian McShane , Lance Reddick, Norman Reedus , A...

This weeks podcast, should you choose to accept it, will involve You listening to Will, Ian & Nora. You must listen to the whole episode. A task many have accepted and few have succeeded. Join the ranks of the impossible missions force, for- MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- THE FINAL RECKONING Directed by: Christopher McQuarrie . Starring: Tom Cruise, Hayley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Esai Morales,...

On this week's episode, Will's Birthday episode, Will, Ian & Nora talk- Mostly Will, Will does most of the talking. Was it recording issues? Is he a narcissist? Who knows, we may never learn. Is he Satchel? Did he sell the others out? Who knows, all we really know is this week is- ATOMIC BLONDE (2017) R 115 minutes Directed by: David Leitch . Starring: Charlize Theron, James McAvoy, John Goodm...

This week, Ian's Birthday Episode, that Nora is Not present for, Will and Ian will suit up, push the petal to the metal and BURN OUT! They need to win the race, they need to be- SPEED RACER (2008) PG 135 minutes Directed by: The Wachowski's. Starring: Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Susan Sarandon, Ariel Winter, Scott Porter, Kick Gurry, Rain, Roger Allam, Hiroyuk...

We had the opportunity to check out the new Action Movie Stand Your Ground and interview the films director Fanu Njie We even got to ask him Guestions! Check the ep out now And Check out STAND YOUR GROUND available on VOD NOW! Interview coming to YOUTUBE This week! details to come!

THE BIRTHDAY WEEKS HAVE BEGUN!!! First up: Nora- Spy Game (2001) Next Week: Ian- Speed Racer (2008) The Week After That: Will- ? It's time to play the game Time to play the game It's all about the game and how you play it All about control and if you can take it All about your debt and if you can pay it It's all about pain and who's gonna make it I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am control...

On This Week's episode Will, Nora and return Guest Host Stefan Kempski must battle the empire, the Government, the GALAXY to find Ian... he isn't here. He did a thing, they must venture out. A lot like Andor. Did you see it? They did, and they talk about it. Spoilers abound, so be prepared if you're just here for- ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) 133minutes (PG-13) Directed by: Gare...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will have to band together to save themselves from the void, they'll stand at the edge of it and babble on about their opinions, because why not, who cares, it's all stupid, i hate everything, i should just give up, i'm so depressed i feel like i'm in a void.... Wait a second, a void!? Call the- THUNDERBOLTS* ( pg-13 ) 127 minutes Directed by: Jake Schre...