The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are visiting Soviet Bloc Russia via tank launched temporal shell to talk The Ufa train disaster, the deadliest peacetime rail disaster in Soviet Russian history as well as going full gun podcast for a bit to absolutely trash Russia's favorite export, the gun that "Has killed more people than God". It's an explosive  Random Historical Happe...

AMA Cap and The Monk! From deep in the archives Captain LAMOTU presents the proto podcast episode that would eventually become the global phenomenon that is The Hard2Watch Podcast. Just two guys, drinking their way through a couple cases and discussing the martial arts. Hear how it all began on this very special episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast, because we love you! Read our Tweets and participat...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today H2Dub is taking another trip through time back to the year 1800's to talk about the state of the river Thames in 1850's London. You're really going to be glad you grew up now Vs back in the Victorian days...unless you are really into some Hot Karl...So hop on the Skidoo and let's get this pervert built time machine flying because we've got a mud...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we're talking about roller blading Al-Queda's, Napoleonic genitalia, and arguably the greatest historical example of true wife material the world has ever know!  Bonus drinking game next week, take a shot every time you hear the word penis! Have a dialysis machine handy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Get ready for the round house kicks to commence as they are backloaded heavily in part 2 of The H2Dub Hellbound review. Frank Shatter (TV's Chuck Norris) continues to terrorize his partner in Jerusalem, while mucking up crime scenes, doing B&E's and harassing citizens all while round house kicking some ninjas, monsters, and demons! Plus we get some good old fash...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Finally Chuck Norris round house kicks his way onto The Hard2Watch Podcast. Cap and The Monk discuss police standard operating procedure, how to dig with a sword, and so much more in part one of the H2Dub review of Hellbound! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and U...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This is a surprise extra episode of the Hard2Watch Podcast because we had some extra time to kill. We go over Nintendo using their hardware to improve your baseball watching experience, Red Wine pie, the tragic loss of the legendary Carl Weathers, and the case against Vince McMahon. All that and Murray The Unpaid Intern gets Deported to Serbia for science!!! Read our Tweets a...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Our Heros talk another Random Historical Happenstance about the Legendary Rockerfeller family, most notably the son who decided that it was a good idea to swim to cannibal island alone and get close to the natives....and get close he did....OOOOOH Fuck, a friend of the show Dutch territory cannibalism is back baby!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Sizzle and Mizzle bring you another fantastic Random Historical Happenstance! This time our boys are gonna learn you about sports statistics, projectile vomit  ballistics, How the U.S. tried to take down Castro and how one member of The Flash's rouges gallery almost destroyed a town on the left coast under the employ of big Daddy Govt! Plus so much more! I can tell...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Mizzle and Sizzle bring you another dose of learning with the smooth taste of ingested plutonium or in some cases...injected....Big Daddy Govt can't be trusted and you can find out why in this informative and health forward Random Historical Happenstance! Also, Johnny Depp is not my Tanto. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Fo...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we get to learn all about what happens when your various recording methods and redundancies fail and you are left with nothing to show for 4 hours of recording as Cap and The Monk grieve the loss of two excellent RHH stories as well as talk about how much Jeeps suck (Until they sponsor us) and the things that should've happened to Joseph Mengele's junk if ther...

AMA Cap and The Monk! From subs piloted by an Xbox controller to Senators giving handgibbers at a play, to snakes raining down from the sky to land on unsuspecting women just trying to do some chores, 2023 was a hot mess and Cap and The Monk cover some of their favorite shenanigans from the past year in their recap of 2023 in all it's glory! Plus a live review of what A.I. thinks colors taste...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of the Hard2Watch Home Alone 3 review Cap and The Monk talk traps and try to get to the bottom of the disturbing secrets the Pruitt family is hiding behind their shiny upper middle class veneer! Plus how many times can an 8 year old commit premeditated murder in one afternoon and still be called a hero? And how much property damage can he do to his house without his...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's X-Mas day and The Hard2Watch Podcast has one more present for you to open! That's right, A special Christmas day episode! We're covering Home Alone 3 for you. It's inept criminals, sociopathic kids, and all sorts of questionable decisions by the late great John Hughes! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow Th...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Felonious Monk's X-Mas present to you, his first ever show edit: The Story of The Great Gama, a legendary wrestler who never lost a fight! Let's get ready to rumble!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your s...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This week on the Hard2Watch Podcast, Cap continues his experiments with dropping movie audio in with the H2Dub commentary, Tom Sizemore continues to run about town with a bomb by his Johnson and Steve Seagal will finally wrist control this movie to a dramatic conclusion! Take a journey with us now as we relive "Ticker Part 2" on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Twee...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This week Steven Seagal teams up with a legitimate all-star cast but still manages to crank out a movie that is complete trash, proving that no matter how much talent you surround him with in a post Under Siege world, he will force everyone to play down to his level! Don't say "bombs" say "devices" as this ticking turd detonates in our faces today on...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today on the Hard2Watch Podcast the crew talk about the current state of the porn industry as well as how the Romans handled everything from unwanted pregnancy to hair loss to getting their little legionary to stand tall in the bedroom! Say yes to excess with Silphium! ::Warning! This one is probably not safe for work (Like any of them are):: Read our Tweets and participate i...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today on The Hard2Watch Podcast another classic Random Historical Happenstance: The story of two brothers, their commitment to public service, and their legacy that literally lived on inside the very citizens they served! Buckle up for a wild story this time around. When the Dutch aren't happy with their leadership they aren't shy about letting the powers that be kn...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's our first Turkey Day together on the Hard2Watch Podcast, so Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk sit down to say what they are thankful for. Finally Steven Seagal's elbows get the credit they deserve! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk finish off the review of Under Siege 2 with this beast of an episode. Skynet is coming alive in the real world as we tackle Ryback's tactics, cock rings, bad cgi, and earthquakes on a plane! All that and more on this epic episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Foll...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Steven Seagal is back to haunt your ears and Cap and The Monk's lives as today our heros talk about the Ultimate Warrior being a total lunatic and the sequel to the only good Seagal movie we've seen so far. This time it's "Die Hard on a train" as we discuss Under Siege 2 Dark territory. Including step by step instructions for how to steal helicopters...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Mizzle and Sizzle talk bear hunting, and head back to the land down under to discuss Koala chlamydia destroying marriages and a true legend of the outback in Rod Ansel. This guy will absolutely make you question your masculinity when you hear about his super human feats and then break your heart with the absolute tragedy that later befell him, in another thrilling Random Hist...

AMA Cap and The Monk! With Halloween just a few days away, Count MaCula and Sizzforatu, (AKA Cap & The Monk) have one more werewolf tale for you and this one is ripped straight from the pages of history as we jump feet first into danger with another Random Historical Happenstance! When a church is robbed and the grain is stolen by demons, who you gonna call? That's right, a friendly werew...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Count MaCula (Cap) and Sizzforatu (Monk) finish the marathon review of arguably the worst movie ever reviewed on The Hard2Watch Podcast as they contemplate why the American president sets Australian werewolf policy, why Donnie continues to be a human bag of sweat, and their life choices for continuing to watch such garbage so-called movies! Happy Halloween everybody! Read our...