The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more ba...

AMA Cap and The Monk! 2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box of christmas cheer with H2Dub! Ho Ho Hoooooonooooooooo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch o...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1 of Lawman. How many random objects has Seagal eaten? How many children has he wrist controlled? How fat is fat bald cop? Will Ca...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America" For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk. Read our Tweets and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your swee...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at T...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's been 5 months since Cap and The Monk last recorded an episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast. What happened to our heros? Did Seagal get em? Find out today on a thrilling new H2Dub! Plus the boys review a horrible horror movie! Happy Halloween! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get a...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The long awaited 100th episode of The Hard2Watch Podcast is here! Cap and The Monk clown on fools, talk about Steven Seagal's arms and tell you another bedtime story, plus a special guest appearance from Imperial Inquisitor Grimdark to tell us how to praise the Emperor! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcas...

AMA Cap and The Monk! I can see that you are getting awful tuckered. Trow on your footie jams because it's time for another Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales! We're going really hands on this time....in a manner of speaking Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates strai...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Nico Pastrami finishes his battle with Citizen CIA and the city of Chicago in the epic conclusion to The Hard2Watch marathon 3 part review of Above The Law! Also: Horses are the worst. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get You...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk continue to bring Steven Seagal to justice in part 2 of their review of Above The Law. Chicago will never be the same....and neither will Nico Tortellini! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show...

AMA Cap and The Monk! No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Ha...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straigh...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly  Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Empor...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your swee...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue! Check out the Hard2Watch Facebook link for information on how you can win exclusive free swag and follow Willy on Instagram and TikTok @WillyWillWorXs! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watc...

AMA Cap and The Monk! A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Ca...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a whole lot more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap is here to tell you a couple more bedtime tales to get you all snuggled up and ready for dreamland! This week he's going to tell you all about a crazy king, the filthy random hobo he makes his son's godfather, and the flower that boy would come to traffic against her will in defiance of all the laws of god and man! Get ready for another classic to add to your st...