The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   a...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the sun! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and g...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl who is having a psychotic break, a logging company, and...Animorphs, question mark? Read our Tweets and participate in our listen...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk pay tribute to the late martial arts legend. Rest in power Chuck! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podca...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's time for the thrilling conclusion, question mark? Of Chuck Norris is The Hitman! There's going to be one-liners that make no sense, a plot that's full of holes, racism will be solved with story time and a punch in the face and Cap and The Monk will give their final review score! Plus a round house kick! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Chuck and Aaron Norris are back again as the actor/director duo of another cop out of water vehicle. This time Carlos rips a page out of Seagal's playbook and is betrayed by his partner and then turns into a cold blooded killer with a heart of gold....question mark? Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Bond Jimmithy Bond, is off to Vegas to do some gambling on the strip, kill another cab driver, and maybe even take in a movie. What's going on with the diamond smuggling ring he's been sent to investigate? Well fuck you for asking because he won't be solving anything yet again, in the thrilling conclusion to The Monk's Book Corner featuring the UK's g...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Jimmithy is back and this time breaking from character he is going to act like the worst secret agent ever! That's right, our boy still sucks at being a super spy and at gambling and at remembering to do what he's told. Plus, Cap hates all of your halftime shows and your missing celebrity parents! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today the battle for the H2Dub Vs the Zombie Apocalypse poster is settled in Monk's Court. Judge Monk is presiding as self proclaimed #1 hardons Layla and Rob plead their case for to be the winner of the contest with Captain LAMOTU as prosecution. There can be only one winner and the loser will be sentenced to foot pervertry! Read our Tweets and participate in our listen...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are joined once again by special guest, artist WillyWillworxs to talk about a very special episode of the Disney animated tv series Gargoyles. It's all about gun control and what member of what team is the best. Plus, how Kong can beat Godzilla with hurled turds and the Monk spends most of the episode eating soup because he's a hack and a fraud! Che...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back to polish off the turd that is A Dangerous Man. Steven Seagal and company continue to make baffling decisions, terrible tactical moves, and spit nonsense dialog all while Steven's much slimmer stunt double does all the work in the fight scenes. Plus, a tiny Asian man gets stuffed into a cubby, Seagal puts that stupid fuckin jacket back on and......

AMA Cap and The Monk! When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Law...

AMA Cap and The Monk! This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving like and asshole, eating bugs, getting steam cleaned, and generally bringing down the crown with one pathetic attempt at espionag...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more ba...

AMA Cap and The Monk! 2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box of christmas cheer with H2Dub! Ho Ho Hoooooonooooooooo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch o...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X...

AMA Cap and The Monk! We say goodbye to Lawman month as Steve says goodbye to the boys after easily his roughest day on the force. Season one ends with a bang as there's crime all over the place and no officer Eric to be seen! We finally did it. We finished season 1 of Lawman. How many random objects has Seagal eaten? How many children has he wrist controlled? How fat is fat bald cop? Will Ca...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In the Penultimate episode of Steven Seagal Lawman season 1 we see Steve and the boys finally find that car accident Tubi threatened us with in a previous blurb and the SWAT team goes to battle with the nutria that are attacking Jefferson Parrish. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Tonight we preempt your regularly scheduled Hard2Watch Podcast Thanksgiving Special to bring you an H2Dub News Special Report on the newly self appointed "President of The New Constitutional Republic Of The United States Of America" For more on this we head to the H2Dub News room with your lead anchors Captain LAMOTU and Judge The Felonious Monk. Read our Tweets and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Steve and the Gang are back again and Jefferson Parrish continues to learn that Chief Steve has the intellect and thoughtfulness of a stick bug. Plus Steven Seagal Vs cellulitis! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your swee...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Seagal is back on the streets with his boys. Officer Eric, better get your knight stick, they might get locked in the trunk. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today we finish getting assaulted by The Mummy Resurrected Part 2. Papa has a belly full of rocks and a pocket full of sand and he's ready to go spelunking! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at T...