THE Last Action Critics!

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must come to terms with their terrible decisions. The choices made have led to washing machines full of cocaine and car chases through the uncanny valley... Also, it's Christmas... it's all just- HAVOC (2025) R 107 minutes Written & Directed by: Gareth Evans. Starring: Tom Hardy, Forrest Whitaker, Timothy Olyphant, Jessie Mei Lee, Justin Cornwell, Lu...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora will head down to the Juke Joint to take in some Delta Blues! They'll pierce that magical musical veil and speak to the past and the future.... assuming the Vampires don't get em first. Cause let's face it, they're all- SINNERS (R) 137 minutes Written & Directed by: Ryan Coogler. Starring: Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld, Jack...

This week Will, Ian & Nora will gather for a meeting of world leaders, to discuss Bitcoin and Crypto and Bitcoin and digital currency and Bitcoin. But before they can even get it going Terrorists with an agenda... or basically just bitcoin Hans Grubers will attack and take them hostage and misuse a Panagram to get their voices to create ai fake videos... or something. You know, just another- G...

On this week's episode Will and Nora, without Ian, will help to populate and terraform a new planet. Death is part of the job. Multiples, not multiplicity, just multiples, are another thing. Shouldn't be a thing, but they are. It's a thing. Listen to- MICKEY 17 137 minutes R Directed by: Bong Joon Ho. Starring: Robert Pattinson, Naomi Ackie, Mark Ruffalo, Steven Yeun, Toni Collette, Patsy Ferran,...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Maryellen, Ian's Mom! And she has a particular set of skills, and with those skills the 4 of them, Did we mention it's Ian's Mom? So that should be interesting., maybe hear some amusing anecdotes about Ian, surely not too flattering... But anyway, a particular set of skills that will help get back anyone who was- TAKEN  (2008) pg-13 90 minutes Directed by: Pi...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Punk #2, Chris Coppola ! (soon to be in Netflix's Devil May Cry series!!!) They'll discuss the 1997 comic book adaptation Spawn and how he helped develop the film during his time at ILM and then used a small role in the film to begin his almost 30yr acting career! There's laughter, there's tears, there's a post credit anecdote about Uwe Bo...

On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora must deal with a seeming alien invasion in their neighborhood. Is it falling dogs? Bubbadooks!? Puppets? Bears? Who knows, but they gonna protect the block, meet their neighbors and have a high ass time because something is attacking, it's- ATTACK THE BLOCK   (2011)   R   88 minutes Written & Directed by: Joe Cornish. Starring: John Boyega, Jodie Whit...

This week Will and Ian are controlled by a vicious captor, maybe the unseen and unheard Nora (who was sicky-poo) pulling the strings and forcing them to confront their faith in nothing, and their need for control of nothing. Theological battles ensue, as well as false prophets and knives and matches and boards with nails. (Something hopefully better than these guys last movie, 65 ) It's a whol...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora set out for one last payday, one last big bounty that'll set them up for a good while. But shit, it hits the fan, the plan fails, vengeance becomes the mission. Because those who oppose will be- UNFORGIVEN (1992)   R   130minutes Directed by: Clint Eastwood . Starring: Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman, Richard Harris, Frances Fisher,...

On this weeks episode Will, Ian...... and not Nora must team up to stop a sleeper agent, or the sleeper agents handler so that they can save the sleeper agent, who doesn't even know they are a sleeper agent. It's a whole thing... Think winter soldier, but not.... Yea, because it's- CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD  (pg-13) 118 minutes Directed by: Julius Onah. Starring: Anthony Mackie,...

This week Will, Ian & Nora...... Let's just let AI handle this- "Love Hurts" is an action-comedy where retired hitman Marvin (Ian) is pulled back into his violent past when his former partner, Rose (Nora), resurfaces. Hunted by his crime-lord brother, Knuckles (Will), Marvin must confront his past while navigating a chaotic web of betrayals and rediscovering love amidst the mayhem................

On this weeks episode Will, Ian & Nora have to team up with special Guest Rose Calderon to take on international smugglers and traffickers. They'll tear up LA learning from each other and about each others cultures... not really, they'll just talk- RUSH HOUR (1998)  Pg-13 98 minutes Directed by: Brett Ratner. Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Tom Wilkinson, Ken Leung, Tzi Ma, Chris Penn, Ju...

On the week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora decide its time to better themselves. Time to be younger, stronger, better And so they do. But forgetting that they are in fact one with their better selves. There's a whole week long thing. The better versions start to get shitty with the time, taking longer and longer Until... The new and improved ain't improved. It's just a ball of screaming opinions,...

This week the motley crew that is Will, Ian & Nora will assemble to take on a suicide mission. If they complete it, they're free! Never to have to podcast again. If they fail, you're stuck with them for years to come. They'll Take on- THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967) (approved) 150 minutes Directed by: Robert Auldrich. Starring: Lee Marvin, Charles Bronsan, Telly Savales, Donald Sutherland, Ernest Borgn...

On this week's show Will, Ian and Nora take a recommendation from Aaron AKA Suds , to enter a walled in city, seemingly hopeless and yet, like a flower on a highway, hope grows for those within, the gangs, the innocents, the barbers. Together they'll watch the planes fly above and sun go down in- TWILIGHT OF THE WARRIORS: WALLED IN  (2024) R 126 minutes Directed by: Soi Cheang. Starring: L...

SEASON 5! Best Season so far.... Is what we will keep saying. This week, our annual Nic Cage Kick-off Episode! Will, Ian & Nora must break into Alcatraz to stop a crazed general who has a bit off right idea wrong execution. Mistakes are made, shit happens, its wild. There's a new logo and a theme song, so that's exciting. Because it's hard to get things done when you're on - THE ROCK (1996) R ...

On This week's episodes, this SEASON FINALE! The LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON, our Annual Christmas Episode (that is coming out on New Years....) Will, Ian & Nora Welcome Suds... or Aaron Sudbury, BACK to the show, as is Tradition. He picked the movie... Everyone is Sorry, it's the Director's Cut too, so even Longer, and not any better. Some Director's Cuts bring Success, some, not so much, So l...

This week Will, Ian, Nora and Special Guest  Patrick  (from awesome podcast Ian Wants to Learn ) will travel back in time, 29 years, to Outworld, where they shall have to save Earthrealm in a battle of- MORTAL KOMBAT  (1995) PG-13 (101 minutes) Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trev...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must survive- Oop, right off the bat, Nora doesn't make it. She's got a thing, it isn't pretty, think.... opposite of Ice-T's physical ailment at the beginning of the film , but Will and Ian, they must use what minimal skills they have to do their best at- SURVIVING THE GAME  (1994)  ( R ) 96 minutes Directed by: Ernest R. Dickerson. Starring: Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Ch...

This week Will, Ian & Nora, through strength and honor, shall avenge their family, fight for a dream called Rome and defeat the evil Emperor Commodus to... Wait, no, sorry that's Gladiator, this was GLADIATOR ll  (R) 148 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott. Starring Paul Mescal, Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Connie Nielsen, Joseph Quinn, Fred Hechinger, Derek Jakobi, Matt Lucas, Peter Mensah,...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora welcome special guest Helene Morse! And together they take a musical, dance filled journey to the wonderful Land of Oz! They Sometimes you just have to mix it up a little. A little Dance action. It's a journey, it's- WICKED (PG 160 minutes) Directed by: Jon M. Chu. Starring: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Bowen Yang, Bronwyn...

On this Weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora Suffer through a movie so you don't have to. That's right, they revisit a 25 yr old "cult classic", a film that some could argue helped define a generation of young men. A movie that has a "philosophy" that bleeds directly into MAGA. A movie so many will defend as Campy fun, when it reality is a massive turd that deceived many a youth, and wasn't good enoug...

On this weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora welcome back A.E. BENNETT  , writer of The Serrulata Saga  to talk about one of her Favorite movies. But first they'll join together to fight the Law, live in the trees and give money to the poor... and swordfight. A little archery, mostly sword fighting.... So, yea, they get all- ROBINHOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991)(extended cut)(PG-13. 155 minutes) Directe...

本周，威尔、伊恩和诺拉飞往布朗克斯看望他们的叔叔。他拥有一家商店。他卖商店。他们同意来吧，帮助新主人。帮派变得有问题。钻石。 然后有一个—— ::Translation:: This Week Will, Ian and Nora fly to the Bronx to visit their Uncle. He owns a store. He sells Store. They agree to Come on and help new owner. A Gang becomes problematic. Diamonds. Then there is a- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995) R (87minutes) Directe...

This week Nora  becomes a MASSIVE Pop Star! On the mend, proving herself. But before success can be re-achieved She visits Ian ... He dies. Violently... oddly. Then, for the next week she unravels, crumbles, is destroyed by an entity, a parasite, a demon, a demonic parasiteCh- WILL ! And all she can do is- SMILE 2      R (123 minutes) Directed by: Parker Finn. Starring: Naomi Scott, Rosemarie DeWi...