THE Last Action Critics!

SEASON 5! Best Season so far.... Is what we will keep saying. This week, our annual Nic Cage Kick-off Episode! Will, Ian & Nora must break into Alcatraz to stop a crazed general who has a bit off right idea wrong execution. Mistakes are made, shit happens, its wild. There's a new logo and a theme song, so that's exciting. Because it's hard to get things done when you're on - THE ROCK (1996) R ...

On This week's episodes, this SEASON FINALE! The LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON, our Annual Christmas Episode (that is coming out on New Years....) Will, Ian & Nora Welcome Suds... or Aaron Sudbury, BACK to the show, as is Tradition. He picked the movie... Everyone is Sorry, it's the Director's Cut too, so even Longer, and not any better. Some Director's Cuts bring Success, some, not so much, So l...

This week Will, Ian, Nora and Special Guest  Patrick  (from awesome podcast Ian Wants to Learn ) will travel back in time, 29 years, to Outworld, where they shall have to save Earthrealm in a battle of- MORTAL KOMBAT  (1995) PG-13 (101 minutes) Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson. Starring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trev...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must survive- Oop, right off the bat, Nora doesn't make it. She's got a thing, it isn't pretty, think.... opposite of Ice-T's physical ailment at the beginning of the film , but Will and Ian, they must use what minimal skills they have to do their best at- SURVIVING THE GAME  (1994)  ( R ) 96 minutes Directed by: Ernest R. Dickerson. Starring: Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Ch...

This week Will, Ian & Nora, through strength and honor, shall avenge their family, fight for a dream called Rome and defeat the evil Emperor Commodus to... Wait, no, sorry that's Gladiator, this was GLADIATOR ll  (R) 148 minutes Directed by: Ridley Scott. Starring Paul Mescal, Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Connie Nielsen, Joseph Quinn, Fred Hechinger, Derek Jakobi, Matt Lucas, Peter Mensah,...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora welcome special guest Helene Morse! And together they take a musical, dance filled journey to the wonderful Land of Oz! They Sometimes you just have to mix it up a little. A little Dance action. It's a journey, it's- WICKED (PG 160 minutes) Directed by: Jon M. Chu. Starring: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Bowen Yang, Bronwyn...

On this Weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora Suffer through a movie so you don't have to. That's right, they revisit a 25 yr old "cult classic", a film that some could argue helped define a generation of young men. A movie that has a "philosophy" that bleeds directly into MAGA. A movie so many will defend as Campy fun, when it reality is a massive turd that deceived many a youth, and wasn't good enoug...

On this weeks Episode Will, Ian and Nora welcome back A.E. BENNETT  , writer of The Serrulata Saga  to talk about one of her Favorite movies. But first they'll join together to fight the Law, live in the trees and give money to the poor... and swordfight. A little archery, mostly sword fighting.... So, yea, they get all- ROBINHOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991)(extended cut)(PG-13. 155 minutes) Directe...

本周，威尔、伊恩和诺拉飞往布朗克斯看望他们的叔叔。他拥有一家商店。他卖商店。他们同意来吧，帮助新主人。帮派变得有问题。钻石。 然后有一个—— ::Translation:: This Week Will, Ian and Nora fly to the Bronx to visit their Uncle. He owns a store. He sells Store. They agree to Come on and help new owner. A Gang becomes problematic. Diamonds. Then there is a- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995) R (87minutes) Directe...

This week Nora  becomes a MASSIVE Pop Star! On the mend, proving herself. But before success can be re-achieved She visits Ian ... He dies. Violently... oddly. Then, for the next week she unravels, crumbles, is destroyed by an entity, a parasite, a demon, a demonic parasiteCh- WILL ! And all she can do is- SMILE 2      R (123 minutes) Directed by: Parker Finn. Starring: Naomi Scott, Rosemarie DeWi...

This week Will, Ian & Nora welcome Marco to the pod. And then they get reeeaaallll high.... and they talk.... there's talking.... they.... um.... they smoke and then, like, talk... about the movie. They talk about things... like... it... and..... PINEAPPLE EXPRESS  (2008) R (111 minutes) Directed by: David Gordon Green. Starring: Seth Rogan, Danny McBride, James Franco, Rosie Perez, Gary Cole,...

On this weeks episode Will, Ian and Nora must deal with a situation! Someone is trying to kill them, picking them off, 1 by 1. Until Nora busts out her survival skills and Home Alones these fools. That's right, to them she says- YOU'RE NEXT  (2011) R 95min Directed by: Adam Wingard . Starring: Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg, AJ Bowen, Nicholas Tucci, Wendy Glenn, Margaret Laney, Amy Seimitz, Ti West,...

On this week's episode New neighbors move in next to Will, Ian & Nora. They're weird, creepy, unseen! An investigation will be launched, inspections, searches, spying etc. Bones will be found! Mysteries unearthed, questions raised, where is Walter!? All things that must be dealt with in- THE BURBS  (1989) PG 102 minutes Directed by: Joe Dante. Starring: Tom Hanks, Carrie Fisher, Bruce Dern, Ri...

This Week Will is BACK in America. Ian & Nora welcome him back, politely but firmly by saying welcome back, but also get out of town, now. There's a Diner 30 miles down the road. But if you don't leave right now we shall definitely be drawing- FIRST BLOOD  (1982) R 93minutes ( currently available on Paramount+ ) Directed by: Ted Kotcheff. Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Cr...

This week Nora is Back! But Will is still in Ireland?, so that means you get an Ian-Nora Mess around. So... anxiety, rambling, confusion and awesome! They get grimy and dirty to save the fatherland, playing games of cat and mouse with an enemy sniper who wants nothing more than to pop a shot in their dirty asses! That's right, there's an - ENEMY AT THE GATES (2001) R. 131 minutes Directed by: Jean...

On this week's episode Will and Nora are OUT OF TOWN! So that means IAN TAKES OVER! He brings in his co-host, Patrick , from the Podcast Ian Wants To Learn and they talk a movie that isn't really action, it's more comedy, and it's animated. Why, because Ian is in Charge! And when Ian is in Charge, things get weird. So this week they talk- BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA  (1996) Pg-...

On This week's Episode Will, Ian & Nora do a tight Michael Mann 170. They take a fair amount of time, but don't worry, they finish all plot points, develop characters, work their way from A to Z while making sure to fully explore and develop all characters and their relationships. All the women are well written, all characters have their place and make sense, and are never just pieces...

On This week's episode Will, Ian & Nora must figure out the best way to get to the pub, or as we Americans call it, the bar, so that they can survive the Zombie Apocalypse! How will they do it, can they? Will they drink? Will they follow in the footsteps of- SHAUN OF THE DEAD  (2004) 99 minutes. Rated R Directed by: Edgar Wright. Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis,...

This week Will, Ian & Nora must assassinate a gang of thieves. But in the process a young singer is left blind from their efforts. So they decide to save her... there's a thing with their boss, and her boyfriend and the head of all the french mafia people... theres slow-mo and slow action and ... it's just - THE KILLER (2024) Rated R. 126minutes Directed by: John Woo . Starring: Nathal...

This week Will, Ian & Nora decide to escape their lives, they're gonna pull one last salvage heist. But, the crew, maybe they won't make it. Maybe they'll all get eaten, or chest bursted or shot or whatever happens. It's gonna be scary! Because...- ALIEN: ROMULUS (R 119minutes) Directed by: Fede Alvarez. Starring: Cailee Spaeny , David Jonsson, Archie Renaux, Isabela Merced, Sp...

This week NORA IS BACK, re-joining Will & Ian to take on a corrupt mine owner. They were going to go through the badlands, but Nora nixed that in favor of something better, what with it being a  No ra-v ersary ! From Polite Society  and Rise of the TMNT and Enemy of the State  she's been rocking with us now for quite awhile! So now it's time to give- THE RUNDOWN (2003) pg-13 104min (av...

This week, tragically, Will and Ian are without Nora. So, to make up for it the watch a 22yr old movie, and reflect on the the east coast and it's things.... But then AMNESIA! Who are they? Who were they!? Who!? But also, how do they know to critique a movie in a wildly meaningful way? How do they know how to be hilarious? How do they know that person over there, with headphones in ISN'T l...

On this week's Episode, Will, Ian & Nora Team up for the most anticipated team up ever. And it's lewd, crude and plotless Dude! Sex jokes are made, Regular jokes are made, it ends and you appreciate that it was bter than it deserved to be, but was still- DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (R) Directed by: Shawn Levy. Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman. Emma Corrin, Matthew MacFadyen, Dafne Keen, Jon Favreau,...

On this week's episode Will, Ian & Nora experience TWINS! THEY GOT TWIIIIINS! Twin tornadoes, natures destructive breath. This one has 2 at once some times, this one has- TWISTERS   Directed by: Lee Isaac Chung. Starring: Daisy Edgar-Jones, Glen Powell , Anthony Ramos, Brandon Perea, Maura Tierney, Harry Hadden-Paton, Sasha Lane, Daryl McCormack, Kiernan Shipka, Nick Dodani, David Corenswe...

On This Weeks Episode Will, Ian & Nora must save the world, complete the element stones and the last piece, the most important piece of life- THE FIFTH ELEMENT (1997) (PG-13. 126min) Directed by: Luc Beson. Starring: Bruce Willis , Milla Jovavich, Gary Oldman , Chris Tucker, Ian Holm, Luke Perry, Tom Lister Jr., Lee Evans, Charlie Creed-Miles, Maiwenn and Many Other Talented People! 00:30- Lub...