The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! In 1904 there was no such thing as Gatorade or energy drinks but the athletes of the 1904 Olympic Marathon found other ways to hydrate, like rat poison and eggs! Let the hallucinations and racing machinations begin! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates str...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and the world are celebrating the iggles Superbowl victory with A story of man Vs monkey and the shit fight that ensues! We do some serious science in this one people! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Never let it be said that we here at The Hard2Watch Podcast don't give the fans what they want. You asked us to discuss moobs and moose knuckles and you're gonna get it! Plus a little Chuck Tingle action to boot! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Upda...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parrish adventure today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war crimes trials. Will Mario finally be brought to justice for his many crimes? Will Bowser and his children ever know peace? Will Luigi...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight fro...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the United States, destroying the lives of everyone he meets from New York city to St. Petersburg Florida before jetting off to a tropical...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's coffee palatable, learn about crazy bees and so much more! Yaaaaaaaay! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The second part of your Crimmis present has arrived! We continue to explore the origin story of the Jigsaw killer, questionable parenting choices, questionable script writing choices, and Cap might even sing to you a little bit! The Last episode of 2024 is going out with a poorly designed trap! Yaaaay! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCallister like never before. Find out what made him go from plucky young abuse victim and robbery survivor to jigsaw killer! We go d...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and responding to the Monk's questions of Cyber trucks, Joe Rogan's stand-up stylings and more! Another classic Random Rambles! Enjoy! R...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's getting late, almost time for bed. What better way to lull you to sleep than to have Cap crack open his story book to read you a couple more of his famous bedtime tales! This time we get the hottest new reality show featuring a mouse, a bird, and a sausage! See how the drama unfolds as this unlikely set of housemates try to live together in harmony. What could possi...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Not going to lie, for months We thought we'd lost the audio to this episode but like a phoenix rising from the ashes, like victory snatched from the jaws of defeat, like a time machine not lost to the whims of fate, finally H2Dub Vs Lawman episode 8! Get ready for the most lore packed Lawman yet! This time with 50% more Steven Seagal pretending he's a doctor! Read o...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Hard2Watch Podcast brings you a Thanksgiving feast with our first ever Movie review Double feature as we devour the C.H.U.D. movie franchise! Two hilarious hosts, Two terrible movies, Two incredible hours, One epic show! Dig in! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub New...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's Turkey Time again and Captain LAMOTU and The Monk invite you to join them at the table to say what we're thankful for this year! It's and H2Dub tradition! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet sh...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Rick Flair is hammered, The Creator of Dillbert wants to debate, apples are wearing lab coats, and Frenchie is being totally gay! That's right, it's time for more of Cap and The Monk's Random Rambles! Further proof that we need to take these guy's microphones away....Enjoy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow Th...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Monk is here to tell us how the legend of Jimmithy Bond all began as he breaks down the very first Bond Novel: Casino Royale. There's degenerate gambling, toxic masculinity, and more ball beatings and bacon and eggs than you can shake a carpet beater at! For Queen and Country! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2W...

AMA Cap and The Monk! When a doctor (Question Mark?) gets paid in pie and cabinetry, a deadly virus breaks out, and hay bales start sniping cops, there's only one thing to do: Ride into the mountains to boil your piss and feed it to the troops of course! Join Cap and The Monk as they try to figure out just how the hell any of the characters in this movie are related to each other and why a se...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk review history in this episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast as they dive balls deep into the first ever straight to video Steven Seagal feature film with no PPE! What happens when you mix an academy award winning director, the worlds preeminent Aiko master, and a book about a French Canadian? The Patriot is what happens. Spoiler alert: It's Hard2Watch. Read...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's Halloween Day and as you get your costume on and prepare to raid your neighborhood for all their tasty treats we've got a special trick up our sleeves for you wherein The Cap and Monk each make a Top 10 list of their favorite horror movies for you to binge on this spooky night! Mwahahahahaha! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch...

AMA Cap and The Monk! After Franken-dogs, Franken-Bryce, Count Macula is giving everyone a break from the horror by telling the enduring love story of Count Carl Von Cossel A.K.A. Carl Tanzler, a man that would let nothing stand between him and his destiny...not even a little death... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebo...

AMA Cap and The Monk! A hurricane is brewing outside the Monk's house threatening to stop the H2Dub from bringing Frankenstein Reborn to justice, but you know that isn't about to stop our intrepid heroes from getting the job done! Victor Franks and his good buddy Hank have themselves a "suicide" by bellybutton shot and a giant vat of urine to work with, the hilarious hijinks co...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Everyone has heard the story of beloved horror icon Frankenstein written by world famous author Mary Shelly during a writing retreat in a spooky castle. However comma, we aren't here to talk about good books or proper movie adaptations. We are here to talk about bad writing, bad acting, and arguably the worst goddamn boom mic operator in cinema history! That's right...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Kicking off spooky season #2 with some real mad scientist vibes as The H2Dub once again goes Horror2Watch, this time with a Frankenstein theme. Unfortunately this also means that we get to learn about a disgusting Russian science pervert and his collection of dogs and the USSR that would fund him....Goddamn this is gonna be a month folks... Read our Tweets and participate in...