The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! If you thought that Sharknado was a good movie so you trusted the producers to bring that energy to the moon...get ready to be disappointed by Shark Side of the Moon. Cap is going to be pissed in this one, buckle up... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Happy 250th Birthday Merica! Today we celebrate by talking about some of the lunatics that have governed the great nation of The United States of America. Fuck King George! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's getting sleepy in here once again, so tuck yourself in and get ready to hear just how F'd up sleeping beauty was in it's original form as Cap tells you another book accurate bedtime tale! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight fr...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporiu...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water.... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today is the day that we finally see the release of part 1 of the H2Dub takedown of Deer Crossing. This show was originally recorded well over a year ago and Cap and The Monk still haven't fully recovered from the trauma of watching this horse tier movie. Now's your chance to finally get dragged down with us! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @It...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk talk show news, movie trivia, and Theories on Jimmithy Bond and more! Click the AMA link in the show notes and start asking questions! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Wa...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and the Monk discuss the Bible and the philosophy of how to properly handle a body swap. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2W...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We find ourselves hopelessly trapped in another year of the horse. If things look bleak, there's a reason, and Cap is here to present some historical context to why every year of the horse is an absolute mess! Plus, some bagging on the flat earth kangaroos and more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Cap and The Monk bring Flat Earthers to justice for their crimes against sanity and the basic understanding of math and physics...and Cap blames this mania on the year of the horse! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach Pete gets taken to Monk's court!  Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouges gallery?! Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   a...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the sun! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and g...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl who is having a psychotic break, a logging company, and...Animorphs, question mark? Read our Tweets and participate in our listen...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk pay tribute to the late martial arts legend. Rest in power Chuck! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podca...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The Monk will give their final review score! Plus a round house kick! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of gold....question mark? Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he won't be solving anything yet again, in the thrilling conclusion to The Monk's Book Corner featuring the UK's g...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of your halftime shows and your missing celebrity parents! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecution. There can be only one winner and the loser will be sentenced to foot pervertry! Read our Tweets and participate in our listen...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong can beat Godzilla with hurled turds and the Monk spends most of the episode eating soup because he's a hack and a fraud! Che...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the work in the fight scenes. Plus, a tiny Asian man gets stuffed into a cubby, Seagal puts that stupid fuckin jacket back on and......

AMA Cap and The Monk! When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Law...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving like and asshole, eating bugs, getting steam cleaned, and generally bringing down the crown with one pathetic attempt at espionag...