The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Time Machine is lost, so today we are breaking into a local middle school and getting into their AV room to wheel out a tube TV and a VCR to watch and educational video on why the Russians should really just stop doing boats and how to get poisonous snakes drunk! Anchors away! Quite literally... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Fol...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The debate on comic book villains has raged for decades. Who is the best? Who is the worst? Who has the greatest rouges gallery of all? Well, The H2Dub is about to put some of these questions to rest once and for all as Cap and The Monk discuss arguably the greatest villain of all time as well as the most volcanic take on Spidey's arch enemy that anyone has ever had. Fac...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's time for one last summertime hurrah! Everybody put on your time clogs because we are going to the greatest (Question Mark?) theme park that the great state of New Jersey ever produced, Action Park. A place where one man's dream of creating a world of hastily built, poorly constructed, incredibly dangerous, rides and attractions and a drunken staff of apathetic...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This time we are talking about a man who went balls to the wall when it comes to early 1900's medicine! Let's take a trip back in time to a world where one man with a fake diploma, a radio tower, and a fist full of goat nuts had a dream to put those goat nuts inside you any which way he could and the U.S. Government that would fight for years to stop him! Also we ma...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In this episode The Monk puts Cap's gams on the line in order to learn you about the crazy microscopic bugs that were living in the dirt during a particular American Civil War battle and how it made Our Hero's leg glow in the dark! Buckle up because it's going to be a medal winning story of big pharma not letting us glow in the dark for our health! Read our Twe...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back just randomly rambling about 'Murican ignorance, Canadian PSAs, Italian cheese sponsorships, bad gun handling, and more. So much so that they forget to even introduce themselves or the show....so goddamn unprofessional....enjoy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook  ...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we wistfully dip back into the archives into the golden days or yore before we sent The Time Machine careening into the great cosmic unkown and learn about one of the most famous whaling voyages ever to get going well and end up going so so bad....Plus Cap dual wields enchanted swords and, water makes Russian boats catch fire and there are 50% more turtles!!! You just c...

AMA Cap and The Monk! That's right, those nut bags at the Atomic Energy Commision are up to their old tricks once again! This time they are trying to Nuke Alaska and the only thing standing between the hour hand on the Doomsday Clock hitting zero is Cap'n and The Monk! Plus another Steve Seagal Poetry slam! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we're watching Steve and the boys patrol Jefferson Parrish yet again but this time it's different. Steven Seagal is acting like a normal, human style being? Find out what Cap and The Monk make of this baffling turn of events. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk and Cap are rambling again, we're talking wrasslin, exploding subs, stache cast, and getting our first hard ons! All that plus a review of Johnny Depps Secret window and so much more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from t...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This week in part 2 of The H2Dub review of Mercenary for Justice, the movie continues to assault our heroes while Cap continues to assault his liver with alcohol just to make it through. We're talking BAD movies, over priced luggage, the pros and cons of wearable technology, government tracking chips, global warming and beard grooming! Really cramming in the talking poin...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today begins an odyssey, an endurance trial, a war....a year ago Captain LAMOTU and The Monk watched a movie so poorly written, badly acted, horribly shot, terribly directed, and altogether straight up and down butts that it nearly broke the spirit of The H2Dub...It's been sitting in the vault ever since, just 6 and a half hours of raw audio pain, but now, at long last,...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's the 4th of July and we are celebrating freedom by talking Cassius Clay, not the one who rope-a-doped Big George Foreman but rather the one for whom he was named. That's right, the senator clubbinest, pistol duelinest, cannon lovinest, anti-confederate you've never heard of. Until Now! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Well kids, come gather 'round for the 50th Episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. The most EPIC episode to date! We've got orgasms at funerals, Cap starts singing again, hot takes on A.I. art, batshit bedtime stories, ziggurats made of your aunties, and an EXCLUSIVE interview that is guaranteed to make you wish you were watching a movie about a CIA sponsored werewolf ou...

AMA Cap and The Monk!     We go back to a time before we lost the time machine to celebrate our Veterans on Memorial Day and learn about an amazing feat by and amazing man as The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates Henry Johnson. Like the Wu Tang Clan, this dude ain't nothin to fuck with! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Fac...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Monk discuss presidential brain worms, the state of modern reading technology, why running as a hobby is a red flag, and the Cap ruminates about how his pop used to make up and fall asleep during bedtime stories and reads you a couple first edition tales from The Brothers Grimm. This ain't your grandma's Rapunzel....it's like your great g...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Well kids, we're back in Jefferson Parrish with Steve and the gang to take on crime and the stories of the individual characters that make up the police force are really starting to come together. Follow along as Steven, the Colonel, Fat Bald Cop, Ethnically Ambiguous Cop, and Sgt Powell celebrate the life and legacy of the late Police Chief Harry Lee. This one sees Stev...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk give you a double dose of History today when we learn why it's a bad idea to bury yourself in cement and what happens when a city breaks a Persian Kings heart. Plus our heroes stir up riots and lose the time machine?!?!?! Noooooooooo!!! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook  ...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We're back for the stunning conclusion of Chief Seagal Lawman Episode 5! After two gun crimes Steven wants to make sure his boys skills are sharp so we get more classic police training in how to escalate every situation possible! We also break down how hurrying up to slow down on a breach is maybe not the best idea. Plus The Monk is sneaking up on you with the Crisco aga...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Captain and The Monk are back on the streets of Jefferson Parrish with Chief Seagal and the gang keeping guns of the street and "gently" throwing people into cars. Our heroes also teach proper table etiquette so you don't look like a jacket full of assholes in front of your date. Plus 50% more shotguns, woodchippers and roleplay! All this and more!  Read ou...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Cap and The Monk discuss the passing of starting Criminal of the Buffalo Bills The Juice OJ Simpson, We learn about nuclear energy and one of the AEC's many ridiculous shenanigans, when they tried to create a real life Fallout style religious cult based around buried nuclear waste and tales of The Cap'n in the Capital waste land! So strap your lead mask to you...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we hop back into the time machine to witness the life and times of a little guy who's story is truly a tall tale. There will be carnival shenanigans, feats knightly daring do, duels, love, and ultimately our hero will find god (allegedly)....much to his detriment (As is how these things usually go). Buckle up because you're about to "ride" into battl...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Captain LAMOTU and The Monk take on The Essential Conservative Core Games list. 40 Video games that are "Conservative"? We'll just see about that! Armed with a deep knowledge of Red Blooded Bible Belt America as well as Oxford definitions of what words actually mean, our heroes go through to whole list and get to the bottom of this! Time to find out if co...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The results of The H2Dub listener poll is in and Lawman 4 won in a landslide victory getting 100% of the votes, so Cap and The Monk put the work in and went to battle against Lawman yet again!. Round 4 is thrill packed with Steven Seagal wrist controlling cancer, Fat Bald Cop finding buccaneers prowling the streets, and We finally got to see Seagal's band in action. Plus...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today On The Hard2Watch Podcast Cap and The Monk discuss the enchanted land of Formosa where legend has it they eat their children and their cheating wives and wear dinner plates as pants! At least according to one guy who had Oxford University, nay, the whole of England fooled. Plus we read from an ancient manuscript, discuss depictions of Satan, and the Monk doesn't ev...