The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back for the review of the most horrifying movie yet! The Huge Jacked Man in X-Men Origins Wolverine. is this the worst movie ever made? Are the X-men a bunch of Hackulent Fraudulators? Is this movie good? All these answers are maybe answered today...or at least in part because this is going to take a lot more than a single episode to cover... Read our Tw...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The H2Dub turns 150 today and as is our custom on our season finales, we present to you a super variety show with a little ramble, a little happenstance, a little bedtime story and for the first time ever...maybe a little....animal court? Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2D...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The time has finally come for us to find out who would win in a fight: Frankenstein's monster or the Mummy....that is...after we struggle through about another hour of them not even knowing that the other one even exists. Cap and The Monk continue this complete tear down of a movie with a title that only actually happens for about 6 minutes right at the ass end of the so...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's spooky season again and this time Cap and The Monk are pitting two of the monsters from previous seasons against each other in a battle to the death! Whoever wins, we lose....because we had to watch this terrible movie. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News a...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Looks like someone has sleepy eyes. Good thing Cap is here to read you another heart warming family bedtime story to put you to sleep. Tonight we find out what happens to a Queen and her two princes when the king leaves for war and her Mother in Law is somehow left in charge...or do we? Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of The Monk's Book Corner reviewing the novel From Russia With Love, Jimmithy Renee Bond is back on the case and he's got himself a new Turkish Felix to help him on his mission. Will his new friend get what's coming to him? Plus the most satisfying ending to a Bond novel in the history of the series! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener pol...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Monk's Book corner is back with another Jimmithy Renee Bond adventure. This time Flemming waits until nearly halfway through the damn book before he lets Jimmithy into the picture. Will this limit the damage? Will Flemming continue to hate red heads? Will there be bacon and eggs? Find out all this and more in part 1 of the review! Read our Tweets and participate in our l...

AMA Cap and The Monk! With all the celebrities that we love and cherish dropping like flies this year, Cap asks the burning questions about the afterlife and The Monk insults Sabarro! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at T...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk continue to review the many beatings that John Wick for Jesus, Aaron Beckman takes at the hands of small women in part 2 of the action packed review of Beckman. This episode has not been edited for family viewing. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News...

AMA Cap and The Monk! David A.R. White plays John Wick for Jesus in "Beckman" and it's once again Cap and The Monk's cross to bear to watch it and see why it sucks. Find out how they screwed up the first half of the movie today in part 1! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Just prior to the outbreak of WWI a group of British University students decided to play a prank on the HMS Dreadnaught, a state of the art warship by putting on black face. This is their ridiculous story... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight fr...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU questions why bad writing persists in human society when we could choose quality entertainment, why no one has any fuckin sense in a writers room and takes Neil Druckman to task for thinking he can teach us a moral lesson when the only reasonable outcome to the aftermath of Joel Miller's death is bloody merciless revenge! Read our Tweets and participate in...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We finish skinning this shark today and even mercury poisoning would have been more pleasurable than having to watch it. This Tubi original is brought to justice at last by listener request! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! G...

AMA Cap and The Monk! If you thought that Sharknado was a good movie so you trusted the producers to bring that energy to the moon...get ready to be disappointed by Shark Side of the Moon. Cap is going to be pissed in this one, buckle up... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Happy 250th Birthday Merica! Today we celebrate by talking about some of the lunatics that have governed the great nation of The United States of America. Fuck King George! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's getting sleepy in here once again, so tuck yourself in and get ready to hear just how F'd up sleeping beauty was in it's original form as Cap tells you another book accurate bedtime tale! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight fr...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporiu...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water.... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today is the day that we finally see the release of part 1 of the H2Dub takedown of Deer Crossing. This show was originally recorded well over a year ago and Cap and The Monk still haven't fully recovered from the trauma of watching this horse tier movie. Now's your chance to finally get dragged down with us! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @It...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk talk show news, movie trivia, and Theories on Jimmithy Bond and more! Click the AMA link in the show notes and start asking questions! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Wa...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and the Monk discuss the Bible and the philosophy of how to properly handle a body swap. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2W...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We find ourselves hopelessly trapped in another year of the horse. If things look bleak, there's a reason, and Cap is here to present some historical context to why every year of the horse is an absolute mess! Plus, some bagging on the flat earth kangaroos and more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Cap and The Monk bring Flat Earthers to justice for their crimes against sanity and the basic understanding of math and physics...and Cap blames this mania on the year of the horse! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach Pete gets taken to Monk's court!  Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouges gallery?! Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on...