The Hard2Watch Podcast

AMA Cap and The Monk! As October's spooky stuff continues Count MaCula and (The Captain) and Sizzforatu  (The Monk) bring you part one of an epic review of an epically bad movie: The Howling 3. Get ready to learn what it takes to kill a theatrical run for a vaunted franchise, what happens when a man's super power is just.....sweating......non stop....How to court a woman by physically ch...

AMA Cap and The Monk! It's Spooky Season at last! Captain LAMOTU (AKA Mizzle, AKA Count Macula) and The Felonius Monk (AKA Sizzle, AKA Sizzforatu), with help from The Museum of Icelandic Sorcery & Witchcraft  present for you today a tale straight from the History of one of our favorite countries Iceland! Have you ever found yourself down on your luck, in need of a buck? Well then boy do w...

AMA Cap and The Monk! The Hard2Watch Podcast celebrates it's ever growing international fanbase and the latest milestone achievement of getting into double digit episodes (more rare for a podcast than you'd think) by taking a break from history and suffering through bad movies and instead getting spiritual as The Monk takes the Oxford Capacity Analysis test to see how the Church of Scien...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk take to the streets of Jefferson Parrish yet again...or at least watch Steven Seagal take to the streets as a badged lawman in episode 3 of the eponymous show. We're talking dogs in clothes, why ACU camo is dogshit, and how Steve has allegedly been training pups since he was a pup. Plus fat bald cop is back to be the rump of our joke...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk wrap up their review of Under Siege. Miss July stuns, Tommy Lee Jones Hams it up, the sad trombone is back to razz us when we screw up, and there is even A 95G! To quote Stan the Man Lee, It's another thrill packed episode, (Here comes a copywrite safe version of what he would've said:) So face forward nonfiction proselyte! Ever...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Oh boy, The Cap and The Monk really get lost in the weeds with this one, talking about special effects, bad 90's weapon manipulation, volcanic takes on the Fast, John Wick, and Marvel franchises, as well as giving you the low down on two movies that for once you probably should watch in Super Mario Bros. and the first part of our review of Under Siege! There's enoug...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Today on the Hard2Watch Podcast we take a break from reviewing all the terrible movies and shows and instead talk about another Random Historical Happenstance, this time the tale of The Legend (In his own mind) Count Dante and the Chicago Dojo Wars. It's a story of death matches, dynamite, and police issued nunchuks! The second city is a crazy place! Read our Tweets and...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU and The Monk are back to finish discussing the second episode of Steven Seagal Lawman. Join us as we break down wrist control, slapping your friends in the face, the best thing to get at McDonald's while you are chasing a suspect, how a certain shoe company should sponsor us, and the time that The Monk got sent to The Raft with all of Captain America'...

AMA Cap and The Monk! Still reeling from Against the Dark the Captain and the Monk soldier on as they review the second episode of Steven Seagal Lawman and learn that even in the midst of the chase, sometimes you've just got to stop and treat yourself to a QPC (McDonalds sponsor us) Plus learn about fun places to visit in England! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In the thrilling conclusion to Against The Dark, Cap and The Monk continue to break down how not to make a vampire movie, why you shouldn't randomly fall asleep in a hospital filled with cannibal monsters, schill for sponsors, and finally get some wrist control! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Fa...

AMA Cap and The Monk! A "Classic" Seagal Film. This movie is and absolute train wreck and The Cap'n and The Monk review it because they hate themselves more than you should hate yourself. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Facebook   and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sw...

AMA Cap and The Monk! As a special treat from the The Captain and The Monk:  Sizzle and Mizzle Drop in to teach you about the great latrine disaster of 1184. Lions, Popes, and Poops oh my! A special preview of the currently in production Random Historical Happenstance Podcast! Whaaaaaat?! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on  Fa...

AMA Cap and The Monk! In This Episode we initially set out to cover a movie but Captain LAMOTU Foolishly thinks that he can talk Lawman episode 1 and not have it take an entire show to itself. So we get the full review of Steven Seagal's first documented adventure as a Jefferson Parrish Deputy. Criminals beware! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow...